Madam Adam/Autumn the Alien
@adamthealien.bsky.social
Collector of names. Nerdy, nonbinary, pansexual, polyamorous, socialist, anti-fascist Millennial creative fumbling through life.
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This is what 41 looks like. Taken by my partner @anakalypse.bsky.social after the most incredible #birthday celebration Tuesday night! #Seattle #AutumnTheAlien #AdamTheAlien #selfie #December
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Begging leftists to give the tiniest amount of empathy for sex workers without being paternalistic cunts about it, is so fucking difficult, that I think I would have an easier time convincing Donald Trump to become a communist.
February 11, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Begging leftists to give the tiniest amount of empathy for sex workers without being paternalistic cunts about it, is so fucking difficult, that I think I would have an easier time convincing Donald Trump to become a communist.
I really just can't get over this song and music video. I'm utterly addicted! youtu.be/1BhJBoSILk4?...
Haute & Freddy - Dance The Pain Away
YouTube video by Haute & Freddy
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I really just can't get over this song and music video. I'm utterly addicted! youtu.be/1BhJBoSILk4?...
I explode OUT LOUD every time anything I'm using interrupts my flow to go, "bUt DoN't YoU wAnT *AAAAAAAYYYYYYY EEEEEYYYYEEE mOdE?
I was doing just fine, thank you, until you interrupted with your bullshit, so kindly PISS OFF.
I was doing just fine, thank you, until you interrupted with your bullshit, so kindly PISS OFF.
February 11, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I explode OUT LOUD every time anything I'm using interrupts my flow to go, "bUt DoN't YoU wAnT *AAAAAAAYYYYYYY EEEEEYYYYEEE mOdE?
I was doing just fine, thank you, until you interrupted with your bullshit, so kindly PISS OFF.
I was doing just fine, thank you, until you interrupted with your bullshit, so kindly PISS OFF.
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SEAHAWKS!
a seattle seahawks logo is displayed on a blue background
ALT: a seattle seahawks logo is displayed on a blue background
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:45 AM
SEAHAWKS!
FUCK YEAH HAWKS! 🤯🥳🤩
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
FUCK YEAH HAWKS! 🤯🥳🤩
Listen, I have a lot of problems remembering specific numbers, including dates. It's hard. So if you saw me post the wrong year by one year earlier, no you didn't. 😅
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Listen, I have a lot of problems remembering specific numbers, including dates. It's hard. So if you saw me post the wrong year by one year earlier, no you didn't. 😅
I literally don't care about the Superbowl EXCEPT when my local team, the Seahawks, are involved. It's been a rare occurrence. I remember the 2014 welcome home victory parade. I have NEVER felt Seattle so united. And I think we need that right now. So I'm crossing my fingers and hoping for a win!
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I literally don't care about the Superbowl EXCEPT when my local team, the Seahawks, are involved. It's been a rare occurrence. I remember the 2014 welcome home victory parade. I have NEVER felt Seattle so united. And I think we need that right now. So I'm crossing my fingers and hoping for a win!
Damn, that halftime show was HOT on a LOT of levels! 🥵🤩🥳😍🤯
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Damn, that halftime show was HOT on a LOT of levels! 🥵🤩🥳😍🤯
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Headline:
THINGS ARE NOT BETTER IN MINNEAPOLIS.
THINGS ARE NOT BETTER IN MINNEAPOLIS.
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Headline:
THINGS ARE NOT BETTER IN MINNEAPOLIS.
THINGS ARE NOT BETTER IN MINNEAPOLIS.
I constantly forget Charlie Puth exists, until he's pushed into my awareness again and I go, "Wait, I've heard that name. Who is that?" 😅
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I constantly forget Charlie Puth exists, until he's pushed into my awareness again and I go, "Wait, I've heard that name. Who is that?" 😅
My eye twitches whenever I hear that word
This week's comic: "Polarization" is a reality-obscuring weasel word
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
My eye twitches whenever I hear that word
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BREAKING NEWS: that thing you were talking about for like four years
how do you write this story without noting there was a campaign literally called SUBSTACKERS AGAINST NAZIS in…2023
Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters
Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
BREAKING NEWS: that thing you were talking about for like four years
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Say what you will about “Love Actually,” the scene where the President of the United States uses his positional power to skeeze on some woman he met moments earlier is dead-on accurate.
February 7, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Say what you will about “Love Actually,” the scene where the President of the United States uses his positional power to skeeze on some woman he met moments earlier is dead-on accurate.
So I was cleaning my pipe and grinding some flower when I realized that sounds like a euphemism
a woman with a ponytail and red streaks in her hair looks at the camera
Alt: Ksenia Solo as Kenzi on Lost Girl, making a smoking gesture and winking.
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:20 AM
So I was cleaning my pipe and grinding some flower when I realized that sounds like a euphemism
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This is so infuriating. They know exactly what they're doing with this headline. They're whipping up the mob to fuel further anti trans hate despite this not being an example of trans women competing in women's sports.
February 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
This is so infuriating. They know exactly what they're doing with this headline. They're whipping up the mob to fuel further anti trans hate despite this not being an example of trans women competing in women's sports.
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Fox News chumming the water for outrage and clicks despite the fact this is literally what they want, trans men not on HRT competing with women.
February 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Fox News chumming the water for outrage and clicks despite the fact this is literally what they want, trans men not on HRT competing with women.
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Why do the media keep pretending this is not obvious dementia? It's the meme exactly.
February 2, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Why do the media keep pretending this is not obvious dementia? It's the meme exactly.
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I’ve had dates like that
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
I’ve had dates like that
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Safety first, Witches!!!
February 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Safety first, Witches!!!
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Man this thread is pretty long
A thread of ICE and CBP sex offenders and credibly accused sex pasts. Content-warning descriptions of abuse
Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.
Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.
February 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Man this thread is pretty long
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I continue to watch Taskmaster on youtube to ... self-regulate? idk. As the series go past 10, there's a recurring theme of players not trusting Alex Horne. But he literally never lies, people just misunderstand or ask the wrong thing. The more the players suck, the more they resent him. Hmm.
February 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I continue to watch Taskmaster on youtube to ... self-regulate? idk. As the series go past 10, there's a recurring theme of players not trusting Alex Horne. But he literally never lies, people just misunderstand or ask the wrong thing. The more the players suck, the more they resent him. Hmm.
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 2:12 PM
This is who runs this account.
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Remember kids, the band ain’t called Prince & The Reform
February 1, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Remember kids, the band ain’t called Prince & The Reform
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This is the bad place. I'm agreeing with Rand Paul.
Rand Paul: "After seeing this, if you call this a good shooting you aren't watching the video. This was a real tragedy and a mistake. The man had been disarmed and then shot 10 times ... if we say things that are obviously not true, the situation is going to get worse."
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 PM
This is the bad place. I'm agreeing with Rand Paul.