🏳️⚧️ Austin, that witch 🧹 also bah humbug
@zerokijz.bsky.social
She/her but I respond to Hey freak! as well.
It's important to be kind to people. Notice I didn't say nice 😏
Don't worry, we all make mistakes.
Punching up is comedy.
Punching down is bullying.
It's important to be kind to people. Notice I didn't say nice 😏
Don't worry, we all make mistakes.
Punching up is comedy.
Punching down is bullying.
Pinned
I just realized I could like my own posts. It's nice, it's got this energy.
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be gay do crime
by viewing this post, your cache has downloaded the accompanying image and thus constitutes the possession of an image of strangulation. this is a crime under uk law.
repost to be guilty of publishing an image of strangulation and make your friends guilty of possession too! 🤗
repost to be guilty of publishing an image of strangulation and make your friends guilty of possession too! 🤗
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
be gay do crime
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I am not anti-fascist, I am pro liberation. To be pro liberation means you must defeat fascism, but it also means that you fight to create a world that is liberated for all, not just against the thing that is currently harming you.
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
✊
Ewww ew ew ew eeeewwww.
I almost enjoyed a song by AI.
I thought: This is nice, but the words are off and odd.
Also the music is good but feels slightly like music from a movie.
"artist" blocked
I was letting my streaming music do a radio station. Fuck I don't think I can keep doing that now.
I almost enjoyed a song by AI.
I thought: This is nice, but the words are off and odd.
Also the music is good but feels slightly like music from a movie.
"artist" blocked
I was letting my streaming music do a radio station. Fuck I don't think I can keep doing that now.
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Ewww ew ew ew eeeewwww.
I almost enjoyed a song by AI.
I thought: This is nice, but the words are off and odd.
Also the music is good but feels slightly like music from a movie.
"artist" blocked
I was letting my streaming music do a radio station. Fuck I don't think I can keep doing that now.
I almost enjoyed a song by AI.
I thought: This is nice, but the words are off and odd.
Also the music is good but feels slightly like music from a movie.
"artist" blocked
I was letting my streaming music do a radio station. Fuck I don't think I can keep doing that now.
Esme Rose is my new musical obsession. Her album 7 deadly spells is amazing. At 20 minutes it's Short, but heavy and amazing.
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Esme Rose is my new musical obsession. Her album 7 deadly spells is amazing. At 20 minutes it's Short, but heavy and amazing.
Hormones are good 👍 now I only have to go in every 6 months instead of 3.
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Hormones are good 👍 now I only have to go in every 6 months instead of 3.
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild.
Humpback whale
Iguana
Cougar
Golden silk orb-weaver / banana spider
Chestnut mandible toucan
If the spider doesn't count because it's an insect then I'll add
Capuchin monkey
Humpback whale
Iguana
Cougar
Golden silk orb-weaver / banana spider
Chestnut mandible toucan
If the spider doesn't count because it's an insect then I'll add
Capuchin monkey
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild
Black bear
orca
Sea turtle
Indian flying fox bat
Red headed vulture
Black bear
orca
Sea turtle
Indian flying fox bat
Red headed vulture
introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild
elk
orca
raven
skunk
snowy owl
elk
orca
raven
skunk
snowy owl
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild.
Humpback whale
Iguana
Cougar
Golden silk orb-weaver / banana spider
Chestnut mandible toucan
If the spider doesn't count because it's an insect then I'll add
Capuchin monkey
Humpback whale
Iguana
Cougar
Golden silk orb-weaver / banana spider
Chestnut mandible toucan
If the spider doesn't count because it's an insect then I'll add
Capuchin monkey
Alright, it's time to take a transgender drive for an hour so I can have my transgender hormones evaluated. After that I'll take the same transgender drive in reverse.
Somewhere in there I'm going to have to transgender park my car.
Somewhere in there I'm going to have to transgender park my car.
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Alright, it's time to take a transgender drive for an hour so I can have my transgender hormones evaluated. After that I'll take the same transgender drive in reverse.
Somewhere in there I'm going to have to transgender park my car.
Somewhere in there I'm going to have to transgender park my car.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
I'm going to have to get out of transgender bed soon. But I'm transgender cuddling the dog who decided to stuff herself between my transgender ass and my wife's on the bed.
