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hausofdecline.bsky.social
New York Times HR manager poring over Epstein files to scout potential new hires
December 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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starshine.bsky.social
ridley scott was so real for this one
Scott, in an interview with the Times, suggested that loremasters don’t know the full scoop on the past. “Like all history, it’s been reported. Sauron dies, then, 10 years later, someone writes The Line of Elros. Then someone takes the Lines of Elros and writes the Akallabêth and so, 400 years later there’s a lot of imagination [in the lore],” he said. “When I have issues with loremasters, I ask: ‘Excuse me, mate were you there? No? Well, ish kaqui, ai durug nul. No more are you now than an escaped thrall of the Valar, and their chain still awaits you”
August 2, 2024 at 12:06 PM
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gaziter.bsky.social
Brioche the Doughmancer 🫓
A concept page of my character Brioche, a baker dough-mancer girl who controls dough and summons (bakes) bread creatures to fight for her
December 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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medusadollmaker.bsky.social
Marido y yo hemos inventado la partícula de la roña: el mugrón. Y su antipartícula, el duchón. Cuando estamos muy sucios se ha roto la simetría mugrón-duchón y hay que lavarse para restablecer el equilibrio o explotaríamos.
Así que ya sabéis, si el universo existe es porque somos limpios🫡
December 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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teamswiftparrot.bsky.social
Gang gang cockatoo science is sometimes quite undignified 🥲
A cockatoo head down in a hot pink cup getting weighed on some scales
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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nekrosick.bsky.social
Ojalá me metieras mano tanto como el PP lo hace con el dinero público.

*Enviar*.
December 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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nekrosick.bsky.social
Dos mejillones se casan y al salir de la iglesia les gritan:

«¡BIVALVOS NOVIOOOOS!».
December 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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laputallama.bsky.social
- Vosotros sois muy jóvenes, pero hubo un tiempo en que las comidas de empresa las pagaba la empresa.
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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sixgills.bsky.social
Guy for a friend
December 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
aceituna.bsky.social
Por qué son todo renos???????
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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heelsforeels.bsky.social
Le Fou 1.
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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malvartinez.bsky.social
un abrazo a la persona funcionaria que ha decidido que from my cold dead hands esto no se actualiza y aquí seguimos gracias por ser dique frente a la barbarie
December 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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malvartinez.bsky.social
La nueva de peligro amor para toda la vida es bonita también
December 18, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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malvartinez.bsky.social
Por otra parte, me jode mucho la actualización de la señal P-8. Reject modernity, embrace chucu chucu
December 18, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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alexkrokus.bsky.social
unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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exaltada.bsky.social
Me vais a perdonar pero está siendo una semana de cuatrocientos días y esto me ha hecho reír porque me parece que bebe del mítico meme de Patrisio el pinwino 💖🥹
Meme donde aparece una gambita (un camarón) diciendo "me voa dormir" y abajo ese mismo camarón en un río agitado diciendo "AIUDA"
December 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
aceituna.bsky.social
Sabéis cómo borrar la cuenta de twitter? Encuentro info sobre desactivarla, pero quiero borrarla del todo
December 18, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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caprifoi.vinetasygalletas.com
Mi opinión polémica de hoy es que si Amazon despide trabajadores es culpa de Amazon y no de la gente que se hizo una foto estilo Ghibli con ChatGPT.
December 18, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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aitorierana.bsky.social
Mi evento de extinción masiva favorito y su “perro” de copas por ahí
A Fanart of Samus Aran wearing casual clothes at a bar, drinking a beer. The metroid Baby is floating next to her, wearing a leash, blood dripping from its fangs. A dialog between Samus and the bartender, who is out of the image, can be read: Bartender: There’s a sign on the door… Samus: Yeah, “No dogs allowed”… Does this look like a dog to you? Bartender: C’mon Sam, it has already killed three customers…
August 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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aitorierana.bsky.social
Me lo han resucitado
aitorierana.bsky.social Un sanísimo trozo de Aitor I. Eraña @aitorierana.bsky.social · Aug 9
Mi evento de extinción masiva favorito y su “perro” de copas por ahí
A Fanart of Samus Aran wearing casual clothes at a bar, drinking a beer. The metroid Baby is floating next to her, wearing a leash, blood dripping from its fangs. A dialog between Samus and the bartender, who is out of the image, can be read: Bartender: There’s a sign on the door… Samus: Yeah, “No dogs allowed”… Does this look like a dog to you? Bartender: C’mon Sam, it has already killed three customers…
December 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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robbomills.bsky.social
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with the caption: "deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable". Happy holidays.
December 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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blackkoshka23.bsky.social
Qué nos enseña Scooby Doo?
December 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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altermeth07.bsky.social
Espero que estés mejor de Tubajon, Filipinas 🎈
December 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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banditelli.org
You go to war with the baby snowy plovers you have, not the baby snowy plovers you want.

That being said, this is the baby snowy plover i want. 🪶 🐣
a baby snowy plover hiding behind a small sand plant
December 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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columboscreens.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM