@zerosuitbae.bsky.social
Wassup. I like cool shit. Don’t bother me. 🏳️🌈. 🇵🇸.
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That matcha turkey:
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
That matcha turkey:
What the fuck
Had to go back to get proof
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
What the fuck
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D’Angelo ain’t got no business being dead.
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
D’Angelo ain’t got no business being dead.
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They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
Woke up to my cat glaring at me cuz I passed out on the couch without feeding him 😭😭😭😭😭
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Woke up to my cat glaring at me cuz I passed out on the couch without feeding him 😭😭😭😭😭
Not you wishing pink eye on niggas
I HOPE SHE FART IN YO FACE WHEN YOU PUT HER LEGS BACK 🗣️
I am openly HATING on anyone making mac & cheese noises tonight. I hope everyone involved gets a Charlie horse and bubble guts mid mac simultaneously 😑
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Not you wishing pink eye on niggas
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"Root beer trash"
Nigga YOU trash, doo doo ahh tastebuds...
Nigga YOU trash, doo doo ahh tastebuds...
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"Root beer trash"
Nigga YOU trash, doo doo ahh tastebuds...
Nigga YOU trash, doo doo ahh tastebuds...
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50 Cent has been a piece of shit for quite some time. People just gloss over his shitty ways bc he's charismatic.
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
50 Cent has been a piece of shit for quite some time. People just gloss over his shitty ways bc he's charismatic.
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This lady on TT said the key to a long term relationship is being able to shoot the shit and……………..yeah. I be shocked by how many couples can’t shoot the shit. I don’t wanna even be around people I can’t shoot the shit with 😭😭😭 I’m constantly shooting the shit
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This lady on TT said the key to a long term relationship is being able to shoot the shit and……………..yeah. I be shocked by how many couples can’t shoot the shit. I don’t wanna even be around people I can’t shoot the shit with 😭😭😭 I’m constantly shooting the shit
😭😭😭😭😭😭
OG. I’m a married man with two kids. I don’t have to send anyone money. She takes it directly out of the bank account.
These are jokes. Relax.
These are jokes. Relax.
Aye young blood, the line between generosity and foolishness is a ravine. If you ain't got the game to get there, sending bread gonna have them clowning you HARDER. plus...you caring about the wrong shit.
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Fuck spades where’s the uno cards at??? That’s where EYE want to be
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Fuck spades where’s the uno cards at??? That’s where EYE want to be
Fr you got one time to be mean to me before I flip a table and cuss everybody out. Now nobody is gonna play!
And i DO NOT WANT to know how to play Spades. Yall are too aggressive and impatient 😂
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Fr you got one time to be mean to me before I flip a table and cuss everybody out. Now nobody is gonna play!
This is a fuckin jumpscare holy shit
With alt:
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is a fuckin jumpscare holy shit
Gah damn
Brisket burnt ends, headed to the smoker for that candied finish.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Gah damn
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Liam Neeson looking to do a racism:
I will find this man
Brisket burnt ends, headed to the smoker for that candied finish.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Liam Neeson looking to do a racism:
This is my bag 😭 I’m always cold so I be right up under him getting some of the best sleep of my life
Putting ice cold feet on the back of a man’s shin >>>> y’all always run hot.. warm me up!! 🔥
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This is my bag 😭 I’m always cold so I be right up under him getting some of the best sleep of my life
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Now I want gumbo
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Now I want gumbo
The last one is funny to me cuz how are you gonna know unless they tell you?
Please do not offer me any gumbo if you use the following ingredients:
-hot links
-imitation crab meat
-corn
-tuna fish
-tomatoes
-green beans
-hot dogs
-walmart frozen shrimp
-hot links
-imitation crab meat
-corn
-tuna fish
-tomatoes
-green beans
-hot dogs
-walmart frozen shrimp
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The last one is funny to me cuz how are you gonna know unless they tell you?
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Strom Thurmond is a throwback racist. Some of yall too young to know him but he he put up 25/5/7 a game in hating Black people.
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Strom Thurmond is a throwback racist. Some of yall too young to know him but he he put up 25/5/7 a game in hating Black people.
Swap them Newports out with some Wine wood tips and you got me 😭
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Swap them Newports out with some Wine wood tips and you got me 😭
Y’all funny as fuck today keep it up
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Y’all funny as fuck today keep it up