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Zᐰphod Baubledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally)
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Hoopy Gallifreyan Frood. Father, husband, Doctor Who, Star Wars, HHGTTG, Star Trek, Stargᐰte fanatic, Babylon 5 lover. Geek/Nerd/Gerd/Neek

Cis male, trans ally.

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20 years ago I joined Outpst Gallifrey under the name of Antbert, which was inspired by several of the names of Dilbert characters. *sigh*

Had fun on the forum, mainly avoiding the serious sections, as they were too serious.
Explain your @

Me no bright.
Explain your @

Way back in 2002, when I was first looking for a handle for a forum that's now long gone, a friend of mine (who's sadly long gone as well now) suggested "Doctor Filth" from Dylan's 'Desolation Row'; that was too long for that forum's software, and so DocFilth it was.
I get that legally he is the alleged thief, innocent until proven guilty, and all that, but surely the manner in which they recovered the item must count for something...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
New Zealand police recovers $19k Fabergé egg swallowed by suspected thief
The man allegedly tried to steal the diamond-studded egg named after the James Bond film Octopussy.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"I'll be back at Christmas!"
“It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!”
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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“It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!”
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
In the pub, having a coffee before shopping.

Chatter from many tables, families eating and drinking.

A small child is screaming like they're being sacrificed to an Elder God.

It's not that bad, bab. It's only a Wetherspoons... the carpet isn't even sticky!
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
45 years ago!

I remember it as if were... 45 years ago...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_T...
Super Trouper (song) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Bob Holness couldn't have played on Baker Street, he was actually doubling for Zoot on The Muppet Show...
December 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Curious Orange says "Mr.Stew just told me what they've done there is to confuse the 'eyebrow' style of roof windows with actual sensory organs that detect light and allow for vision. By anthropomorphising them in this manner, it may give the optical illusion they are staring at you. AAAaaAAAaaah. "
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Obviously, whoever did that is a Mup...

I'll get my coat...
Watching The Muppet Show, and there is a SKIP INTRO button‽

Who would watch the Muppets and skip the intro? It's awesome!
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Watching The Muppet Show, and there is a SKIP INTRO button‽

Who would watch the Muppets and skip the intro? It's awesome!
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
There'll be London Transport double deckers roaming the Big Apple?

That won't work, not many people will have an Oyster card...
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The new laptop has a Copilot AI button, which I've never pressed, but my cat has...

Tempted to ask it how to disable Copilot. I wonder if it would disappear up it's own... data centre...
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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October 19, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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October 18, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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I am the lawsuit!
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hey dear Fubsy Wubsy, I don't want you to self combust, but your namesake is on here...

@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
THE INCREDIBLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING JOHN MALKOVICH
Insert a movie into another movie:

WITHNAIL & I, ROBOT
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AROUND THE WORLD IN EIGHTY DAYS OF THUNDER
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
K9 has observed ball bearings on the console room ceiling.
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Idea for new series:
BUCK GOTHGERS.

Gothic astronaut awakes in future;
Bemoans the state of clothing, brightness of the sun, availability of Snakebite + Red Witch, starts an underground rebellion against a society that forbids long sleeved black t-shirts and skull rings.
March 28, 2024 at 8:33 PM
"Father! The sleeper has awoken!"
David Lynch's Dune premiered 41 years ago today!
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM