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ana street rat @uldahstreetrat.bsky.social · 6h

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

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軸がブレている @axishmash.bsky.social · 6h

没になりそうな気がしなくもない城主

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Tal B. Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 6h

irl employers wanna recreate the joja cola hellscape from the intro to stardew valley

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Zes @zesparia.bsky.social · 9h

Bacon cheese taiyaki

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Zes @zesparia.bsky.social · 9h

Apple pie taiyaki. Mushroom leek taiyaki. Honey chevre taiyaki. Ajitsuke tamago taiyaki. Maple sausage taiyaki.

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Zes @zesparia.bsky.social · 9h

My current hobby: dming my beloved friends every few hours with flavors of taiyaki I want to make

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Zes @zesparia.bsky.social · 1d

how many irons are in these birds

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Zes @zesparia.bsky.social · 1d

european co-mod asked wtf was up this week with american news after another team member made a disparaging comment that came seemingly out of left field, so 30 minutes later ive given her new nightmare fuel and told her if she has any single friends who want a butch to hand out my number

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 1d

i don’t believe in lore dick measuring contests or excluding people who are getting into tolkien and learning but you do run into some amount of “i haven’t read the book but you have to take what i think about it seriously otherwise you’re mean” around adaptation fan spaces which is like. well, no!

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yul @djall.bsky.social · 1d

new svsss extra titled 'return'. which could mean nothing

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Julia Metzger @juliametzgerart.bsky.social · 1d

✨Mein Sehnen ✨
New piece I've done within Cynthia Sheppard's smARTschool class, featuring Lúthien Tinúviel from Tolkien's Silmarillion.

#art #juliametzgerart

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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 2d

"AI companion" just get a tamagotchi like a normal person

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udon🍵 @udon-tea.bsky.social · 2d

Asking strangers on the internet to show their government ID as a prerequisite to let them into your discord server is nuts. I’m begging everyone, don’t ever trust someone with your personal info like that, especially not in an environment where doxxing over petty grudges is so common.

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Zes @zesparia.bsky.social · 3d

oooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Zes @zesparia.bsky.social · 3d

I'm not sure off the top of my head but I have the pens already and I love Midori paper. I can pop over to the stationery shop and grab a coated paper and see how it performs

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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 4d

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 4d

Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre

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ユズハラ @yzhr.bsky.social · 4d

#svsss

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Fear Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 4d

I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard

Pin from today’s No Kings protest showing Barney and Friends and the phrase “Join Antifa”

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Zes @zesparia.bsky.social · 5d

playing pokemon like ah yes time for monsieur hugo's moistened dream

Zes @zesparia.bsky.social · 5d

literally meeeee last month

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Zes @zesparia.bsky.social · 5d

... do we think they got a partner or lost the dog

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bingge meowmeowifier @kitschlet.bsky.social · Apr 5

it just occurred to me to repost this here since i deleted twitter, so anyway it's kinda like this

a graph where the Y-axis is labeled "HAS their shit together" to "DOES NOT HAVE their shit together," and the X-axis is labeled "SEEMS like they have their shit together" to "seems like they DO NOT HAVE their shit together." there is a picture of xie lian in the quadrant for "has their shit together/seems like they do not have their shit together", and hua cheng in the quadrant for "seems like they have their shit together/does not have their shit together"

this one has lan wangji in the quadrant for "has their shit together/seems like they do not have their shit together" and wei wuxian in the quadrant for "seems like they do not have their shit together/does not have their shit together"

luo binghe and shen qingqiu are together in the "seems like they do not have their shit together/does not have their shit together" quadrant

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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 7d

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD
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Investigation of:
LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN
IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN
ON JUNE 18, 2023
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Accident No.:
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Interview of:
Co-designer/Pilot
Deepsea Challenger
DCA23FM036
via Microsoft Teams
Friday,
July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF
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BY LCDR
11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible
12 operations?
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A.
Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic.
When I
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set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did
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was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible
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program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named
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Professor
I. I did that through a mutual friend
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of ours, a guy named
, who is one of the preeminent
underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a
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submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the
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Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was
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kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 7d

the most important thing you can do at work is curate the internal emoji use culture

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