2WaterGuns
@2waterguns.bsky.social
Formerly "Mr. Zero" on Twitter. Occasional game development hobbyist. Frequent Sonic and Nintendo commentator. Eternal MissingNo. reference.
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Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash
January 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash
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people will say the framers never could have predicted this, but that's not true at all, they absolutely *did* expect someone like trump, they thought congress would *stop* him, and they thought they made that clear
January 12, 2026 at 2:30 AM
people will say the framers never could have predicted this, but that's not true at all, they absolutely *did* expect someone like trump, they thought congress would *stop* him, and they thought they made that clear
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"Busy day, Alan?"
January 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
"Busy day, Alan?"
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Sorry it took me this long to get here, folks
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Sorry it took me this long to get here, folks
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Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
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January 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Never let a single goddamned person on the Right ever claim again that they’re the party of law and order without laughing in their lying face.
So Capitol Police officers were assaulted and injured on Jan 6th, the White House today is blaming them for the violence, and the people who attacked them have been pardoned and are back to mock and abuse them on the 5th anniversary.
And the GOP is the party of the police? Really? REALLY??
And the GOP is the party of the police? Really? REALLY??
White House's newly-posted "timeline" of Jan 6 blames Capitol Police for Jan 6, which included an attack on ..... Capitol Police
January 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Never let a single goddamned person on the Right ever claim again that they’re the party of law and order without laughing in their lying face.
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He could beat Mario 64 with his eyes closed. But he didn't. There was no point.
There was another player named AntiBubzia on the other world doing the exact same thing backwards to cancel out Bubzia's completed run every freaking time.
There was another player named AntiBubzia on the other world doing the exact same thing backwards to cancel out Bubzia's completed run every freaking time.
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM
He could beat Mario 64 with his eyes closed. But he didn't. There was no point.
There was another player named AntiBubzia on the other world doing the exact same thing backwards to cancel out Bubzia's completed run every freaking time.
There was another player named AntiBubzia on the other world doing the exact same thing backwards to cancel out Bubzia's completed run every freaking time.
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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Statement on Trump’s military actions in Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Statement on Trump’s military actions in Venezuela.
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Sorry, but this image is entirely wrong. Luigi's Mansion is only 150MB in size. The Pikmin FMV file is only 62.79MB in size whilst the remainder of that is the game data. The data is compressed with dummy data to physically compress the data closer on the disc itself to optimize loading times.
January 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Sorry, but this image is entirely wrong. Luigi's Mansion is only 150MB in size. The Pikmin FMV file is only 62.79MB in size whilst the remainder of that is the game data. The data is compressed with dummy data to physically compress the data closer on the disc itself to optimize loading times.
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professor oak explaining how missingno got its name
(complete comic in the link!)
sparklingdemon.tumblr.com/post/8024048...
#pokemon #missingno #glitch #trainered #professoroak #comic #art
(complete comic in the link!)
sparklingdemon.tumblr.com/post/8024048...
#pokemon #missingno #glitch #trainered #professoroak #comic #art
![OAK: [REDACTED]. We need to have a talk about your MISSINGNO..](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:acl6d4zf5g5rar2gzbzoaaxc/bafkreih74gxd7kyr2cpmkorq4ablbglshmgpqkeh74vdtue3fehhu27p2i@jpeg)
![[REDACTED]: You know what she is, PROFESSOR? You know about MISSINGNO.?
OAK: Of course. I was... The one who first discovered it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:acl6d4zf5g5rar2gzbzoaaxc/bafkreihevjidv6lnizrimxtf3xkxxqxsgewppskf7tismc7qwmao45ir7m@jpeg)
January 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
professor oak explaining how missingno got its name
(complete comic in the link!)
sparklingdemon.tumblr.com/post/8024048...
#pokemon #missingno #glitch #trainered #professoroak #comic #art
(complete comic in the link!)
sparklingdemon.tumblr.com/post/8024048...
#pokemon #missingno #glitch #trainered #professoroak #comic #art
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It's extremely sad that people lionize Bush Jr. because Trump is worse. It's not a great sign when SNL, the king of "got to the joke last", is 7 years ahead of you on this issue.
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
It's extremely sad that people lionize Bush Jr. because Trump is worse. It's not a great sign when SNL, the king of "got to the joke last", is 7 years ahead of you on this issue.
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Obsessed with this juxtaposition
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Obsessed with this juxtaposition
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Okay this has officially gotten out of hand 😭 I was quoting the original joke post by MtH with a joke because I thought it would be obvious I was not the one who made WANO popular.
That credit goes to @napemango.bsky.social - please give them a follow, he is an incredibly talented friend of mine!!
That credit goes to @napemango.bsky.social - please give them a follow, he is an incredibly talented friend of mine!!
'What was your biggest impact on the Internet?'
I'm the reason We Are Number One got famous.
I'm the reason We Are Number One got famous.
December 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Okay this has officially gotten out of hand 😭 I was quoting the original joke post by MtH with a joke because I thought it would be obvious I was not the one who made WANO popular.
That credit goes to @napemango.bsky.social - please give them a follow, he is an incredibly talented friend of mine!!
That credit goes to @napemango.bsky.social - please give them a follow, he is an incredibly talented friend of mine!!