Martin Schneider
@wovenstrap.bsky.social
editor of copy:
yale review / harvard up / yale up
princeton up / cornell up / random house
yale school of mgmt / cleveland orchestra
smog veil records / mit press / etc
yale review / harvard up / yale up
princeton up / cornell up / random house
yale school of mgmt / cleveland orchestra
smog veil records / mit press / etc
Pinned
My response to literally every single thing that Trump administration does is: "Christ, what an asshole."
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Public Enemy
Slint
Les Savy Fav
Joe Jackson
A Place to Bury Strangers
Public Enemy
Slint
Les Savy Fav
Joe Jackson
A Place to Bury Strangers
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Pere Ubu
Camper van Beethoven
TMBG
Jazz Butcher Conspiracy
Patti Smith
Pere Ubu
Camper van Beethoven
TMBG
Jazz Butcher Conspiracy
Patti Smith
Lila Downs
Pink Floyd
Flogging Molly
Social Distortion
Nortec Collective
Pink Floyd
Flogging Molly
Social Distortion
Nortec Collective
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Public Enemy
Slint
Les Savy Fav
Joe Jackson
A Place to Bury Strangers
Public Enemy
Slint
Les Savy Fav
Joe Jackson
A Place to Bury Strangers
Stopped in a little before closing time at Colson Patisserie at Industry City today. Super friendly staff there stuck an extra goodie in my bag so I feel honor bound to give them a little free advertising. What a fantastic place.
Colson Patisserie - Park Slope & Industry City
Colson Patisserie serves delicious baked goods, handmade in Brooklyn with love and only the best ingredients available. We offer wholesale as well!
www.colsonpastries.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Stopped in a little before closing time at Colson Patisserie at Industry City today. Super friendly staff there stuck an extra goodie in my bag so I feel honor bound to give them a little free advertising. What a fantastic place.
It's really weird that the president of the United States kicked the most venerated TV news organization in the teeth and installed a partisan blithering idiot as its supervisor.
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 AM
It's really weird that the president of the United States kicked the most venerated TV news organization in the teeth and installed a partisan blithering idiot as its supervisor.
Failed presidency watch
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Failed presidency watch
Having the nameplate of every athlete on a team read UNITY is creepy.
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Having the nameplate of every athlete on a team read UNITY is creepy.
What's that expression....
In a room with some people, if you don't see an Olivia Nuzzi, then the Olivia Nuzzi must be you.
In a room with some people, if you don't see an Olivia Nuzzi, then the Olivia Nuzzi must be you.
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
What's that expression....
In a room with some people, if you don't see an Olivia Nuzzi, then the Olivia Nuzzi must be you.
In a room with some people, if you don't see an Olivia Nuzzi, then the Olivia Nuzzi must be you.
I want Grok to lie down and have me bring it some tea.
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I want Grok to lie down and have me bring it some tea.
Every time I watch the MERCY trailer, the portrait hanging inside Chris Pratt's house ages three weeks.
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Every time I watch the MERCY trailer, the portrait hanging inside Chris Pratt's house ages three weeks.
Will Anderson Jr. is my new favorite football player.
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Will Anderson Jr. is my new favorite football player.
What's going on in the failed presidency of Donald Trump today?
Stupid shenanigans getting the smackdown in federal court, that's what
Stupid shenanigans getting the smackdown in federal court, that's what
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
What's going on in the failed presidency of Donald Trump today?
Stupid shenanigans getting the smackdown in federal court, that's what
Stupid shenanigans getting the smackdown in federal court, that's what
Reposted by Martin Schneider
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
What's the latest in Donald Trump's failed presidency?
The lamest possible position for a would-be fascist is "it would have worked but I was too unpopular."
The lamest possible position for a would-be fascist is "it would have worked but I was too unpopular."
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What's the latest in Donald Trump's failed presidency?
The lamest possible position for a would-be fascist is "it would have worked but I was too unpopular."
The lamest possible position for a would-be fascist is "it would have worked but I was too unpopular."
