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Maggie Woods

@blackkoshka23.bsky.social

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Escritora. Pelis, series y libros. Yo misma soy mi principal WIP. She/her. 🦇🩸📖 Guía del romanticismo horny. (Hozier my beloved) Refugiada de la red social anteriormente conocida como Twitter. Me podéis pedir que escriba cosas en: ko-fi.com/blackkoshka23

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Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 6h

De los productores de "El crack de la bolsa del 29" llega "El crack de las cripto del 25"! Ya en las mejores plataformas de streaming!

Es increíble como alguna gente pasa por clase de Historia sin aprender nada de nada, eh?

warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 21h

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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 2d

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Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 16h

Me pasa, pero hay que tener en cuenta que no son pensamientos racionales, y aunque lo intentemos, a veces no podemos ganar contra ellos. Hay días mejores y peores, y tener días malos no es retroceder.

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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1d

GenAI truly was the worst technology to come along at this moment.

An energy and water guzzler when we most urgently need to take climate action.

A disinformation machine as our journalism fails.

A bias machine as fascism takes root.

A job killer in a cost of living crisis.

Bria "tries to write a book" Horses @thevoidencore.bsky.social · 6d

The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem

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Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 17h

No sabes cuánto te entiendo.

a raccoon is standing in the grass with its arms outstretched and says " sending you a big hug " .

Alt: a raccoon is standing in the grass with its arms outstretched and says " sending you a big hug " .

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Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 17h

"Los caballos son católicos" – La Casa Guinness.

Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 17h

Personalmente no veo normal gastarse ese dinero en lotería, independientemente de la hora, pero es que ir justo antes de cerrar ya es de ser tocahuevos y merecer que, mínimo, te miren mal por la calle.

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Ser Medraut 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @smedraut.bsky.social · 19h

Esto da para movida de Vampiro: La Mascarada.

the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23h

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

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Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 19h

Moneda* caraho! Ningún Bluit Sin Su Errata.

Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 19h

Una monesa de euro fue a la lavadora en el bolsillo de un pantalón que se me olvidó revisar. A eso le llamo yo blanqueo de capitales.

(Ya cierro yo al salir)

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Lit Hub @literaryhub.bsky.social · 21h

Naoise Dolan, one of Ireland’s most acclaimed young novelists, was abducted and detained after her aid flotilla was intercepted by the IDF.

Irish novelist Naoise Dolan has been abducted by Israel.

Naoise Dolan, one of Ireland’s most acclaimed young novelists, was earlier today abducted and detained by Israeli forces after the aid flotilla on which she was traveling to Gaza was intercep…

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Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 22h

a cartoon of a woman with the words right on boss on the bottom

Alt: a cartoon of a woman with the words "right on, boss" on the bottom

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Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 23h

Cuando quieres escribir pero quieres ver una serie pero quieres escuchar música pero quieres dibujar pero acabas por no hacer ninguna de esas cosas. Jajan't.

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🏳️‍⚧️ JANE AUSTEN SUGRAÑES 🥄 @janeaustenenfur.bsky.social · 1d

BUENAS. YO QUIERO TRAER DE REGALO FOTOGRAFÍAS DE MARÍA SVARBOVA DE PISCINAS DE BALNEARIOS SOVIÉTICOS

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Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 23h

Nada, en realidad. Era más bien un pensamiento en voz alta.

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Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 1d

Es que tal y como lo pronunciaban en español, no sonaba a Darkwing para nada. La K y la G estaban ausentes.

Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 1d

A ver, alzad la mano, cuantes de vosotres pensabais que este pato se llamaba Darwin?

a cartoon of donald duck playing pool in a room

Alt: Darkwing Duck making one of his famous entrances.

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Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 1d

Pues no sé. Yo es que no veo la tele porque no tengo cable de antena y me da pereza ir a comprar uno 😅. Pero me alegro que siga siendo rojo.

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Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 1d

Estoy viendo el vídeo del unschooling y nunca he querido golpear a nadie tanto como a esas madres. Aunque también te digo, no me extraña nada que esta gilipollez haya salido del mismo país en el que aparecieron los antivacunas.

Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 1d

Ya pensaba que era la única a la que le había pasado! 🤣

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Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 1d

Fun fact: yo de pequeña pensaba que el Pato Darkwing se llamaba Darwin, por lo que hubo un periodo de confusión entre los 13 y los 20 en el que no supe qué carajo tenía ese pato que ver con la evolución de las especies, hasta que vi el nombre escrito y se aclaró el misterio.

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Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 1d

Una IA/mod/plug/como querais llamarlo que identifique la cara de Jared Leto en las pelis que sale y le ponga encima la del Pato Darkwing.
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Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 1d

Hoy más que nunca, espero que a este señor le vaya todo muy bien en la vida. Y que no haya dejado de ser rojo.

Pepito Grillo🔻💪🏻🍉 @rkpm.bsky.social · 1d

Decididamente si, soy rojo🔻
@spanishrevolution.bsky.social

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Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 1d

Si ves esto, cita con tu Pokemon favorito (solo respuestas erróneas).

Maggie Woods @blackkoshka23.bsky.social · 1d

Y si me vuelvo a empezar Derry Girls?

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