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Innocent Bystander
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Not angry, mostly just disappointed. Living in Ireland and distracted by music, reading and writing stuff, messing around in boats ... but mostly Everton (cos that's a laugh a bloody minute) and trying to teach Rico how to whistle Z-Cars.
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theonion.com
Report Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. Is God Needing Another Angel
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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lyz.bsky.social
My hero of 2025
December 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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atrupar.com
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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brian770.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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dpdormouse.bsky.social
So the US just hijacked an oil tanker and the president casually says “I guess we keep the oil”

Is this not just theft
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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reformexposed.bsky.social
Farage just said “I didn’t wear a mask last time and I won’t wear them this time. This is nonsense.”

Here he is, not only wearing a mask, but also getting vaccinated…
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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atrupar.com
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara to US citizen detained by ICE: "I apologize that this happened to you in my city with people wearing vests that say 'police.' That's embarrassing."
December 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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davidatkinsonpoet.bsky.social
Sometimes I read poems too quickly. This one deserves to be read slowly, to be read more than once, with attention paid to every word...

and 'we should be careful of each other, we should be kind while there is still time'

#poetry
#poemoftheday
December 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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whistprword.bsky.social
A daily word prompt meant to inspire any type of creativity.

Share your art, original words, poetry, writing snippets, photos, etc. NO A/"I" please! Alt text on images appreciated.

Tag your post: #whistpr

Word for December 7, 2025: #CROWD

#WritingPrompt #Art #WritingCommunity
Drawing in white ink against a dark purple background of koi fish crowded together so there is very little space between them. They are drawn with feathery scales and abstract shapes to create the form of the fish.
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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thelastmileusaid.bsky.social
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A screenshot of a social media post from a parody account styled as a governor’s press office. The post uses all caps and mocks a political figure by describing a fake award in exaggerated, insulting language. Below it is another post sharing a short video clip from a televised event at the Kennedy Center. In the video still a man in a suit is being given a large decorative medal by another man while cameras and a news chyron run along the bottom. The scene takes place on a stage with a blurred backdrop.
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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simonwhale.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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adamparkhomenko.bsky.social
Art
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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nasboat.org
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
bubs, i’ve only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me. Four tops.
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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strictlyfootball.bsky.social
This is #Charlton fan Norman Barker who sadly passed away at the game against #Portsmouth today. Norman was a season ticket holder for over 35 years at the club. Absolutely heartbreaking 💔
December 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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john-self.bsky.social
One Source of Bad Information, by Robert Bly

(quoted in Wild Things: A Geography of Grief by Barbara Wansbrough)
There's a boy in you about three Years old who hasn't learned a thing for thirty Thousand years. Sometimes it's a girl. This child had to make up its mind How to save you from death. He said things like: "Stay home. Avoid elevators. Eat only elk." You live with this child, but you don't know it. You're in the office, yes, but live with this boy At night. He's uninformed, but he does want To save your life. And he has. Because of this boy You survived a lot. He's got six big ideas. Five don't work. Right now he's repeating them to you. Robert Bly, 'One Source of Bad Information'
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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cbobblers1878.bsky.social
Have that one Dycho. Fc Sexy are back
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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fad1878.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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brianwoolfinder.bsky.social
Fair play by Illiman here. The smart pass was to his right and Alcaraz has an open goal but he obviously wanted to give Barry that chance .
nbcsportsoccer.bsky.social NBC Sports Soccer @nbcsportsoccer.bsky.social · 6d
Everton double their lead—and it's a special moment as Thierno Barry grabs his FIRST Premier League goal.
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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atrupar.com
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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votebiue.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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pinkzombierose.bsky.social
Comic two men on the roof of a castle I SEE MUSIC OPEN THE GATE! IT'S COUNTRY MUSIC CLOSE THE GATE! ITS JOHNNY CASH OPEN THE GATE A LITTLE!
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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affirmationcoyote.bsky.social
The sad thing is that Wile E. is an obsessed creep who never married.

Please don't be tempted. You can't fix him.
Cartoon. Setting: A kitchen in a southwestern US cabin. Desert scenery visible through windows. A scruffy looking female coyote woman is stirring the contents of a large pot. Voice balloon: "No roadrunner meat, huh? Big shocker. Guess I'll be cooking beans and rice again." A squashed (accordion style) Wile E. Coyote walks into the kitchen. Though balloon: "Shut up, woman."
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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kackbro.bsky.social
No Lies Detected, Ms. Welch......
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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huckfling.bsky.social
Genuinely funny, and then at the last second the “They’ll come” nearly brought me to tears

What is going on?!

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greenparty.org.uk The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 14d
Hope is here.

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November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM