Agent Simi Corsair
@agentsimicorsair.bsky.social
No minors. Always Annoyed. Swearaholic.
Neurotic. Psychotic. Territorial. Unemployable.
I'm told I have tsunderenergy, whatever the fuck that means.
I hit the like button a lot.
Go away... and stay there.
She/Her/This MFer
Neurotic. Psychotic. Territorial. Unemployable.
I'm told I have tsunderenergy, whatever the fuck that means.
I hit the like button a lot.
Go away... and stay there.
She/Her/This MFer
Pinned
hey folk asking for donations for food
i am disabled and living off the generosity of a friend and i have a tiny account i don't plan to expand so here's the deal:
please reply to this post and don't @ at me because i don't check notifications regularly
instead i will repost this every day for you
i am disabled and living off the generosity of a friend and i have a tiny account i don't plan to expand so here's the deal:
please reply to this post and don't @ at me because i don't check notifications regularly
instead i will repost this every day for you
still alive
just not liking it
still mending
just not liking it
still mending
second surgery successful!
had some complications but in the clear
main recovery took longer
at home and weaning off the pain meds slowly
gonna be sleeping lots still
more details later
had some complications but in the clear
main recovery took longer
at home and weaning off the pain meds slowly
gonna be sleeping lots still
more details later
September 10, 2025 at 6:53 AM
still alive
just not liking it
still mending
just not liking it
still mending
second surgery successful!
had some complications but in the clear
main recovery took longer
at home and weaning off the pain meds slowly
gonna be sleeping lots still
more details later
had some complications but in the clear
main recovery took longer
at home and weaning off the pain meds slowly
gonna be sleeping lots still
more details later
August 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
second surgery successful!
had some complications but in the clear
main recovery took longer
at home and weaning off the pain meds slowly
gonna be sleeping lots still
more details later
had some complications but in the clear
main recovery took longer
at home and weaning off the pain meds slowly
gonna be sleeping lots still
more details later
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I should start sending hate mail to job apps that post "unpaid internship" on job boards because fuck you
July 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I should start sending hate mail to job apps that post "unpaid internship" on job boards because fuck you
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Voy a recordar así de forma muy poquito sutil que tengo las comisiones abiertas 👀
Os hago espaditas, os hago personajes...
Y si no, se aprecia mucho muchísimo que lo compartáis 💕✨
vgen.co/ldy_lilith
#vgen #commissions
Os hago espaditas, os hago personajes...
Y si no, se aprecia mucho muchísimo que lo compartáis 💕✨
vgen.co/ldy_lilith
#vgen #commissions
July 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Voy a recordar así de forma muy poquito sutil que tengo las comisiones abiertas 👀
Os hago espaditas, os hago personajes...
Y si no, se aprecia mucho muchísimo que lo compartáis 💕✨
vgen.co/ldy_lilith
#vgen #commissions
Os hago espaditas, os hago personajes...
Y si no, se aprecia mucho muchísimo que lo compartáis 💕✨
vgen.co/ldy_lilith
#vgen #commissions
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I'll post more Epstein/Trump stuff tomorrow.
Going back through it all is soul crushing and I need a break.
But Trump is a child rapist and a sex trafficking, pedophile monster.
The media knows it. The GOP knows it. Congress knows it.
Going back through it all is soul crushing and I need a break.
But Trump is a child rapist and a sex trafficking, pedophile monster.
The media knows it. The GOP knows it. Congress knows it.
July 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I'll post more Epstein/Trump stuff tomorrow.
Going back through it all is soul crushing and I need a break.
But Trump is a child rapist and a sex trafficking, pedophile monster.
The media knows it. The GOP knows it. Congress knows it.
Going back through it all is soul crushing and I need a break.
But Trump is a child rapist and a sex trafficking, pedophile monster.
The media knows it. The GOP knows it. Congress knows it.
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I am being surrounded by angry marine biologists. send help. no cops
July 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I am being surrounded by angry marine biologists. send help. no cops
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is it time for right-wing families to stop kicking their queer teens out of the house and sending them to pray the gay away camps and ignoring the pedo youth pastor and obsessing over their daughters virginity and,
July 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
is it time for right-wing families to stop kicking their queer teens out of the house and sending them to pray the gay away camps and ignoring the pedo youth pastor and obsessing over their daughters virginity and,
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You don't have to accept someone's gender identity in your heart of hearts to be polite and leave them alone.
July 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
You don't have to accept someone's gender identity in your heart of hearts to be polite and leave them alone.
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I am so happy to live in the universe where paneer exists
July 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I am so happy to live in the universe where paneer exists
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This is gender affirming care. For cis men.
Health clinics across America are serving up injections of testosterone. Men younger than 35 are the most eager customers
American men are hungry for injectable testosterone
A legion of new health clinics are serving it up
econ.st
July 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This is gender affirming care. For cis men.
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This "the US citizens assaulted us" is going to be the response every time. US citizens of certain backgrounds will need to start wearing bodycams. www.yahoo.com/news/video-s...
July 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This "the US citizens assaulted us" is going to be the response every time. US citizens of certain backgrounds will need to start wearing bodycams. www.yahoo.com/news/video-s...
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it is unacceptable for ANYONE to be disappeared. if your solidarity doesn't include sex workers then fuck off.
July 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
it is unacceptable for ANYONE to be disappeared. if your solidarity doesn't include sex workers then fuck off.
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I am broadly in favor of rewilding online spaces
July 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I am broadly in favor of rewilding online spaces
one of the reasons i am having such a difficult time starting the eventual embarrass / appreciate bestie-who-saved-my-life thread .. aside from the personal nature of it .. is that i still struggle with organizing my thoughts
but i will get there .. and it will be a mess!
hopefully a good mess
but i will get there .. and it will be a mess!
hopefully a good mess
yeah, so .. besides the accidental injuries, i am doing better
still a lot of re-learning and re-growing up to do but at least my brain and i are kinda starting to be on the same .. page, i guess
or at least, part of the same book for once
still a lot of re-learning and re-growing up to do but at least my brain and i are kinda starting to be on the same .. page, i guess
or at least, part of the same book for once
July 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
one of the reasons i am having such a difficult time starting the eventual embarrass / appreciate bestie-who-saved-my-life thread .. aside from the personal nature of it .. is that i still struggle with organizing my thoughts
but i will get there .. and it will be a mess!
hopefully a good mess
but i will get there .. and it will be a mess!
hopefully a good mess
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This is the best forensic analysis of ICE raid tactics in LA that I've ever read. Incredible work by @koltai.bsky.social, @poojachaudhuri.bsky.social, Youri van der Weide, @msramalho.bsky.social of @bellingcat.com.
“If they run, we go” -ICE
ICE has shown no signs of slowing down its raids, which, according to our analysis, appear targeted. From car washes to Home Depots, to a display of force and intimidation, these masked agents have stretched across LA, rounding up people with brown skin.
ICE has shown no signs of slowing down its raids, which, according to our analysis, appear targeted. From car washes to Home Depots, to a display of force and intimidation, these masked agents have stretched across LA, rounding up people with brown skin.
Armed officers, frequent use of force and people grabbed on the street or at their places of work. Working with @evidentmedia.org and @calmatters.org we have monitored the LA raids, discovering recurring trends and tactics used by officers. www.bellingcat.com/news/2025/07...
July 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is the best forensic analysis of ICE raid tactics in LA that I've ever read. Incredible work by @koltai.bsky.social, @poojachaudhuri.bsky.social, Youri van der Weide, @msramalho.bsky.social of @bellingcat.com.
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A very cute game by a very talented friend of mine dropped today!
Please check it out! And if it's your kind of game, have fun, and give it some love in the reviews 💖
And big congrats to the team!
store.steampowered.com/app/2251400/...
Please check it out! And if it's your kind of game, have fun, and give it some love in the reviews 💖
And big congrats to the team!
store.steampowered.com/app/2251400/...
Save 10% on Everdeep Aurora on Steam
An ongoing apocalyptic meteor shower has forced the world’s population to settle underground. As Shell, a feline child who awakens to find her mother missing, drill downward from the surface layer thr...
store.steampowered.com
July 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
A very cute game by a very talented friend of mine dropped today!
Please check it out! And if it's your kind of game, have fun, and give it some love in the reviews 💖
And big congrats to the team!
store.steampowered.com/app/2251400/...
Please check it out! And if it's your kind of game, have fun, and give it some love in the reviews 💖
And big congrats to the team!
store.steampowered.com/app/2251400/...
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And best believe it God is Morgan Freeman.
July 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
And best believe it God is Morgan Freeman.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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said it once, I'll say it a thousand times: legal research and drafting generative AI is not fit for the purpose
HAHAHAHAHA
HAAAA
said it once, I'll say it a thousand times: legal research and drafting generative AI is not fit for the purpose
Finally, the lawyers were like “oh my god, I don’t know how this could possibly happen, we never make mistakes like this.”
But after they got busted in THIS case, they then went and filed corrections in one of their OTHER cases after they realized that fuckery was happening.
But after they got busted in THIS case, they then went and filed corrections in one of their OTHER cases after they realized that fuckery was happening.
![Finally, this Court turns to Mr. Kachouroff’s statement that “Doc. 283 represents a
clear deviation from what my practice has been, and given the number of errors, it is just
as reasonable to presume that the document could have been a mistake, especially when
I commented during the hearing that this must have been a draft.” [Doc. 311-6 at ¶ 22].
But this assertion is belied by similar conduct before a different federal court. The Court
takes judicial notice that, just seven days after this Court issued the Order to Show Cause,
the same defense counsel team quietly filed two Notices of Errata9 regarding their briefing
in Pelishek v. City of Sheboygan…. Those errata demonstrate the same type of errors in the filed Opposition, including citations to cases that do not exist.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:s5fi6htc7xhnshxxn37dg65c/bafkreifb4gkh67cgghdui7y7gmcwqp7rcjl27a457zmb37abxvmkwqlvni@jpeg)
July 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
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said it once, I'll say it a thousand times: legal research and drafting generative AI is not fit for the purpose
HAHAHAHAHA
HAAAA
said it once, I'll say it a thousand times: legal research and drafting generative AI is not fit for the purpose
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Your monthly reminder:
Stephen Miller has been a whiny, prissy, intolerant, entitled, racist piece of shit since he was at least sixteen.
How do I know?
Here's Stephen Miller at sixteen, being a whiny, prissy, intolerant, entitled, racist piece of shit in a letter to the editor:
www.surfsantamonica.com/ssm_site/the...
How do I know?
Here's Stephen Miller at sixteen, being a whiny, prissy, intolerant, entitled, racist piece of shit in a letter to the editor:
www.surfsantamonica.com/ssm_site/the...
July 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Your monthly reminder:
hey, lend a hand to this fabulous artist if you can afford to, please; else boost/forward
I'm needing to move quickly - disabled and stuck in a place with no AC in 100+ degree heat. Landlords are the worst.
gofund.me/d92fc9d2
gofund.me/d92fc9d2
Donate to Emergency Move, organized by Larime Taylor
I'm a widowed disabled person living entirely on my own. I don't qualify for most benefits and pay for my… Larime Taylor needs your support for Emergency Move
gofund.me
July 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
hey, lend a hand to this fabulous artist if you can afford to, please; else boost/forward
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The Trump admin sent a Myanmar general a letter threatening high tariffs.
Turns out, this seems to have been the first time the U.S. has recognized the military junta that took over after a coup as the rulers of Myanmar.
So the general is responding to the threatening letter with effusive thanks.
Turns out, this seems to have been the first time the U.S. has recognized the military junta that took over after a coup as the rulers of Myanmar.
So the general is responding to the threatening letter with effusive thanks.
Shunned Myanmar leader thrilled at US contact after Trump tariff letter
Min Aung Hlaing expresses ‘sincere appreciation’ for letter from US president threatening 40% tariff
www.theguardian.com
July 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The Trump admin sent a Myanmar general a letter threatening high tariffs.
Turns out, this seems to have been the first time the U.S. has recognized the military junta that took over after a coup as the rulers of Myanmar.
So the general is responding to the threatening letter with effusive thanks.
Turns out, this seems to have been the first time the U.S. has recognized the military junta that took over after a coup as the rulers of Myanmar.
So the general is responding to the threatening letter with effusive thanks.
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Worst superhero ever.
July 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Worst superhero ever.
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If therapy patients knew that working w/ telehealth specialty companies would open them up to repeated "we want you back" solicitation texts & calls after they discharged from those companies, they wouldn't utilize those companies in the first place. Just saying.
July 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If therapy patients knew that working w/ telehealth specialty companies would open them up to repeated "we want you back" solicitation texts & calls after they discharged from those companies, they wouldn't utilize those companies in the first place. Just saying.
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agreed.
i dunno if yall know this but
i'm Synapsid
i dunno if yall know this but
i'm Synapsid
one of the reasons i love posts where ppl just go "im krystal swords" or "im kat gothfemme" or "i;m hattie" is because the declaration of the transsexual self is beautiful and powerful claiming a unique stake in this world that wants you to to be Labor Slurry
July 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
agreed.
i dunno if yall know this but
i'm Synapsid
i dunno if yall know this but
i'm Synapsid
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engineer: most of these models don't have actual facial recognition built in, so they're just guessing based on build, maybe clothing
heroine: what a terrible existence, to not be able to know the face of the one you love. is this how you feel all the time, car sidekick
car sidekick: I'm tired
heroine: what a terrible existence, to not be able to know the face of the one you love. is this how you feel all the time, car sidekick
car sidekick: I'm tired
let me write a romantic comedy where a self-driving car imprints on a woman that it hits in a crosswalk, leading to a software update that causes all cars of that brand to be deeply in love with her, and only capable of showing affection through high speed collision, leading to thousands of deaths
July 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
engineer: most of these models don't have actual facial recognition built in, so they're just guessing based on build, maybe clothing
heroine: what a terrible existence, to not be able to know the face of the one you love. is this how you feel all the time, car sidekick
car sidekick: I'm tired
heroine: what a terrible existence, to not be able to know the face of the one you love. is this how you feel all the time, car sidekick
car sidekick: I'm tired