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Josh Fried-turkey-man (Jay Jacobs resign bitch)
@yoshfriedman.bsky.social
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My track record's longer than a DC-20 aircraft

Hug your bros

he/him

Go Blue // Go Birds

Signal: @yoshfriedman.69
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
So this is my rubber tree Rodney, he was just three leaves and a tiny stalk when I got him, and I'm a little worried that the scale of his lean and his height are gonna topple him. Any suggestions?
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When Apollo is telling you poor people are getting fucked you know something is going on
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Hell yeah have fun
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Niche
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I MEAN LOOK AT THIS SHIT
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
[cracks knuckles] hell yeah I can finally break out the niche stuff
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This is my very good friend who is running the NYC marathon tomorrow.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Heisman campaign starts today LFG #2Turnt #PaviaForHeisman
October 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Tag yourselves I'm "Spook"
October 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This may be heresy but
October 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Maybe not "forgotten", but
October 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Me rn basically but the pizzas are a jar of hot sauce
October 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
One of these baseball reference screenshots is the playoff record of nominally the greatest pitcher of his generation.

The other is Phillies legend Joe Blanton.
October 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
October 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
October 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
In case you're wondering what a bunch of 30somethings talk about in the group chat

For context he's training for the NYC marathon but this seems inauspicious
October 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It always be two dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy"
September 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
No one, *no one*, has ever said this.

You're welcome motherfuckers
September 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Michigan wins
Iggles win
Dudes rock

Victory lap
September 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Without question the funniest fuckin ratio I've ever seen, platform-invariant
September 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It gives me absolutely zero pleasure to report he fucking nails it here.
September 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
In keeping with their annual September implosion the Mets appropriately scheduled PTSD
September 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM