golgi knapparatus
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Your air-checkin' cuz.
She/her. Singer/utility/music nerd. 1/2 of DE's premier acoustic dorkrock powerduo @hotbreakfast.bsky.social! Easy to spot. Bad at disc golf. It's either sadness or euphoria. #filtertheair
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She/her. Singer/utility/music nerd. 1/2 of DE's premier acoustic dorkrock powerduo @hotbreakfast.bsky.social! Easy to spot. Bad at disc golf. It's either sadness or euphoria. #filtertheair
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Attention NYC: We made it past the earliest sunset of the year.
No, it's not on the solstice. That's the shortest day, but the earliest sunset is sooner and the latest sunrise is later.
So those of us who, like me, are primarily offended by early sunsets have officially survived rock bottom.
No, it's not on the solstice. That's the shortest day, but the earliest sunset is sooner and the latest sunrise is later.
So those of us who, like me, are primarily offended by early sunsets have officially survived rock bottom.
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Attention NYC: We made it past the earliest sunset of the year.
No, it's not on the solstice. That's the shortest day, but the earliest sunset is sooner and the latest sunrise is later.
So those of us who, like me, are primarily offended by early sunsets have officially survived rock bottom.
No, it's not on the solstice. That's the shortest day, but the earliest sunset is sooner and the latest sunrise is later.
So those of us who, like me, are primarily offended by early sunsets have officially survived rock bottom.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Putin has declared Pussy Riot to be an "Extremist group" so I'm just going to declare them to be "The Greatest Punk Band Ever".
PS. Suck my Punk Rock schlong, Vlad.
youtu.be/P2phn2mt0Jg?...
PS. Suck my Punk Rock schlong, Vlad.
youtu.be/P2phn2mt0Jg?...
Nadya Tolokonnikova & Rachel Maddow / Hidden danger as Trump takes a page from Putin's playbook
YouTube video by Pussy Riot
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Putin has declared Pussy Riot to be an "Extremist group" so I'm just going to declare them to be "The Greatest Punk Band Ever".
PS. Suck my Punk Rock schlong, Vlad.
youtu.be/P2phn2mt0Jg?...
PS. Suck my Punk Rock schlong, Vlad.
youtu.be/P2phn2mt0Jg?...
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The year is running low on Sundays! Funnies away!
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The year is running low on Sundays! Funnies away!
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America. Little SEDANS that should fit four at most but when you open the door 27 clowns spill out. HOW??? They will DUST THEMSELVES OFF as they leave the car. The HORN will make the little eeooh-eeooh sound. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America. Little SEDANS that should fit four at most but when you open the door 27 clowns spill out. HOW??? They will DUST THEMSELVES OFF as they leave the car. The HORN will make the little eeooh-eeooh sound. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
These replies 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
These replies 🤣
When I heard the song "Sexual Healing" for the first time, I sincerely asked my friend "Wait. Is it like if you have a broken arm but then you do it, your arm gets better?" Peak 11 year old logic
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
When I heard the song "Sexual Healing" for the first time, I sincerely asked my friend "Wait. Is it like if you have a broken arm but then you do it, your arm gets better?" Peak 11 year old logic
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This really should be bigger news.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This really should be bigger news.
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I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
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Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
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I said a hip-hop, the hippie, the hippie
To the hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the rockin'
To the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
To the hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the rockin'
To the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I said a hip-hop, the hippie, the hippie
To the hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the rockin'
To the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
To the hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the rockin'
To the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
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New substack from @pauloffit.bsky.social
CDC 1946-2025: R.I.P.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has now weaponized the CDC website to promote his anti-vaccine views⬇️🔗
CDC 1946-2025: R.I.P.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has now weaponized the CDC website to promote his anti-vaccine views⬇️🔗
CDC 1946-2025: R.I.P.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has now weaponized the CDC website to promote his anti-vaccine views
pauloffit.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
New substack from @pauloffit.bsky.social
CDC 1946-2025: R.I.P.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has now weaponized the CDC website to promote his anti-vaccine views⬇️🔗
CDC 1946-2025: R.I.P.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has now weaponized the CDC website to promote his anti-vaccine views⬇️🔗
How do you do the whole "Here, listen to this in your car" in 2025? (Bonus points if it doesn't involve Spotify.)
Sometimes I really miss handing someone a burned CD.
Sometimes I really miss handing someone a burned CD.
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How do you do the whole "Here, listen to this in your car" in 2025? (Bonus points if it doesn't involve Spotify.)
Sometimes I really miss handing someone a burned CD.
Sometimes I really miss handing someone a burned CD.
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NO ONE, EVER: "What I really want is a car that can sense my key and open the trunk whenever I'm within six feet of it."
CAR DESIGNERS: "Oh that's a great idea."
CAR DESIGNERS: "Oh that's a great idea."
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
NO ONE, EVER: "What I really want is a car that can sense my key and open the trunk whenever I'm within six feet of it."
CAR DESIGNERS: "Oh that's a great idea."
CAR DESIGNERS: "Oh that's a great idea."
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It does no harm to the romance of the sunset to know a little about it.
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It does no harm to the romance of the sunset to know a little about it.
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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"What we see, I think, are a bunch of rich guys who have been comically out of touch with normal people for many decades, and more recently have blowtorched their brains into a smoking pile of ash on Elon Musk’s Twitter/X and in various group chats." prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...
America’s Dumbest Billionaires Fail to Stop Zohran Mamdani - The American Prospect
It’s encouraging on many levels: New York City didn’t submit to a campaign of flagrant bigotry from disgraced two-time loser Andrew Cuomo, and Americans, particularly young ones, can still be politica...
prospect.org
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"What we see, I think, are a bunch of rich guys who have been comically out of touch with normal people for many decades, and more recently have blowtorched their brains into a smoking pile of ash on Elon Musk’s Twitter/X and in various group chats." prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...
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This tweet again except that this time they’ve even forgotten about the existence of Pentecost
November 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This tweet again except that this time they’ve even forgotten about the existence of Pentecost
"mound visit"
a cartoon of beavis and butthead laughing with the caption ' heehehehehehe '
Alt: a cartoon of beavis and butthead laughing with the caption ' heehehehehehe '
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"mound visit"
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If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE