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Zes
@zesparia.bsky.social
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
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没になりそうな気がしなくもない城主
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irl employers wanna recreate the joja cola hellscape from the intro to stardew valley
Bacon cheese taiyaki
Apple pie taiyaki. Mushroom leek taiyaki. Honey chevre taiyaki. Ajitsuke tamago taiyaki. Maple sausage taiyaki.
My current hobby: dming my beloved friends every few hours with flavors of taiyaki I want to make
how many irons are in these birds
european co-mod asked wtf was up this week with american news after another team member made a disparaging comment that came seemingly out of left field, so 30 minutes later ive given her new nightmare fuel and told her if she has any single friends who want a butch to hand out my number
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i don’t believe in lore dick measuring contests or excluding people who are getting into tolkien and learning but you do run into some amount of “i haven’t read the book but you have to take what i think about it seriously otherwise you’re mean” around adaptation fan spaces which is like. well, no!
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new svsss extra titled 'return'. which could mean nothing
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✨Mein Sehnen ✨
New piece I've done within Cynthia Sheppard's smARTschool class, featuring Lúthien Tinúviel from Tolkien's Silmarillion.

#art #juliametzgerart
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"AI companion" just get a tamagotchi like a normal person
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Asking strangers on the internet to show their government ID as a prerequisite to let them into your discord server is nuts. I’m begging everyone, don’t ever trust someone with your personal info like that, especially not in an environment where doxxing over petty grudges is so common.
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I'm not sure off the top of my head but I have the pens already and I love Midori paper. I can pop over to the stationery shop and grab a coated paper and see how it performs
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
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I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard
playing pokemon like ah yes time for monsieur hugo's moistened dream
literally meeeee last month
... do we think they got a partner or lost the dog
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it just occurred to me to repost this here since i deleted twitter, so anyway it's kinda like this
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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the most important thing you can do at work is curate the internal emoji use culture