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Forward this on appropriately?
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LAST MINUTE CALL for all regional journalists and independent TV & film press...
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I did not see that coming! Got a little something in my eye :)
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Speaking from the UK I love all of you that are doing this. Amazing and brilliant people who are putting themselves forward to deflect the energy of these bastards. I hope I would have the guts to do it myself xxx
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Are there any hairless dogs, like there are hairless cats? Or is it something else like in their spit that people are allergic to (it feels like it might be? "Dander' and whatnot?)
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My answer to this question has basically always been the same. Legalise all drugs, sell them *all*, including alcohol and fags through pharmacists, who will lose their license *very easily* if they start selling dodgily.
Destroy drugs gangs, use the tax for youth clubs.
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I was saying to someone earlier on: it is not even the year anniversary of the *election* yet.
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Remembering that bloke who keeled over and died in a Korean Internet caff after playing a game non-stop for - hold on.... 50 hours of playing.

Hmmm. I suspect he was an amateur, compared to what happens next.

www.cnet.com/tech/gaming/...
Man dies after 50 hours of computer games
Death of 28-year-old South Korean blamed on exhaustion from three-day battle simulation spree.
www.cnet.com
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There is no A level in speaking English ffs. Should engineers or developers take an exam analysing romantic poetry and Shakespeare, or is it only for people of colour doing the jobs English people won't do for the money?

ie: any way you look at it, this is nonsense.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Migrants will need A-level standard English to work in UK
The tougher rules will come in force in January as part of wider plans to cut immigration.
www.bbc.co.uk
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I maintain that this single programme is the best advert for thoughtful travel I think I've ever seen.
Just watch this, smile indulgently at Dan's bubbling enthusiasm (and the dated music) but swoon, you have no choice:
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0078vzw via @bbciplayer
Around the World in 80 Treasures - Series 1: 6. Uzbekistan to Syria
Documentary series with Dan Cruickshank. Dan sees tile making in Samarkand, the Trading Domes of Bukhara, the Fire Temple of Baku and Persepolis.
www.bbc.co.uk
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But, you're not going mad *because* of GPT, Tim, don't forget that!
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"Charlie couldn't believe it"???

And they're so beyond hope, they just... lap it up.
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🙄

I just thought, it's not even 1 yr since the *election*.
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Oh. My. God.

Fu... that has actually made me feel nauseous. What the hell are they trying to do to people, are they total maniacs?
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Christ! Well at least they'll all get heart disease early, by the look of 'em.
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I'm at home! My Mum is out of hospital and better!

Many woots.
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Very glad for them they managed to somehow cayak through the craziness of mass assumption of 'gay-partnerness' and still maintain a tiny modicum of privacy until they were old enough that the press can't remember who they were.
Also, I just want to say, they were/*are* fucking great role models
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Late entry to the Dan & Phil "parents" posts, but this is me and a different parent after watching our tweens going in to the Hammersmith Apollo to see Dan And Phil Are On fire:
-General chat burbling...
-They are going out with each other, aren't they?
-I'm sure they are
-Back to burbling...
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I used to listen to the Wizard Of Oz soundtrack. A Lot. But, spoilers, I have seen it several hundred times.
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those two simply being lovely provided an alternate universe of silly kindness for lads too.
Given that there were 24k other messages I doubt they'll see it, but good luck to them, I say!
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I left them a message telling them they were my daughter's safe space when she was 11, 12, 13. And that when I think of my son talking to me about these interesting ideas he'd seen in a YouTube video by *Ben Shapiro* (holy fuck!)...
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That Dan has had some haircuts, good lord.

Lego figure clip on hair helmet, sir? Why yes!