XenonNSMB
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Husband, wife, president, dad, gamer. (he/him)
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December 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
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December 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
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Every time a Democrat says "bipartisan" an angel's wings burn off and they fall into a volcano
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Every time a Democrat says "bipartisan" an angel's wings burn off and they fall into a volcano
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Have u ever considered the possibility the reason they hit u with "Gen Z Stare" is you keep saying asinine shit
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Have u ever considered the possibility the reason they hit u with "Gen Z Stare" is you keep saying asinine shit
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A few years ago found a boxcutter in a sink at work that'd been there for months.
Having a flatbed printer designed to print on solid objects and 5 minutes...
Having a flatbed printer designed to print on solid objects and 5 minutes...
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A few years ago found a boxcutter in a sink at work that'd been there for months.
Having a flatbed printer designed to print on solid objects and 5 minutes...
Having a flatbed printer designed to print on solid objects and 5 minutes...
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"ive already come this far, might as well see it to this end" ah yes the Suck Cock Phallusy...
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"ive already come this far, might as well see it to this end" ah yes the Suck Cock Phallusy...
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Everyone's showing their Wrapped here I see, thought I should post mine too
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Everyone's showing their Wrapped here I see, thought I should post mine too
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if you think about it, fujimoto is the ultimate author for teens who purposely seek out the most transgressive media they can find in order to pretend the media abused them
on twitter right now they are speculating that the writer of chainsawman and firepunch may have watched porn at some point
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
if you think about it, fujimoto is the ultimate author for teens who purposely seek out the most transgressive media they can find in order to pretend the media abused them
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This 15 Year Old Fandom Still Serves Discourse The Old Fashioned Way
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This 15 Year Old Fandom Still Serves Discourse The Old Fashioned Way
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November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
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you all know what I think about stuff so I'm going to a parking lot to enjoy the sunset
September 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
you all know what I think about stuff so I'm going to a parking lot to enjoy the sunset
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every three letter agency you can think of is saving the entire atproto firehose
September 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
every three letter agency you can think of is saving the entire atproto firehose
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Video games should not respect time. They should exist entirely perpendicular to the fourth dimension. Video games should be frozen crystals of potential events the player experiences all in one instant. Video games should be written in Haskell so that playing them does not have any side effects
September 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Video games should not respect time. They should exist entirely perpendicular to the fourth dimension. Video games should be frozen crystals of potential events the player experiences all in one instant. Video games should be written in Haskell so that playing them does not have any side effects
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The terms of the settlement aren't known yet but I assume they're going to be the first brick in an edifice of literally all intellectual work being turned into Spotify. An "AI" company charges $$$ for garbled versions of your writing, artwork, or music and you get a check for two cents a quarter
August 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The terms of the settlement aren't known yet but I assume they're going to be the first brick in an edifice of literally all intellectual work being turned into Spotify. An "AI" company charges $$$ for garbled versions of your writing, artwork, or music and you get a check for two cents a quarter
plato talking to the guy the dialogue is named after:
August 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
plato talking to the guy the dialogue is named after:
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Doing a land acknowledgment to Clippy before launching Copilot
August 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Doing a land acknowledgment to Clippy before launching Copilot
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MY PHONE IS IN SECURITY LOCKDOWN MODE I CANT EVEN SEE WHAT IM BUYING BECAUSE SENSITIVE ASSET LOADS AND HTML5 APIS ARE DISABLED TO PROTECT ME FROM NORTH KOREAN HACKERS
August 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
MY PHONE IS IN SECURITY LOCKDOWN MODE I CANT EVEN SEE WHAT IM BUYING BECAUSE SENSITIVE ASSET LOADS AND HTML5 APIS ARE DISABLED TO PROTECT ME FROM NORTH KOREAN HACKERS
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civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
August 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
new anamanaguchi and new moe shop...today is a good day
August 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
new anamanaguchi and new moe shop...today is a good day