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Tr*mp’s economy is causing a “daddy drought” & the sugar babies are freaking out - Queerty
This might just be the ultimate recession indicator.
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Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Trump has sued over jokes, tweets, interviews, and news articles but not once over any of the countless accusations of child rape. — That silence says everything.
December 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Trump has sued over jokes, tweets, interviews, and news articles but not once over any of the countless accusations of child rape. — That silence says everything.
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SCOTUS just rejected Trump’s illegal deployment of the National Guard in Chicago, confirming what we knew all along - that turning the military on the American people is a disgusting misuse of our armed forces.
We got lucky this time, but our checks and balances remain under immense strain.
We got lucky this time, but our checks and balances remain under immense strain.
NEW: By a 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court blocks Trump’s deployment of the National Guard to Chicago to assist immigration agents. A majority holds that he likely lacks authority to do so. Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch dissent. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
![The Government asked this Court to stay the District Court's order. After the response and reply were filed, JUSTICE BARRETT referred the application to the Court. We directed the parties to file supplemental letter briefs on an issue that the District Court had addressed but the parties' initial briefs had not: the meaning of the term "regular forces" in §12406(3). In its supplemental brief, the Government argues that the term refers to civilian law enforcement officers, such as those employed by Immigration and Customs Enforcement or the Federal Protective Service.
Respondents, echoing the District Court, maintain that the term refers to the regular forces of the United States mili-tary.
We conclude that the term "regular forces" in §12406(3) likely refers to the regular forces of the United States mili-tary. This interpretation means that to call the Guard into active federal service under §12406(3), the President must be "unable" with the regular military "to execute the laws of the United States." Because the statute requires an assessment of the military's ability to execute the laws, it likely applies only where the military could legally execute the laws. Such circumstances are exceptional: Under the Posse Comitatus Act, the military is prohibited from "execut[ing] the laws" "except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress."
18 U. S. C. §1385. So before the President can federalize the Guard under §12406(3), he likely must have statutory or constitutional authority to execute the laws with the regular military and must be "unable" with those forces to perform that function.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6h7b2i6ttw3l4t7pvbvxdith/bafkreiftbhzwvn3vgwhqsi7k2paizvdw4t26ailljvovso3chqupnmj364@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
SCOTUS just rejected Trump’s illegal deployment of the National Guard in Chicago, confirming what we knew all along - that turning the military on the American people is a disgusting misuse of our armed forces.
We got lucky this time, but our checks and balances remain under immense strain.
We got lucky this time, but our checks and balances remain under immense strain.
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Thou shalt boycott CBS (Censorship Broadcast System)
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Thou shalt boycott CBS (Censorship Broadcast System)
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Pam Bondi just released a new batch of Epstein files.
December 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Pam Bondi just released a new batch of Epstein files.
December 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Happy EPSTEIN Files Release Day Eve for all those who celebrate!!! 👍
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December 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Happy EPSTEIN Files Release Day Eve for all those who celebrate!!! 👍
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"Why is everyone SO OBSESSED with the Epstein Files," whined the guy who is in the Epstein Files.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
New York Times columnist David Brooks appears in latest Epstein photos
Brooks, who dismissed Epstein scandal as ‘stupid story’, wrote column expressing lack of interest in developments
www.theguardian.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Why is everyone SO OBSESSED with the Epstein Files," whined the guy who is in the Epstein Files.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Asked why no one outside the state of Washington cares enough about its flooded communities that just lost everything they own right before Christmas, today the nation admitted it just kinda assumed the PNW was always living underwater in some sort of giant puddle like that.
Nation Just Kinda Assumed Pacific Northwest Always Lived in Giant Puddle Like That: tinyurl.com/bdh393s4
December 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Asked why no one outside the state of Washington cares enough about its flooded communities that just lost everything they own right before Christmas, today the nation admitted it just kinda assumed the PNW was always living underwater in some sort of giant puddle like that.
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Lol, what a Trump speech the usual bleh bleh bleh about “Biden’s economy,” zero responsibility taken. Egg prices are magically down 82%, and apparently everything is everyone else’s fault, despite him being president.
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Lol, what a Trump speech the usual bleh bleh bleh about “Biden’s economy,” zero responsibility taken. Egg prices are magically down 82%, and apparently everything is everyone else’s fault, despite him being president.
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December 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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On camera, a 46 year-old real estate developer told a ten year-old child he'd be dating her in 10 years.
That developer was Donald Trump. Release the files.
That developer was Donald Trump. Release the files.
December 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
On camera, a 46 year-old real estate developer told a ten year-old child he'd be dating her in 10 years.
That developer was Donald Trump. Release the files.
That developer was Donald Trump. Release the files.
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how does microsoft word still crash. how is it ever even slow. if pedals in cars worked like this everyone would be dead
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
how does microsoft word still crash. how is it ever even slow. if pedals in cars worked like this everyone would be dead
“Everyone’s making fun of the aliens for having small probes and honestly they’re being treated very unfairly. These were obviously very loose men and women who were abducted.” - President Trump
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December 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Trump is often discussed as one of the worst presidents in modern American history, but it’s important to remember that such a categorization is far too narrow.
Donald J. Trump is one of the worst people in modern American history.
Donald J. Trump is one of the worst people in modern American history.
Trump's Vile Post About Rob Reiner Has Some Republicans Breaking Ranks
President Trump blamed the acclaimed director for his own murder.
gizmodo.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Trump is often discussed as one of the worst presidents in modern American history, but it’s important to remember that such a categorization is far too narrow.
Donald J. Trump is one of the worst people in modern American history.
Donald J. Trump is one of the worst people in modern American history.