I'm going to start appending "transgender" to all my activities. Right now I'm transgender typing shitpoasts into my transgender computer at the coffee shop, where I'm transgender drinking coffee.
im going transgender swimming today
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I'm going to have to get out of transgender bed soon. But I'm transgender cuddling the dog who decided to stuff herself between my transgender ass and my wife's on the bed.
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The "original" version
"I will not put up with this shit. I have been beaten. I have had my nose broken. I have been thrown in jail. I have lost my job. I have lost my apartment for gay liberation and you all treat me this way? What the fuck's wrong with you all? Think about that!" - Sylvia Rivera
"I will not put up with this shit. I have been beaten. I have had my nose broken. I have been thrown in jail. I have lost my job. I have lost my apartment for gay liberation and you all treat me this way? What the fuck's wrong with you all? Think about that!" - Sylvia Rivera
Just seen an "LGB" gay man say he's all about "pride but the original version"
Yeah, uhhh, who's gonna tell him the original pride was a riot started by a black trans woman?
There would be no pride without us, working WITH our gay, lesbian and bisexual brothers and sisters to demand it
Yeah, uhhh, who's gonna tell him the original pride was a riot started by a black trans woman?
There would be no pride without us, working WITH our gay, lesbian and bisexual brothers and sisters to demand it
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The "original" version
"I will not put up with this shit. I have been beaten. I have had my nose broken. I have been thrown in jail. I have lost my job. I have lost my apartment for gay liberation and you all treat me this way? What the fuck's wrong with you all? Think about that!" - Sylvia Rivera
"I will not put up with this shit. I have been beaten. I have had my nose broken. I have been thrown in jail. I have lost my job. I have lost my apartment for gay liberation and you all treat me this way? What the fuck's wrong with you all? Think about that!" - Sylvia Rivera
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-Rockapella.
-Lilith Fair 98.
-Wierd Al.
-Third eye Blind
-The4 Eyed Horsemen (MC Frontalot, MegaRan, Schaffer the Darklord, & MC Lars.
-Lilith Fair 98.
-Wierd Al.
-Third eye Blind
-The4 Eyed Horsemen (MC Frontalot, MegaRan, Schaffer the Darklord, & MC Lars.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen—
Weird Al
Evanescence
Within Temptation
Distant Worlds: Music of Final Fantasy
Imogen Heap
Weird Al
Evanescence
Within Temptation
Distant Worlds: Music of Final Fantasy
Imogen Heap
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen—
Moxy Früvous
Hans Zimmer
George Clinton
B.B. King
Dr. John
Moxy Früvous
Hans Zimmer
George Clinton
B.B. King
Dr. John
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
-Rockapella.
-Lilith Fair 98.
-Wierd Al.
-Third eye Blind
-The4 Eyed Horsemen (MC Frontalot, MegaRan, Schaffer the Darklord, & MC Lars.
-Lilith Fair 98.
-Wierd Al.
-Third eye Blind
-The4 Eyed Horsemen (MC Frontalot, MegaRan, Schaffer the Darklord, & MC Lars.
I definitely enjoy how all of my old unisex T-shirts fit better now.
No makeup no filter day off photo. Feeling good about it, but that might just be the gin.
Find joy where and when you can.
No makeup no filter day off photo. Feeling good about it, but that might just be the gin.
Find joy where and when you can.
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I definitely enjoy how all of my old unisex T-shirts fit better now.
No makeup no filter day off photo. Feeling good about it, but that might just be the gin.
Find joy where and when you can.
No makeup no filter day off photo. Feeling good about it, but that might just be the gin.
Find joy where and when you can.
While laying on the parking lot after work using a borrowed cutting torch for the first time ever a coworker walks over.
I was cutting the excess metal off the aftermarket towing bar so I could put a muffler on my 1970 VW van.
He looks down and says
"Damn. You hard, you know that? Like hardcore."
I was cutting the excess metal off the aftermarket towing bar so I could put a muffler on my 1970 VW van.
He looks down and says
"Damn. You hard, you know that? Like hardcore."
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
While laying on the parking lot after work using a borrowed cutting torch for the first time ever a coworker walks over.
I was cutting the excess metal off the aftermarket towing bar so I could put a muffler on my 1970 VW van.
He looks down and says
"Damn. You hard, you know that? Like hardcore."
I was cutting the excess metal off the aftermarket towing bar so I could put a muffler on my 1970 VW van.
He looks down and says
"Damn. You hard, you know that? Like hardcore."
In 13 months on HRT I've lost 1.5 inches (3.8cm) and gone down 2 US shoe sizes. Which is funny because I wear the same size as before just in women's shoes now.
Wild. I love it, but it's wild ☺️
Wild. I love it, but it's wild ☺️
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
In 13 months on HRT I've lost 1.5 inches (3.8cm) and gone down 2 US shoe sizes. Which is funny because I wear the same size as before just in women's shoes now.
Wild. I love it, but it's wild ☺️
Wild. I love it, but it's wild ☺️
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When HP Lovecraft digs himself out of this grave and starts spending his fortune harassing and dehumanizing an entire community of innocent people, we can talk about HP Lovecraft's problematic views in contrast to the mid wizard book bigot.
May 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
When HP Lovecraft digs himself out of this grave and starts spending his fortune harassing and dehumanizing an entire community of innocent people, we can talk about HP Lovecraft's problematic views in contrast to the mid wizard book bigot.
😏
“No Thanks for Colonialism. No Forgiveness for Genocide” banner hoisted beside the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in NYC happening now.
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
😏
Today was the first day I've had a proper doctor's visit since I started HRT (I have a specialist for that). The Dr. came in and said "Hey, big news 😃 yay!" while holding up the sheet where I filled out my medical changes.
It was nice, I was congratulated, I will be telling my friends she's safe.
It was nice, I was congratulated, I will be telling my friends she's safe.
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Today was the first day I've had a proper doctor's visit since I started HRT (I have a specialist for that). The Dr. came in and said "Hey, big news 😃 yay!" while holding up the sheet where I filled out my medical changes.
It was nice, I was congratulated, I will be telling my friends she's safe.
It was nice, I was congratulated, I will be telling my friends she's safe.
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
There are no good billionaires.
There are no good billionaires.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
There are no good billionaires.
There are no good billionaires.
🎉 My potassium is still in the normal range.
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
🎉 My potassium is still in the normal range.
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I’m just gonna say, I agree we need a better option than Amazon but can you not repost my books and tell people not to buy them off Amazon? Like wtf. I’m an indie author on disability.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I’m just gonna say, I agree we need a better option than Amazon but can you not repost my books and tell people not to buy them off Amazon? Like wtf. I’m an indie author on disability.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
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The UK is a fascist state
Jury trials in England and Wales to be scrapped except for most serious cases on.ft.com/3LY1Ceq
Jury trials in England and Wales to be scrapped except for most serious cases
Proposed changes unlikely to apply for trials of serious offences such as rape and murder
on.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The UK is a fascist state
Tim the Enchanter: What is your name?
Me: Austin
TtE: What is your quest?
Me: Apparently it's to have enough energy to do anything around the house.
TtE: And WHAT is th-
Me(interrupting & turning around): I think I just heard the dryer finish.
Me: Austin
TtE: What is your quest?
Me: Apparently it's to have enough energy to do anything around the house.
TtE: And WHAT is th-
Me(interrupting & turning around): I think I just heard the dryer finish.
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Tim the Enchanter: What is your name?
Me: Austin
TtE: What is your quest?
Me: Apparently it's to have enough energy to do anything around the house.
TtE: And WHAT is th-
Me(interrupting & turning around): I think I just heard the dryer finish.
Me: Austin
TtE: What is your quest?
Me: Apparently it's to have enough energy to do anything around the house.
TtE: And WHAT is th-
Me(interrupting & turning around): I think I just heard the dryer finish.
Embarrassing confession time.
I still get a rush and goosebumps every time I listen to Turtle Power from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.
I still get a rush and goosebumps every time I listen to Turtle Power from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Embarrassing confession time.
I still get a rush and goosebumps every time I listen to Turtle Power from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.
I still get a rush and goosebumps every time I listen to Turtle Power from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.
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