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You Ready Grandma

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✅Comedy followed by Founder of The Onion. Props from The Simpsons' 4x Emmy winner Mike Reiss, The Dan Patrick Show & Featured on Queerty by The Daily Show’s Carson Mlnarik. OG PAGE HACKED, 250,000 followers LOST 👵🏻💋❤️ linktr.ee/youreadygrandma

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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 19d

I’M FEATURED ON QUEERTY!❤️

#gaynews #lgbtqiawriters #gaycomedians #gaycomedy #comedywriter #satirist #queerty #lgbtqianews #theonion #satirenews

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Tr*mp’s economy is causing a “daddy drought” & the sugar babies are freaking out - Queerty

This might just be the ultimate recession indicator.

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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 2h

#kristinoem #appearance #iceraids #racism #immigration #wwjd #memes

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Kimmes @real-me.bsky.social · 2h

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onesillyfag @onesillyfag.bsky.social · 1d

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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 12h

#memes #funeral #darkhumor

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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 15h

#grandmamemes #memes #spidermanmemes #comicmemes

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 21h

THREE WAYS TO TAKE ACTION NOW

1. Donate to your local food bank.

2. Collect and distribute to your local community shelter. Check with your local organizations first to see what they need most.

3. Host a give-back drive in your community. Visit NoKings.org/alliance to learn more.

#SNAP

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 1d

Leaked document. Yikes, things are about to get much worse. It looks like we’re on the verge of becoming a military state across the country. Step out of line, and the man come and take you away.

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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 1d

Here’s a grand slam
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Scientists Unsure Why Image of Thick Breadstick Inches From Gaping Donut is 'Way Hotter Than It Should Be'

'I can’t drive past a Dunkin' Donuts or Olive Garden without getting a half-chub.'

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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 1d

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#science #breakingnews #news #foodmemes #memes #satire #youreadygrandma #donuts #breadsticks #MIT #foodporn #OliveGarden #DunkinDonuts

Scientists Unsure Why Image of Thick Breadstick Inches From Gaping Donut is 'Way Hotter Than It Should Be'

'I can’t drive past a Dunkin' Donuts or Olive Garden without getting a half-chub.'

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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 3d

THANK GOODNESS he doesn’t need his strings anymore!

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Trump Reappears Swaying on Thin Strings, Officials Insist ‘All Is Normal’

“The President Has Worn These Fitness Strings Before,” Says Press Secretary

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JeWitch68 @witchywoman68.bsky.social · 3d

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Silly Sally 💙💙💙 @caturday62.bsky.social · 3d

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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 3d

I wish I had money!

You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 3d

Republicans are morally bankrupt

#trumpmemes #Republican #memes #greed #wwjd

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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 4d

Sounds like she's doing well despite her genetics.

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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 4d

Neat. What a time to be alive.

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Pope Warns: "Don’t Put Anything Smaller Than a 5-Cent Coin in Jesus’ Hands"

Cardinal Furious After Pope Adds, 'They’ll Slip Right Through the Nail Holes'

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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 4d

What a time to be alive.

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#popeleo #pope #Jesus #hands #holes #catholic #comedy #church #theonion #agnostic #atheist #memes #religion #satire #News

Pope Warns: "Don’t Put Anything Smaller Than a 5-Cent Coin in Jesus’ Hands"

Cardinal Furious After Pope Adds, 'They’ll Slip Right Through the Nail Holes'

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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 4d

SNAP isn't about "people who don't work." It's about people who don't get paid enough to live.

Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps:

* Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled

* Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages

Marc Lobliner post on X: "Why the hell are we giving food stamps to 40 million people?

Does anyone work anymore?"

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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 4d

#Halloweendecorations #memes #Halloweenmemes #HalloweenCandy

You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 4d

#straightmemes #gaymemes #lgbtqiamemes #gaycomedy #memes

You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 5d

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Interstellar Object Changes Course After Observing Earth

Scientists Receive Morse Code Message With Phrase: “Dirty Planet.”

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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 5d

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#breakingnews #spacenews #interstellar #aliens #spacecraft #morsecode #satire #comedy #science #news #atlas #comet

Interstellar Object Changes Course After Observing Earth

Scientists Receive Morse Code Message With Phrase: “Dirty Planet.”

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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 6d

To the craven "comedians" who are STILL not speaking up: The manager at the Chicago Laugh Factory was arrested by ICE. They filed no charges, he's a US citizen, and his family doesn't know where he is.

They are coming for all of us. Grow a fucking spine and say something while you still can.

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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 6d

Religion really makes things so much worse.

#agnosticmemes #agnostic #atheist #memes #religiousmemes #freethinker #nonbeliever #morality

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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 6d

It’s certainly a theory 🤣
#reincarnation #theory #memes #endangeredspecies #furries #overpopulation