Spooky Waffles
@zazzyzazz.bsky.social
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The history of the world can be explained through dialectical materialism and NBA basketball
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Straight up channeling Joseph Campbell I tell you what dang old heroes journey man
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It was the best of times it was the Plorn of times
wilcornish.bsky.social
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’ve come as Charles Dickens’ listless son Plorn
zazzyzazz.bsky.social
Kinda crazy that graham crackers and corn flakes were both designed to stop you from being horny. Which inventor you think wins in a fistfight?
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Call me Dr. THUNDERRRRRR
zazzyzazz.bsky.social
Trying to corner the entire secondary market of magic the gathering cards isn’t ridiculous? Eighteen hundred copies of a bulk common isn’t ridiculous? I gotta step my game up
zazzyzazz.bsky.social
I buy every single magic card available for purchase then I buy the purveyors of said collectible trading cards to print more to suit my needs.

Apologies to any Universes Beyond haters out there, but we’re immediately buying the rights to print Murder, She Wrote & Columbo cards.
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I feel like Leo would make some guys like that too if he had the same tools
zazzyzazz.bsky.social
Circled back around and made it racist again by substituting “white” for “native born citizen”
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carnage4life.bsky.social
I’d been thinking for a while that it seems like a startling number of rappers have died in their mid-40s to mid-50s from natural causes but it didn’t really feel like an epidemic until I saw this list. 😦
Deaths of Hip-Hop Artists Reveal the Alarming State of Black Men’s Health
Neo-soul singer D'Angelo joins growing list of Gen X Black male performers who are dying relatively young.
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zazzyzazz.bsky.social
Time to be extremely feral about roundball rock for eight months. POSTING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
howardbeck.bsky.social
I'm curious -- coming up on a year since many of us migrated -- how fellow denizens of #NBASky feel about this. I don't miss the other place. Feel like I'm getting plenty of NBA chatter and feedback here. (Though, admittedly, I do wish more of my media peers would post regularly.)
andytobo.bsky.social
I AM really struggling with how little NBA talk there is on here and I'm tired of pretending I'm not. Ratio me, it's a badge of honor.
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levin.bsky.social
D'Angelo speaking out about the physical and emotional burden of maintaining a nearly unobtainable physique and sexy image as a Black male artist should be taught in labor studies. It absolutely impacted how I analyze pop culture.
GQ Profile Of D'Angelo Explores The Perils Of Being Sexy
Visit the post for more.
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zazzyzazz.bsky.social
No, he broke the record back in 2022 and hasn’t stopped. At the time he was averaging 1 make a wish visit every 8 days. Large man, charitable soul
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He was a war hero! A spaghetti war hero!
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esqueer.net
Miss Major has passed away. We've lost an icon for the ages. Rest in power.
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Miss Major with long wavy gray hair sits outdoors in a chair, wearing a brightly colored geometric-patterned dress. She looks thoughtful and serene, with her hands resting in her lap. Trees and plants surround her in the background, giving the scene a peaceful setting. The image appears as a social media post with text and engagement icons below.
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humblecore.bsky.social
Disability history too (as well as the overlap) but that’s equally unlikely since, like queer and trans folks, disabled people are also not considered “real” people with extant pasts
toomanymouths.bsky.social
reading theory and knowing queer history is important because it will keep you from relitigating the most rancid discourse the 1970s had to offer really, really badly
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sprayadhesive.bsky.social
WELL the times are tough and my work is unpaid, so if you want to help me out i would really appreciate it. for $5 or more, i will send you a handmade original piece of art. thank you i love you

ca: $prayadhesive
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brewergnome.bsky.social
This is happening right now, to a friend of mine in Chicago. This is a peaceful area, with no previous unrest or crime problem. Just people trying to live their lives. My heart hurts. They're having conversations no family should have to have.
A white box with text. "Y'all. They're tear gassing my neighborhood. Right by the place we get hummus from. Right by where we get the extra large pizzas for sleep overs. Tell your people."
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parkermolloy.com
Today's newsletter is all about this brilliant ad www.readtpa.com/p/a-politici...
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Noooooo reading the card explains the card nooooooo 😭
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Open the door

Get on the floor

Everybody do the dinosaur
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Yes, if you rip the best card in context off the top in your 98 card singleton deck you will be rewarded for it :)