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Josh Fried-turkey-man (Jay Jacobs resign bitch)
@yoshfriedman.bsky.social
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My track record's longer than a DC-20 aircraft

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Randy Marsh fighting, visibly beaten senseless. I thought this was America
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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So this is my rubber tree Rodney, he was just three leaves and a tiny stalk when I got him, and I'm a little worried that the scale of his lean and his height are gonna topple him. Any suggestions?
A very handsome rubber tree in the foreground with a VERY large fiddle leaf fig behind him
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Lil Wayne's Tha Carter II
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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The poaster and his 5 month old daughter! I'm smiling and she looks like she can't be fuckin bothered because she's her mother's daughter
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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When Apollo is telling you poor people are getting fucked you know something is going on
Apollo Daily Spark line chart showing nominal wage growth from the Atlanta Fed - early in the pandemic and during the early Biden years, lowest wage earners materially outpaced everyone else, and today are by far the lowest growers relative to the rest of the labor population.
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Hell yeah have fun
Smiling mask seething rage meme
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Niche
Zoltan for Space Emperor in the style of Zohran for NYC Mayor Go Blue
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I MEAN LOOK AT THIS SHIT
Sandy Springs City Council 6 General Election SOHQ Last Updated: Nov 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM Precincts reporting: 88% Candidates Party Votes Pct. Andrew Chinsky NPA 3,142 79.7% Tesula Stewart NPA 801 20.3% Total 3,943
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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[cracks knuckles] hell yeah I can finally break out the niche stuff
Winnie the Pooh elegance meme Regular Pooh: IOU Fancy Pooh: PIK
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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This is my very good friend who is running the NYC marathon tomorrow.
Dave I need to go to fuckin bed and this is fucking my shit right up 11:40 pm Dave is running the NYC marathon tomorrow morning
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Heisman campaign starts today LFG #2Turnt #PaviaForHeisman
The poaster in a mirror selfie wearing a Diego Pavia Vandy jersey. Go Dores. My hair looks pretty good today too and it works well with the beard I think
October 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Tag yourselves I'm "Spook"
TH:MWG/SMS/IC F. #2024R00654 UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT EASTERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK •- > UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - against - ERNEST AIELLO, NELSON ALVAREZ, also known as "Spanish G," LOUIS APICELLA, also known as "Lou Ap," AMMAR AWAWDEH, also known as "Flapper Poker" and "Flappy," SAUL BECHER, CHAUNCEY BILLUPS, MATTHEW DADDINO, also known as "Matty" and "The Wrestler," ERIC EARNEST, also known as "Spook," LEE FAMA, JOHN GALLO, MARCO GARZON, THOMAS GELARDO, also known as "Juice," JAMIE GILET, TONY GOODSON, also known as "Black Tony," KENNY HAN, SHANE HENNEN, also known as "Sugar," OSMAN HOTI also known as "Albanian Bruce" and "Big Bruce," HORATIO HU, also known as "H," ZHEN HU, also known as "Jonathan Chan," Jonathan Hu," "Scruli" and "Stanley," JPL:KTF/BLW/DIB F. #2024R00288 UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT EASTERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK - - - X UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - against - ERIC EARNEST, also known as "Spook," MARVES FAIRLEY, also known as "Vez," "Vezino" and "Vezino Locks," SHANE HENNEN, also known as "Sugar," DAMON JONES, also known as "D Jones" and "Dee Jones," DENIRO LASTER, also known as "Niro," "Payso" and "Peso," and TERRY ROZIER, also known as "Scary Terry" and "Chum," Defendants. THE GRAND JURY CHARGES: 1. At all times relevant to ti The Defendants and Relevant I A. The Defendants The defendan of Missouri.
October 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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This may be heresy but
Los Angeles Chargers Flag Powder Blue Color Hex: #0080C6 / RGB: 0, 128, 198 www.flagcolorcodes.com/los-angeles-chargers
October 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Maybe not "forgotten", but
Google search trends over the last 90 days (July 15 - Oct 15) showing a large spike in Charlie Kirk searches around the time he got got and a return to functionally zero within two weeks after that.
October 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Me rn basically but the pizzas are a jar of hot sauce
Donald Glover as Troy Barnes in the Remedial Chaos Theory episode of Community with the Sickos guy superimposed on his head
October 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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One of these baseball reference screenshots is the playoff record of nominally the greatest pitcher of his generation.

