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I also like Necco Wafers. She/her
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really important discourse you guys are missing on twitter right now
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Heartbreaking. The University of Nebraska will terminate its entire Earth science department.

One of the country's most successful and respected geology & climate programs: gone.

When ideologues & politicians are threatened by the very act of studying climate change, I wonder: who of us is next?
It's over.

Despite the fact that the academic council recommended against it, despite the fact that the program brought in more tuition than it cost, and despite the fact that Nebraskans need & deserve this expertise, Earth & Atmospheric Sciences will be cut.

www.dailynebraskan.com/news/adminis...
BREAKING: ‘This hurts’: UNL eliminates 4 programs despite faculty, student pleas
The University of Nebraska-Lincoln eliminates the Earth and atmospheric sciences 8-0, educational administration 7-1, statistics 7-1, textiles, merchandising and fashion design 7-1 programs.
www.dailynebraskan.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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A grim reminder he has been a benighted presence in American public life for so long a guy who died in 1998 had a firm opinion about him.
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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i retold your joke but worse, please respond
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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i've made so many good posts in my life, why is this four and a half year old tweet the one still popping up on facebook content farms all the time
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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For context, this is more than the entire amount of money Congress gave ICE for mass deportations earlier this year.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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He has also said that COVID vaccination is the same as the Holocaust
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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baby who has only had mushy peas, trying mushy carrots: getting a lot of mushy peas vibes from this…
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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*taps mic*

Ahem

THE US MILITARY IS NOT APOLITICAL, IT IS NONPARTISAN. BY ITS VERY EXISTENCE IT IS POLITICAL.

Please disseminate to the highest levels because they still aren’t getting it

That is all. Carry on.
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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This...should have been two separate emails.
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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some personal news: i have won the first annual jack in the box caldecott award for Posting
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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"these disrespectful and devious females have forced me back to the one place i can sexually harass in relative comfort - my chatgpt window"
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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I named my fists Pro and Se because they are not a good idea and rarely help.
I named my fists Qualified and Immunity because nothing about my life is clearly established
I named my fists Actual and Malice because you're completely going to misunderstand what they do to you
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Gun to my head, if I had to pick a favorite kind of dervish, I’d have to say it was whirling
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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In 2011 I was playing piano and singing background music for a wedding that was filmed for some show on UK Living. I did one song and the producer came over and asked me "not to play any more depressing songs like that..."

The song was Louis Armstrong's What A Wonderful World.
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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I curse the timeline that made this comic relevant again
December 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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He's like inventing Ancient Greek pederasty from first principles
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
September 10, 2023 at 10:44 PM
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TURN DOWN THE CLOWN MUSIC, SIR.
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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"I had a talk with an AI version of you instead."

Torquemada and Jack Ketch collaborating could not have gotten that out of me, man
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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"Trump's Katrina is Coming" is an incredibly ignorant and insulting headline for Puerto Ricans
Trump’s Katrina Is Coming - The American Prospect
The president’s FEMA sabotage has all but guaranteed us more acute disasters in the future.
prospect.org
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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my measured conclusion upon review of the Supreme Court's order reimposing Texas's racially gerrymander is that the only thing the Republican justices hate more than district court judges is people of color voting

ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/texas...
The Supreme Court Wants Republicans to Keep the House In 2026
A federal district court found that Texas Republicans’ redistricting proposal is an illegal racial gerrymander. The conservative justices couldn't care less.
ballsandstrikes.org
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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among many other things, this now completes the loop. it incentivizes people to stage disruptive geopolitical events for pump and dump schemes
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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why is all of their dating advice "make sure the woman knows you're better than her"
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM