My absolute fav. The caption, the pose. The setting.

Cliff, shit, just remembered we need one more picture for the calendar. Fuck it just grab the Custard Creams and riff with it.

This year it's all Christmas murder. I was in a Waterstones last week and there was a whole wall dedicated to it. Easily 50 different titles. It seems that people have a voracious appetite for blood on snow.

I'm pretty sure that Einstein knew enough to lower his trousers before shitting though. Unless it's the reason he notably owned duplicates of the same suit.

If you’re offered one, accept it with a firm handshake.

A Dril-level follow.

God, those look like @ symbols, as if it’s her social media. RIP Thora Hird, you would have loved Twitter

Of course! And we get paid for library loans too.

God, I hate how boringly necessary this post is.

You should pitch this as an article to IFL Science.

I love that Hull is so far immune to this. Maybe the appetite isn’t there but that’s a good thing.

Blocking out the light too. Character-free sky thieves.

It’s incredible isn’t it? Huge, distracting works. If they charged for people staring through the window they’d make a fortune.