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Robert Breedlove (aka Hannibal Montana)
@wrbreedlovecraft.bsky.social
YouTuber, editor/writer for hire
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@robertbreedlovecraft
Currently reading Akkadian literature
"'I got your miracle right here, NERD', saith Teenjus"- the Gospel According to Baby Billy 4:16
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NEW VIDEO: Movies have shaped the legend (and notoriety) of Japan's infamous Yakuza gangs.Though the cinematic yakuza had a long meandering history that goes back further than you think, even before film ever reached the shores of Japan...
youtu.be/fKcvGwahfRY
History of the Yakuza in Film: Disorderly Rogues
YouTube video by W.R. Breedlovecraft
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Rangers couldn't even claim Oklahoma, sad times.
The most viewed Baseball Reference team page in each U.S. state this year!

Which team page had the most views in your state? 🤔

See all the full recap here: info.baseball-reference.com/25-br-mlb-se...
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The spirit of Scott Wampler lives for those with eyes to see.
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The people who didn't catch this series on Patreon are not ready for Wildman
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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A direct link to Tami's GoFundMe is here: www.gofundme.com/f/gofundme-t...

I also highly reccomend her podcast biography/interview with Archive Atlanta here. This was wild to listen to, I got dizzy at all the overwhelming humanity going on: www.archiveatlantapodcast.com/e/tami-roche/
Donate to Tami Roche's GoFundMe, organized by Tami Roche'
I was introduced to a podcaster, Victoria Lemos, who hosts the podcast "Archive Atlanta" and wanted … Tami Roche' needs your support for Tami Roche's GoFundMe
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December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
2025: the year I learned George is neighbors with a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and a legendary burlesque performer
You know how back in the '60's, Russ Meyer would make movies called things like "Journey to The Planet of 1,000 Babes" and "Revenge of the Toxic Buxotic Karate Babes?"

Well, one of those babes lives upstairs from me. And now she's in trouble and needs our help!

youtu.be/rsk6V4mXIBM
GoFundMe Update: The Tami Roché Story
YouTube video by Super Bunnyhop
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December 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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c.j. stroud and azeez al-shaair just stood next to each other on national tv and credited their team’s win to two different gods
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Fuck it, let Dare chip the field goal in
#Texans
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Can't believe Mahomes has more completed passes to Texans than CJ Stroud
December 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
And here we are again...
#Texans
A century of NFL football and you'd think clock management would be pretty formulaic...but coaches still will let the clock run off for 30 minutes FOR NO GODDAMN REASON
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Daww, Taylor and Travis both going through their flop eras together
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Between this and that Stroud scramble/Nico reception, tonight has had some real "neighborhood pickup game"-ass plays
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
As a south Texan, I've talked shit about the overrated hype of Austin breakfast tacos. But today I had vegan bacon, cheese, and tofu taco from the Vegan Nom food truck that legit goes toe-to-toe with the best non-vegan tacos in Corpus Christi, San Antonio, and the Rio Grande Valley. So to ATX I say:
December 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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in the nfl, coaches love those big play types of guys. big time players make big time plays, and they're always on the lookout for those kinds of big play types of guys
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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I'm going to link to the YouTube one this time as well because the adread in this one was really really fun :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0it7...
Games From My Inbox: X
YouTube video by Super Bunnyhop
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Alec is like the final boss of those Progressive "becoming your parents" ads (I mean that as the highest compliment)
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Dude got Raiden's cyborg ninja dialysis from Metal Gear Revengeance
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It's always funny to me 14 years later when people listen to Junkfood Cinema or an interview with Cargill and go "Holy shit, is that Carlyle from Spill?!?"
I saw a Spill reference in the wild here on Bluesky today, and then saw people responding to it, and I gotta tell ya, it's never not gonna be weird to see someone reference some nonsense you did with your friends on the internet 20 years before...
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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The worst part is that there's always one guy among the flock who can't stop also replying all.

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December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I can't think of a professional athlete who's any more nakedly transparent about his inner thoughts than Aaron Rodgers
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Work plays "I Wish It Could be Christmas Everyday"

You're a Black Mirror fan
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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groyper staff writing trump tweets: A Foreign Menace is Sapping The Vitality of Our Great Nation and Contaminating its blood. We Need To Preserve Our Culture, Our Heritage, Our People, and Our Children's Homeland - Remigration Now!

trump writing trump tweets: the immigrants, they Are BAD!
mr president, what
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It wasn't until my current grocery store job that I realized every non-Mariah Carey version of "All I want for Christmas is You" kinda blows
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Reminder
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Saving this post for when the LP runs an "Abolish Ice" platform while the Dems remain meeley-mouthed and placative on fascism
(though yeah, most self-professed "libertarians" have showed their true colors in the past decade)
You either grow out of being a Libertarian when you're 15 or you spend your whole life as an intellectual clown arguing things like

*checks notes*

"Maybe allowing war crimes would be great for the drone strike & missile industries."

Libertarianism NEVER leads to utopia; it ONLY leads to despotism
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM