DaThings Quotes
@dathingsquotes.bsky.social
made with @bluebotsdonequick.com
The difference between a bean and a bean is a bean can begin a church.
December 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The difference between a bean and a bean is a bean can begin a church.
I kinda daydream about sinning... [music becomes discordant]
December 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I kinda daydream about sinning... [music becomes discordant]
♪ And God, I know... I'm God. ♪
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
♪ And God, I know... I'm God. ♪
KATIE: I understand you like to wear your clothes.
MADISON: Yes, that's right, I have clothes. Uh, and probably the most fun thing is what my family affectionately calls my "shirt."
MADISON: Yes, that's right, I have clothes. Uh, and probably the most fun thing is what my family affectionately calls my "shirt."
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
KATIE: I understand you like to wear your clothes.
MADISON: Yes, that's right, I have clothes. Uh, and probably the most fun thing is what my family affectionately calls my "shirt."
MADISON: Yes, that's right, I have clothes. Uh, and probably the most fun thing is what my family affectionately calls my "shirt."
This house... is... DANEgerous! There are... terribledemons... OW! cchh...
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This house... is... DANEgerous! There are... terribledemons... OW! cchh...
Butatutatutatut as far as attention to detail, there's No attention to detail.
December 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Butatutatutatut as far as attention to detail, there's No attention to detail.
HEAVY: It costs $364,000 to visit the Insulin Peninsula for less than two seconds.
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
HEAVY: It costs $364,000 to visit the Insulin Peninsula for less than two seconds.
"I have literally no idea who this guy is" Says Local Man Presented with Elvis Presley Greatest Hits Compilation on Compact Disc
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"I have literally no idea who this guy is" Says Local Man Presented with Elvis Presley Greatest Hits Compilation on Compact Disc
And now, he's here to f**f!
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
And now, he's here to f**f!
[scoffs]
I must be a person.
I must be a person.
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
[scoffs]
I must be a person.
I must be a person.
F**k you, Sistine. You're white.
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
F**k you, Sistine. You're white.
♪ When you partner with Pauly Shore, all the world's your oyster ♪
December 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
♪ When you partner with Pauly Shore, all the world's your oyster ♪
Remember, I can only open the crouch when I'm pouching.
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Remember, I can only open the crouch when I'm pouching.
Baking, by and large, is not baking.
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Baking, by and large, is not baking.
Call 1-800-3, call now!
December 9, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Call 1-800-3, call now!
CUSTOMER: I'd let it go for $50.
GARRISON: How about $50?
CUSTOMER: Y'know, I'm sure it is a saddle even though we couldn't get that verified. Can you go $4?
GARRISON: [sighs] I'll go $50, that's the most I'm gonna make.
CUSTOMER: Well, you got a deal. $300.
GARRISON: WHAT?
GARRISON: How about $50?
CUSTOMER: Y'know, I'm sure it is a saddle even though we couldn't get that verified. Can you go $4?
GARRISON: [sighs] I'll go $50, that's the most I'm gonna make.
CUSTOMER: Well, you got a deal. $300.
GARRISON: WHAT?
December 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
CUSTOMER: I'd let it go for $50.
GARRISON: How about $50?
CUSTOMER: Y'know, I'm sure it is a saddle even though we couldn't get that verified. Can you go $4?
GARRISON: [sighs] I'll go $50, that's the most I'm gonna make.
CUSTOMER: Well, you got a deal. $300.
GARRISON: WHAT?
GARRISON: How about $50?
CUSTOMER: Y'know, I'm sure it is a saddle even though we couldn't get that verified. Can you go $4?
GARRISON: [sighs] I'll go $50, that's the most I'm gonna make.
CUSTOMER: Well, you got a deal. $300.
GARRISON: WHAT?
Unlike the typical stereotype, college students are not hostile.
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Unlike the typical stereotype, college students are not hostile.
1972. Atari introduces one of the 1971st ever video games with SaS to the world.
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
1972. Atari introduces one of the 1971st ever video games with SaS to the world.
Before golf tees became popular, players would bawl aggressively.
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Before golf tees became popular, players would bawl aggressively.
[gunshot]
GARRISON: And that's why we always check to see if they're loaded! lol
GARRISON: And that's why we always check to see if they're loaded! lol
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
[gunshot]
GARRISON: And that's why we always check to see if they're loaded! lol
GARRISON: And that's why we always check to see if they're loaded! lol
The hole was made by a basketball, and that's the kind of thing collectors dream about.
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The hole was made by a basketball, and that's the kind of thing collectors dream about.
Help stop chemistry.
Help stop chemists.
Help stop knowledge.
Help stop brilliance.
Help stop big brains before they start thinking.
Help stop chemists.
Help stop knowledge.
Help stop brilliance.
Help stop big brains before they start thinking.
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Help stop chemistry.
Help stop chemists.
Help stop knowledge.
Help stop brilliance.
Help stop big brains before they start thinking.
Help stop chemists.
Help stop knowledge.
Help stop brilliance.
Help stop big brains before they start thinking.