The other is Phillies legend Joe Blanton.
Joe Blanton's postseason record: 6 Yrs (11 Series) 32 .600 4.66 NLDS (4 Series) 2 0 1.000 1.72 ALCS (1 Series) 00 0.00 NLCS (4 Series) 0 2 .000 7.71 WS (2 Series) 1 0 1.000 4.50 Clayton Kershaw's postseason record: W/L W L W-L% 12 Yrs (22 Series) 11-11 13 13 .500 NLWC (1 Series) 1-0 1 0 1.000 NLDS (11 Series) 6-5 6 5 .545 NLCS (7 Series) 3-4 3 6 .333 WS (3 Series) 1-2 32 .600
October 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Enrique Hernández (baseball) Puerto Rican baseball player (born 1991) In this Spanish name, the first or paternal surname is Hernández and the second or maternal family name is González. "Kiké Hernández" redirects here; not to be confused with Quique Hernández. Enrique José Hernández González Jr. (born August 24, 1991), nicknamed Kike (/'ki:ke/ KEE-kay), lal is a Puerto Rican professional baseball utility player for the Los Angeles Dodgers of Major League Baseball (MLB). He has also played in MLB for the Houston Astros, Miami Marlins, and Boston Red Sox.
October 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Screenshot from the "Royal Pudding" episode of South Park where the prince rips off the soon-to-be princess's arm as part of the wedding ceremony. As is tradition.
October 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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In case you're wondering what a bunch of 30somethings talk about in the group chat

For context he's training for the NYC marathon but this seems inauspicious
Screenshot from my WhatsApp group chat from my buddy: Anybody know how I can get a quickie cortisone shot? 3:45 PM
October 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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It always be two dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy"
Two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyy (hegseth and trump)
September 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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No one, *no one*, has ever said this.

You're welcome motherfuckers
A large THANK YOU LONG ISLAND sign at the 2025 Ryder Cup at Bethpage Black
September 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Michigan wins
Iggles win
Dudes rock

Victory lap
The poaster holding a Banquet Beer™️ in front of the grill he's about to utilize
September 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Without question the funniest fuckin ratio I've ever seen, platform-invariant
Shadi Hamid One of the biggest mistakes left-of-center pundits and influencers made was decamping to Bluesky. They made themselves irrelevant, shrunk their audiences, and dramatically lessened the positive impact they could have on our public debate at the precise time we needed it most. September 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM Everybody can reply 110 quotes 8 likes 3 saves 240 replies
September 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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It gives me absolutely zero pleasure to report he fucking nails it here.
WASHINGTON - U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz slammed Federal Communications Commission Chairman Brendan Carr for pressuring ABC to pull comedian Jimmy Kimmel off the airwaves, warning fellow Republicans the threats create an "unbelievably dangerous" precedent that could haunt conservatives. The Texas Republican, in a new episode of his podcast released Sept. 19, compared Carr's tactics to those of a mob boss as he denounced the FCC chairman's threats to revoke ABC's television license before the network indefinitely suspended "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" "He says, 'We can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way," Cruz said, referring to Carr. "That's right out of 'Goodfellas.' That's right out a mafioso coming into a bar going, 'Nice bar you have here. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.'''
September 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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In keeping with their annual September implosion the Mets appropriately scheduled PTSD
Screenshot of the Mets September schedule which includes: 4 game series at Philly (THEY GOT SWEPT LOOOOOOOOL) 3 game series vs. Texas 3 game series vs. San Diego And then the team logos just reads P-T-SD
September 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM