Andy
@aestro.bsky.social
What do we even put here? Portland? Portland sports? Dumb politics?
Looking at birdhouses online and found new purpose on this app
December 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Looking at birdhouses online and found new purpose on this app
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COMPLAINT: @aclum.bsky.social alleges that — after ICE agents pulled over their client, his wife, and their 1 y.o. child — an unknown agent applied a carotid restraint until their client lost consciousness. www.aclum.org/cases/zapata...
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
COMPLAINT: @aclum.bsky.social alleges that — after ICE agents pulled over their client, his wife, and their 1 y.o. child — an unknown agent applied a carotid restraint until their client lost consciousness. www.aclum.org/cases/zapata...
No matter who wins the Super Bowl, Harrison Butker is visiting the White House.
December 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
No matter who wins the Super Bowl, Harrison Butker is visiting the White House.
I can't wait to find out who the first team out and the second team out of the college football playoffs are!
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I can't wait to find out who the first team out and the second team out of the college football playoffs are!
Put Duke instead of Ohio State
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Put Duke instead of Ohio State
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Oh my God that Def Leppard drop
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Oh my God that Def Leppard drop
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My latest investigation reveals a guest list that includes neo-Nazis and other white nationalists for an annual conference at a Tennessee state park!
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My latest investigation reveals a guest list that includes neo-Nazis and other white nationalists for an annual conference at a Tennessee state park!
Every pop culture property must be made into a Fortnite skin, a Lego set, and a Magic the Gathering set.
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Every pop culture property must be made into a Fortnite skin, a Lego set, and a Magic the Gathering set.
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Prosecutors this week dismissed a felony assault charge against a Portland woman who was set to challenge the allegation with video that caught her brushing aside a federal officer’s arm outside the ICE building in October.
Read more: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
December 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Prosecutors this week dismissed a felony assault charge against a Portland woman who was set to challenge the allegation with video that caught her brushing aside a federal officer’s arm outside the ICE building in October.
Read more: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
I've got this book and it's one page with "FUCK" and also goldbug is hiding there somewhere
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I've got this book and it's one page with "FUCK" and also goldbug is hiding there somewhere
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Feel good movie of the year
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Feel good movie of the year
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This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
“I walk around Portland, and I go, ‘Fuck you, assholes. Portland is fine.’” - John Darnielle, @themountaingoats.bsky.social. We're proud to claim you as a Portlander, sir.
The Mountain Goats Ascend to Revolution Hall
Mountain Goats frontman John Darnielle discusses musicals, his new album, and why he keeps coming home to Portland.
www.wweek.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
I was working next to a Somali who grew up in a refugee camp in Kenya and put himself through school at Oregon.
On 11/8/2016 he got a call from school because a child on the bus told his 6-year-old "Trump's going to win and he's going to kill you".
I will never forgive the cruelty of these people.
On 11/8/2016 he got a call from school because a child on the bus told his 6-year-old "Trump's going to win and he's going to kill you".
I will never forgive the cruelty of these people.
alright, this is a sharp headline, though i might replace "crackdown" with "assault"
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I was working next to a Somali who grew up in a refugee camp in Kenya and put himself through school at Oregon.
On 11/8/2016 he got a call from school because a child on the bus told his 6-year-old "Trump's going to win and he's going to kill you".
I will never forgive the cruelty of these people.
On 11/8/2016 he got a call from school because a child on the bus told his 6-year-old "Trump's going to win and he's going to kill you".
I will never forgive the cruelty of these people.
Honestly I think our forefathers would be fine with people going to another country to murder its heroes and steal its resources.
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Honestly I think our forefathers would be fine with people going to another country to murder its heroes and steal its resources.
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It's December which means it's time to post the generic Hallmark version of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" that the kids are calling "probably not legally actionable"
December 2, 2024 at 10:02 PM
It's December which means it's time to post the generic Hallmark version of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" that the kids are calling "probably not legally actionable"
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia's lawyers inform a federal judge about the Washington Post's bombshell: The government's claim that Costa Rica will no longer accept Abrego has been exposed as a lie.
More evidence—"if any were needed"—of vindictive prosecution.
Doc storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
More evidence—"if any were needed"—of vindictive prosecution.
Doc storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Kilmar Abrego Garcia's lawyers inform a federal judge about the Washington Post's bombshell: The government's claim that Costa Rica will no longer accept Abrego has been exposed as a lie.
More evidence—"if any were needed"—of vindictive prosecution.
Doc storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
More evidence—"if any were needed"—of vindictive prosecution.
Doc storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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🤞I have been holding this screenshot since '16 hoping one day this sociopath reveals himself. And what do yo know - Lizza would have been 42. A bunch of empty careerists. www.gq.com/story/inside...
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
🤞I have been holding this screenshot since '16 hoping one day this sociopath reveals himself. And what do yo know - Lizza would have been 42. A bunch of empty careerists. www.gq.com/story/inside...
It's going to be hilarious when all those losers voted to condemn socialism and Trump comes out with "There are some good ideas in socialism actually"
Zohran cucked Trump in less than an hour, adjust what you think political strength looks like if you don’t think it looks like him
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It's going to be hilarious when all those losers voted to condemn socialism and Trump comes out with "There are some good ideas in socialism actually"
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What exactly triggers a no-confidence change in leadership vote?
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
What exactly triggers a no-confidence change in leadership vote?
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ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
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Literally how could you not have already had a capsule summary of **THE GODFATHER**.
Like, they must have had one, right? This isn't the first time it's been on streaing. They're not just using slop, they're replacing actual useful copy they already had with slop
Like, they must have had one, right? This isn't the first time it's been on streaing. They're not just using slop, they're replacing actual useful copy they already had with slop
I guess they’re using AI for the plot summaries now?
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Literally how could you not have already had a capsule summary of **THE GODFATHER**.
Like, they must have had one, right? This isn't the first time it's been on streaing. They're not just using slop, they're replacing actual useful copy they already had with slop
Like, they must have had one, right? This isn't the first time it's been on streaing. They're not just using slop, they're replacing actual useful copy they already had with slop
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Statement from the Texas Department of Public Safety:
"The DPS Trooper involved has been sent home from the game. DPS’ Office of Inspector General (OIG) is also aware of the incident and will be further looking into the matter."
Story on the Nyck Harbor incident: www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
"The DPS Trooper involved has been sent home from the game. DPS’ Office of Inspector General (OIG) is also aware of the incident and will be further looking into the matter."
Story on the Nyck Harbor incident: www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Statement from the Texas Department of Public Safety:
"The DPS Trooper involved has been sent home from the game. DPS’ Office of Inspector General (OIG) is also aware of the incident and will be further looking into the matter."
Story on the Nyck Harbor incident: www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
"The DPS Trooper involved has been sent home from the game. DPS’ Office of Inspector General (OIG) is also aware of the incident and will be further looking into the matter."
Story on the Nyck Harbor incident: www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
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"Call the cops! He took my wallet and my keys!”
SALEM, OR — Trump’s lawless ICE goons threaten U.S. citizen with AR-15, steal her car keys & wallet, leave her stranded in the middle of the road. (They then gave them to the police as though they found them🤔)
SALEM, OR — Trump’s lawless ICE goons threaten U.S. citizen with AR-15, steal her car keys & wallet, leave her stranded in the middle of the road. (They then gave them to the police as though they found them🤔)
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"Call the cops! He took my wallet and my keys!”
SALEM, OR — Trump’s lawless ICE goons threaten U.S. citizen with AR-15, steal her car keys & wallet, leave her stranded in the middle of the road. (They then gave them to the police as though they found them🤔)
SALEM, OR — Trump’s lawless ICE goons threaten U.S. citizen with AR-15, steal her car keys & wallet, leave her stranded in the middle of the road. (They then gave them to the police as though they found them🤔)