DaThings Quotes
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STEVE HARVEY: Look right there, tell everybody what you're gonna win.
JIM: Three dollars.
JIM: Three dollars.
December 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
STEVE HARVEY: Look right there, tell everybody what you're gonna win.
JIM: Three dollars.
JIM: Three dollars.
If you love sentence mixing, clentence mixing, cledits, ss, sss, sos, ss-ss, sauce jokes and clentence mixing, clc.
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If you love sentence mixing, clentence mixing, cledits, ss, sss, sos, ss-ss, sauce jokes and clentence mixing, clc.
I wanted to be a tattoo. But then, uh, something.
December 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I wanted to be a tattoo. But then, uh, something.
My my my. Oh, look at the SuS!
December 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
My my my. Oh, look at the SuS!
I made the worst mistake of my life and we got married on the first date.
December 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I made the worst mistake of my life and we got married on the first date.
You've never met anyone.
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 AM
You've never met anyone.
The idea of Batman is that he is a bat, he is a man, he is Batman, and he is real.
December 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The idea of Batman is that he is a bat, he is a man, he is Batman, and he is real.
The Philippines. There's really nowhere else in the world.
December 13, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The Philippines. There's really nowhere else in the world.
Humans have told tales of beans.
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Humans have told tales of beans.
To order twelve fascinating issues of Zooks from 1995, call CALL-CALL-CALL.
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
To order twelve fascinating issues of Zooks from 1995, call CALL-CALL-CALL.
And it's thought that beef jerky may be meat.
December 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
And it's thought that beef jerky may be meat.
WILL: It's like, if we had a bunny, dude would be on the stoats.
December 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
WILL: It's like, if we had a bunny, dude would be on the stoats.
And it is a fair assumption that most textbooks are lies and nothing else. Gawrsh.
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
And it is a fair assumption that most textbooks are lies and nothing else. Gawrsh.
"We've made cake!"
"It's my cake now. Thank you very much," said Tap with a laugh.
"It's my cake now. Thank you very much," said Tap with a laugh.
December 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"We've made cake!"
"It's my cake now. Thank you very much," said Tap with a laugh.
"It's my cake now. Thank you very much," said Tap with a laugh.
♪ I can make you my queen and make you my queen and make you my queen and make love to Donkey Kong ♪
December 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
♪ I can make you my queen and make you my queen and make you my queen and make love to Donkey Kong ♪
[bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impression] We're getting ready to start! So you might want to grab a Pop-Tart!
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
[bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impression] We're getting ready to start! So you might want to grab a Pop-Tart!
Also, the Olympians were real.
December 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Also, the Olympians were real.
I don't think.
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I don't think.
Ping-pong balls are great for ping, but they're not for pong.
December 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Ping-pong balls are great for ping, but they're not for pong.
Flour has gluten in it. Gluten is sticky. Therefore, flour has sticky in it.
December 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Flour has gluten in it. Gluten is sticky. Therefore, flour has sticky in it.
A shrimp fried THIS rice?
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A shrimp fried THIS rice?
[strums several palindromic notes]
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
[strums several palindromic notes]
A clerk carefully cuts a case of crispies and can not be caught by a careless cashier.
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
A clerk carefully cuts a case of crispies and can not be caught by a careless cashier.
SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: During the time of the dinosaurs, 2022, the skies were dominated by flying guys called "Flynosaurs".
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: During the time of the dinosaurs, 2022, the skies were dominated by flying guys called "Flynosaurs".