The Pope is going to attend the Met Gala one of these years, isn't he
People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The Pope is going to attend the Met Gala one of these years, isn't he
Thanksgiving(-ish) resolution:
Flood Bluesky with references to Trump currently experiencing a "failed presidency." That exact phrase. Just once a day, nothing crazy.
I want there to be so many references to this on Bluesky (you can do it too! everybody should!)
Got to prime the media pump.
Flood Bluesky with references to Trump currently experiencing a "failed presidency." That exact phrase. Just once a day, nothing crazy.
I want there to be so many references to this on Bluesky (you can do it too! everybody should!)
Got to prime the media pump.
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Thanksgiving(-ish) resolution:
Flood Bluesky with references to Trump currently experiencing a "failed presidency." That exact phrase. Just once a day, nothing crazy.
I want there to be so many references to this on Bluesky (you can do it too! everybody should!)
Got to prime the media pump.
Flood Bluesky with references to Trump currently experiencing a "failed presidency." That exact phrase. Just once a day, nothing crazy.
I want there to be so many references to this on Bluesky (you can do it too! everybody should!)
Got to prime the media pump.
WELCOME TO AMERICA IN 2025.
WHEN THE BEST MEN DON'T RUN FOR PRESIDENT.
THEY RUN FOR THEIR LIVES.
WHEN THE BEST MEN DON'T RUN FOR PRESIDENT.
THEY RUN FOR THEIR LIVES.
![paperback copy of THE RUNNING MAN by Richard Bachman [Stephen King]
tagline: WELCOME TO AMERICA IN 2015. WHEN THE BEST MEN DON'T RUN FOR PRESIDENT. THEY RUN FOR THEIR LIVES.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sgszeme54zpebup7hdnfzshd/bafkreiese3p6qbongagj3kff5om32sbnws54lp6pskie3vse7sejw2w4ma@jpeg)
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
WELCOME TO AMERICA IN 2025.
WHEN THE BEST MEN DON'T RUN FOR PRESIDENT.
THEY RUN FOR THEIR LIVES.
WHEN THE BEST MEN DON'T RUN FOR PRESIDENT.
THEY RUN FOR THEIR LIVES.
There's a part of me that would like to know how the political system would react if there was solid evidence that Donald Trump had Jeffrey Epstein killed because Epstein could prove that Donald Trump was a pedophile (etc).
What do the Republicans in Congress do? What does the Supreme Court do?
What do the Republicans in Congress do? What does the Supreme Court do?
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
There's a part of me that would like to know how the political system would react if there was solid evidence that Donald Trump had Jeffrey Epstein killed because Epstein could prove that Donald Trump was a pedophile (etc).
What do the Republicans in Congress do? What does the Supreme Court do?
What do the Republicans in Congress do? What does the Supreme Court do?
I enjoyed the non-infringing replacement Cheers theme music there.
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I enjoyed the non-infringing replacement Cheers theme music there.
Really liking the Pats' blueberry sherbet unis
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Really liking the Pats' blueberry sherbet unis
🤔
I think about this 2016 headline all the time
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
🤔
I didn't think it was possible for this to be a thing, but—Pete Davidson, those AI commercials are embarrassing.
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I didn't think it was possible for this to be a thing, but—Pete Davidson, those AI commercials are embarrassing.
Can Get Up/ESPN please get rid of the two idiots who parachute in every Thursday? They are bad.
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Can Get Up/ESPN please get rid of the two idiots who parachute in every Thursday? They are bad.
What's the over/under on Cy Young Awards in the career of Paul Skenes?
Starting the bidding at 3.
Starting the bidding at 3.
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
What's the over/under on Cy Young Awards in the career of Paul Skenes?
Starting the bidding at 3.
Starting the bidding at 3.
Reposted by Martin Schneider
Does anyone know where I can find outtakes of the photo shoot that led to this album cover?
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Does anyone know where I can find outtakes of the photo shoot that led to this album cover?