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Josh Fried-turkey-man (Jay Jacobs resign bitch)
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My track record's longer than a DC-20 aircraft

Hug your bros

he/him

Go Blue // Go Birds

Signal: @yoshfriedman.69
Two things can be true at once:

1. James Franklin feels like a great fit at Va Tech and I actually think he'll do well there.

And

2. Removing context, moving from Nashville to State College to Blacksburg suggests the existence of a man doing WAY too much meth
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
So this is my rubber tree Rodney, he was just three leaves and a tiny stalk when I got him, and I'm a little worried that the scale of his lean and his height are gonna topple him. Any suggestions?
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
WSJ is obfuscating (purposely?) Blue Owl, which has nowhere near a trillion dollars in capital, and private credit generally, with AI investing.

The end result is that people will hear "private credit" and think COLOSSAL FAILURE when it's the fucking banks that always blow up violently
WSJ: “.. If the AI market blows up, the blast radius would be wide, hitting not only Wall Street firms, but also pensions, mutual and exchange-traded funds and individual investors, because of how debt is often sliced and resold across the financial landscape.”

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/finance/inve...
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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This is my favorite football team. They are the reigning champion of the NFL, the current one-seed in the NFC, they’ve beaten the Lions, Rams, Bucs, Packers, and Chiefs. Oh also I hate them and they make me want to die.
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Refs were ass all game that doesn't change with them handing this to us on a silver platter with a bullshit DPI call

Having said that go birds.
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Saw someone repost this but, folks, this is literally the liberal position. It doesn't get more liberal.
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Fuckers.
November 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
@athensgrease.bsky.social obviously there's nothing funny about a dude getting shot in midtown, I would like to state that for the record

but the fact it was a Jets player and he ended up at Bellevue...
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I dunno if it's the sleep deprivation or the violent cold and managing a sick toddler and infant but Shug is watching Bluey and they just did the one with the mom's sister coming to visit after 4 years and JEEZ
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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A reminder of what their campaign ads looked like:
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Watching right-wingers suddenly discover that Trump is a bad person is wild
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
@hooverstreetrag.org did you see what KBA's magnificent ladies did to ND today???
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Jesus Christ man
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm not a special teams expert by any stretch but like something has gotta explain the worst regression in the sport, idk if it's him or JB Brown or some combination
Zvada gotta go man the shine is fully off
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Zvada gotta go man the shine is fully off
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I had many ideas about how tonight's game in Hockey Valley might unfold. I was not ready to get on board with a six-goal win for Michigan, but I will gleefully take it.
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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for the nyt defense squad who spent yesterday crying that people were mean to the nyt, you don’t have to rush to their defense. you can just Not Post
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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So tariffs *are* inflationary now.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Harvard really needs to Fire New and Summers
immediately
Interesting email here from Elisa New, Harvard professor and wife to Larry Summers, to Epstein, reflecting on Lolita.

"...it's about a man whose life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl."
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I will take up arms if you dare come for ibuprofen.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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oh look I found another data center AI play with a chart that's going vertical

<I'm sorry
check that>

I'm told it's the chart of ORCL 5 year credit default swaps

heh
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM