Robert Breedlove (aka Hannibal Montana)
@wrbreedlovecraft.bsky.social
YouTuber, editor/writer for hire
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@robertbreedlovecraft
Currently reading Akkadian literature
"'I got your miracle right here, NERD', saith Teenjus"- the Gospel According to Baby Billy 4:16
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@robertbreedlovecraft
Currently reading Akkadian literature
"'I got your miracle right here, NERD', saith Teenjus"- the Gospel According to Baby Billy 4:16
As a south Texan, I've talked shit about the overrated hype of Austin breakfast tacos. But today I had vegan bacon, cheese, and tofu taco from the Vegan Nom food truck that legit goes toe-to-toe with the best non-vegan tacos in Corpus Christi, San Antonio, and the Rio Grande Valley. So to ATX I say:
December 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
As a south Texan, I've talked shit about the overrated hype of Austin breakfast tacos. But today I had vegan bacon, cheese, and tofu taco from the Vegan Nom food truck that legit goes toe-to-toe with the best non-vegan tacos in Corpus Christi, San Antonio, and the Rio Grande Valley. So to ATX I say:
I can't think of a professional athlete who's any more nakedly transparent about his inner thoughts than Aaron Rodgers
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I can't think of a professional athlete who's any more nakedly transparent about his inner thoughts than Aaron Rodgers
Work plays "I Wish It Could be Christmas Everyday"
You're a Black Mirror fan
You're a Black Mirror fan
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Work plays "I Wish It Could be Christmas Everyday"
You're a Black Mirror fan
You're a Black Mirror fan
A sign that we need @shadowtodd.bsky.social (and also @alinaisyou.bsky.social!) back on @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A sign that we need @shadowtodd.bsky.social (and also @alinaisyou.bsky.social!) back on @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social
My new favorite series of thumbnails
December 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My new favorite series of thumbnails
And I get it. The cover has a naked woman drawn over with the names of cuts of meat. The commodification of animals and of women *are* analogous to an extent. But I've seen so many non-sex positive feminists who find bedfellows with the Christian right on porn, I can't help but put my guard up
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
And I get it. The cover has a naked woman drawn over with the names of cuts of meat. The commodification of animals and of women *are* analogous to an extent. But I've seen so many non-sex positive feminists who find bedfellows with the Christian right on porn, I can't help but put my guard up
Me at Thanksgiving waiting for someone to comment on my weight loss like
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Me at Thanksgiving waiting for someone to comment on my weight loss like
The girls are fighting
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The girls are fighting
A slide from from his presentation
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
A slide from from his presentation
MST3K and Stanely Kramer combo
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
MST3K and Stanely Kramer combo
Kid: "You don't have to do this, you're a good person"
Ciri:
Ciri:
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Kid: "You don't have to do this, you're a good person"
Ciri:
Ciri:
Too obscure?
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Too obscure?
Flashback to that time I ran an account that posted Archer quotes over scenes from the Witcher
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Flashback to that time I ran an account that posted Archer quotes over scenes from the Witcher
The restaurant I'm at has the game in 4:3 which is making Davis Mills' neck look longer
November 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The restaurant I'm at has the game in 4:3 which is making Davis Mills' neck look longer
Dodgers win back-to-back World Series
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Dodgers win back-to-back World Series
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It's sorta wild that they cast Therica Wilson-Read as Sabrina and in between seasons a popstar named Sabrina who looks just like her blows up
November 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It's sorta wild that they cast Therica Wilson-Read as Sabrina and in between seasons a popstar named Sabrina who looks just like her blows up
This dude is the Ted Cruz of Canada
#WorldSeries
#WorldSeries
November 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This dude is the Ted Cruz of Canada
#WorldSeries
#WorldSeries
The Rats in the show: "We're noble bandits just having fun at the fair!"
The Rats in the books:
The Rats in the books:
October 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The Rats in the show: "We're noble bandits just having fun at the fair!"
The Rats in the books:
The Rats in the books:
Wait a minute
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Wait a minute
EPISODE 3:
UHM...
UHM...
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 AM
EPISODE 3:
UHM...
UHM...
Emyhr finding out that's not really his daughter
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Emyhr finding out that's not really his daughter
Wasn't a fan of Regis' hair in the promo shots, though I *may* be warming up to it. The visual references seems to be a bit of Blacula and Clarence Williams III in Tales from the Hood
October 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Wasn't a fan of Regis' hair in the promo shots, though I *may* be warming up to it. The visual references seems to be a bit of Blacula and Clarence Williams III in Tales from the Hood
That Whataburger ad that just lists off stereotypical Texan things
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
That Whataburger ad that just lists off stereotypical Texan things
At least it's an actual song and not a cynical interpolation of the most popular worship song of all time....but also "We got dust on our Bibles, brand new iPhones"...yeesh. Even the corniest youth pastor would find that chorus kinda hack.
October 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
At least it's an actual song and not a cynical interpolation of the most popular worship song of all time....but also "We got dust on our Bibles, brand new iPhones"...yeesh. Even the corniest youth pastor would find that chorus kinda hack.