woodland cougar
@0xafaebabe.gay
if u kno my irl name, no u don’t ☆ fae/faer ☆
F64.0 Crimes ☆ faeggot, elfbian, faembo ☆ chaos engine ☆ noise generator ☆ disaster fae ☆ sparkling sapphic ☆ trans-hexual ☆ neuro dicey ☆ wannabe therapist ☆ PDX ☆ 🏳️⚧️
F64.0 Crimes ☆ faeggot, elfbian, faembo ☆ chaos engine ☆ noise generator ☆ disaster fae ☆ sparkling sapphic ☆ trans-hexual ☆ neuro dicey ☆ wannabe therapist ☆ PDX ☆ 🏳️⚧️
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okay, I can't help myself
NEW MUSIC VIDEO
BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
FEATURING ME ON ALTO VOCALS AND SAX, GOLDEN AGE ME ON BARITONE VOCALS, AND @purpleschala.bsky.social ON PIANO
NEW MUSIC VIDEO
BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
FEATURING ME ON ALTO VOCALS AND SAX, GOLDEN AGE ME ON BARITONE VOCALS, AND @purpleschala.bsky.social ON PIANO
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
okay, I can't help myself
NEW MUSIC VIDEO
BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
FEATURING ME ON ALTO VOCALS AND SAX, GOLDEN AGE ME ON BARITONE VOCALS, AND @purpleschala.bsky.social ON PIANO
NEW MUSIC VIDEO
BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
FEATURING ME ON ALTO VOCALS AND SAX, GOLDEN AGE ME ON BARITONE VOCALS, AND @purpleschala.bsky.social ON PIANO
“so when did you get the bpd into functional recovery?”
“well…
“well…
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“so when did you get the bpd into functional recovery?”
“well…
“well…
“Are you analyzing me *right now*”
“Only if you’re giving me a check for $125 by the end of the hour”
“Only if you’re giving me a check for $125 by the end of the hour”
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“Are you analyzing me *right now*”
“Only if you’re giving me a check for $125 by the end of the hour”
“Only if you’re giving me a check for $125 by the end of the hour”
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Have a tumblr post for World AIDS Day
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Have a tumblr post for World AIDS Day
introducing my new economic plan for america: the KEGEL act
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
introducing my new economic plan for america: the KEGEL act
over 50 and never use filters, just hydrating, a decent spf, and vibes✨
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
over 50 and never use filters, just hydrating, a decent spf, and vibes✨
we’re all talking about the same tom stoppard, right? okay.
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
we’re all talking about the same tom stoppard, right? okay.
women and [sic]women
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
women and [sic]women
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
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hello, it's Tess
it's been a week since any donations, Dec rent is due soon
job apps n callbacks for interviews have been quiet this week (holiday, im sure) im doing my very best i mean my very very best not to be scared all day every day while dealing with chronic pain during this time
thank you
it's been a week since any donations, Dec rent is due soon
job apps n callbacks for interviews have been quiet this week (holiday, im sure) im doing my very best i mean my very very best not to be scared all day every day while dealing with chronic pain during this time
thank you
Donate to Help me make it through the next winter months., organized by Tess Price
Hello folks, respectfully and with apprehension I need to ask for help.
… Tess Price needs your support for Help me make it through the next winter months.
www.gofundme.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
hello, it's Tess
it's been a week since any donations, Dec rent is due soon
job apps n callbacks for interviews have been quiet this week (holiday, im sure) im doing my very best i mean my very very best not to be scared all day every day while dealing with chronic pain during this time
thank you
it's been a week since any donations, Dec rent is due soon
job apps n callbacks for interviews have been quiet this week (holiday, im sure) im doing my very best i mean my very very best not to be scared all day every day while dealing with chronic pain during this time
thank you
going in on stranger things, idc idc, this is my white whale of sunk cost fallacies
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
going in on stranger things, idc idc, this is my white whale of sunk cost fallacies
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That wasn’t very PLUR, bro
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
That wasn’t very PLUR, bro
also got typecast as a huge sleazeball for max headroom
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
also got typecast as a huge sleazeball for max headroom
hey uhhh y’all heard about tube tops?? this shit absolutely rips
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
hey uhhh y’all heard about tube tops?? this shit absolutely rips
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every American should have this in their wallet:
☑️ i’m in this picture and practicing my dbt skills, growing and learning, finding ways to self-soothe and accept and love myself
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
☑️ i’m in this picture and practicing my dbt skills, growing and learning, finding ways to self-soothe and accept and love myself
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Charlie Brown (2026)
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Charlie Brown (2026)
“hey jude” moar liek “hey let’s take a mid song and make it interminably long”
i love the beatles. but they have some bad songs.
if you were making a malicious beatles playlist designed to turn someone away from the band, what would be on it?
mine opens with Rev 9 because we aren't fucking around.
if you were making a malicious beatles playlist designed to turn someone away from the band, what would be on it?
mine opens with Rev 9 because we aren't fucking around.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“hey jude” moar liek “hey let’s take a mid song and make it interminably long”
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
when they love you so much
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
when they love you so much
oh sure when i simulate progress, i get put on a pip but when an ai does it, it’s all “i need another $10B” and “this is so critical the government should prop it up”
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
oh sure when i simulate progress, i get put on a pip but when an ai does it, it’s all “i need another $10B” and “this is so critical the government should prop it up”
i love social media bc despite having a mental illness, i can simply log on to hear some shit like “kweli, human pet, stancil, and rev mags are fighting” and immediately think “eh, i could be a lot worse”
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
i love social media bc despite having a mental illness, i can simply log on to hear some shit like “kweli, human pet, stancil, and rev mags are fighting” and immediately think “eh, i could be a lot worse”