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Here is my peace plan for Ukraine/Russia.
1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine.
2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague.
3. Russia pays everyone for everything.
4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail.
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine.
2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague.
3. Russia pays everyone for everything.
4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail.
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Here is my peace plan for Ukraine/Russia.
1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine.
2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague.
3. Russia pays everyone for everything.
4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail.
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine.
2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague.
3. Russia pays everyone for everything.
4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail.
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
Oh wow! You look strongly blockable
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Oh wow! You look strongly blockable
If humans had QA, I would probably not be here
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
If humans had QA, I would probably not be here
What's the first thing you do when Microsoft Windows updates? You frantically go through all settings disabling all the shit they just added to your machine without your consent
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
What's the first thing you do when Microsoft Windows updates? You frantically go through all settings disabling all the shit they just added to your machine without your consent
The Death Star was probably designed by a team of overworked engineers
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The Death Star was probably designed by a team of overworked engineers
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Everyone knows that girls only sleep with us to warm up their feet
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Everyone knows that girls only sleep with us to warm up their feet
The best trick the exploiter class came up with is hiding the real value of your work: You think you are generously compensated while, in fact, you are being paid a fraction of the work you're doing
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The best trick the exploiter class came up with is hiding the real value of your work: You think you are generously compensated while, in fact, you are being paid a fraction of the work you're doing
The second-best trick the exploiter class came up with to control us is delegating the whip. You are always as whipped as ever but you no longer see the people responsible for the whipping.
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
The second-best trick the exploiter class came up with to control us is delegating the whip. You are always as whipped as ever but you no longer see the people responsible for the whipping.
If it's not obvious enough: abortion falls under medical treatment. It's a medical right. A non-negotiable one
Some things should not be profitable. Those include: medical treatments, education, public transport and this list should be expending!
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
If it's not obvious enough: abortion falls under medical treatment. It's a medical right. A non-negotiable one
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“Ah yes, the holy MAGA equation:
If she ends the pregnancy, she’s a sinner.
If she keeps the pregnancy, she’s a whore.
If she asks for help, she’s a burden.
If she succeeds, she’s ungrateful.
It’s almost like the judgment was the point all along.”
If she ends the pregnancy, she’s a sinner.
If she keeps the pregnancy, she’s a whore.
If she asks for help, she’s a burden.
If she succeeds, she’s ungrateful.
It’s almost like the judgment was the point all along.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
“Ah yes, the holy MAGA equation:
If she ends the pregnancy, she’s a sinner.
If she keeps the pregnancy, she’s a whore.
If she asks for help, she’s a burden.
If she succeeds, she’s ungrateful.
It’s almost like the judgment was the point all along.”
If she ends the pregnancy, she’s a sinner.
If she keeps the pregnancy, she’s a whore.
If she asks for help, she’s a burden.
If she succeeds, she’s ungrateful.
It’s almost like the judgment was the point all along.”
The exploiter class is firmly convinced that they bought our lives for a bargain one mediocre salary at a time
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The exploiter class is firmly convinced that they bought our lives for a bargain one mediocre salary at a time
How can I turn into a dog and finally have a decent life?
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 AM
How can I turn into a dog and finally have a decent life?
So we all came to terms with not being able to afford warm houses anymore? That, too has now become a luxury for the exploiter class?
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
So we all came to terms with not being able to afford warm houses anymore? That, too has now become a luxury for the exploiter class?
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They should put prizes in ibuprofen for all the people who used to love prizes in their cereal
November 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
They should put prizes in ibuprofen for all the people who used to love prizes in their cereal
Saint Pieter, himself, tended to forget to put postage stamps and most of his letters went undelivered and unanswered
November 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Saint Pieter, himself, tended to forget to put postage stamps and most of his letters went undelivered and unanswered
By the end of the book, Jesus becomes the Holley Spirit
November 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
By the end of the book, Jesus becomes the Holley Spirit
Polyamory would basically annul 97% of all songs and 99.4% of all love songs
November 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Polyamory would basically annul 97% of all songs and 99.4% of all love songs
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FIRST PERSON TO DISCOVER LAVA: i wonder what this floor is made of
November 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
FIRST PERSON TO DISCOVER LAVA: i wonder what this floor is made of
Just in case we are living in a simulation: I do not give consent to any of this and would like to be pulled out, please
November 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Just in case we are living in a simulation: I do not give consent to any of this and would like to be pulled out, please
No, I'm not asking for less working hours with the same wage. I'm asking for way less working hours with a large increase in wage all easily achievable by taxing the rich
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
No, I'm not asking for less working hours with the same wage. I'm asking for way less working hours with a large increase in wage all easily achievable by taxing the rich
Way to go, France! Very happy to hear about the new consent law. Only a "yes" is consent and it's finally a law
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Way to go, France! Very happy to hear about the new consent law. Only a "yes" is consent and it's finally a law
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Damn girl, this is the ass that was spoken of by the ancient ones
October 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Damn girl, this is the ass that was spoken of by the ancient ones