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@wokuling.bsky.social
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30+ // agender // neurodiverse // disabled // poly // non-Xian quaker // goalie appreciator // white // they/them #booksky #takewarning "defiant, [...] offensive" -- my mom "a bad influence" -- my FIL tell your pet i said hi Married to @ashodin.com
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 8d
This depression is not AI-Generated. It was fully made by real brains.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 6h
It's not so much a horror as it is a comedy with elements of horror.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 6h
also if you haven't seen it yet, Lisa Frankenstein is a fun spooky-type movie!
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 8h
me waiting for pokemon to come out
a seal is standing on its hind legs in a pool of water .
Alt: a seal is rotating on its hind legs in a pool of water .
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 11h
Got a bird buddy notification that there was a Carolina wren in my feeder, and boy was there! 😅
Extreme close-up of a grumpy looking wren
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Carolina Hurricanes (Bot) @notcanes.bsky.social · 16h
gm to everyone but especially Brandon Bussi
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 15h
gg no re
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Laas 🌸 @whatabossislaas.bsky.social · 1d
“You cannot individually fill the hole of Jacob Slavin” - Tripp’s already in peak #CanesAfterDark form
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 1d
Same. I'm usually in my jammies ready for bed at 11. I got work in the morning.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 1d
somedays i wanna send out a hot political take just for the sake of blocking all the losers that try to argue with me in the replies.

if you're still trying to change minds in a chara-limited platform, after everything, you won't be successful.
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Ash @ashodin.com · 1d
I forgot to post yesterday

Because it was my spouse's birthday

but

I AM NOT CANCEROUS! The biopsy came back with the result of "it's mouth callouses because you do a lot of chewing back there" and they'll continue to monitor it as time goes on.

But it's a huge relief and no further costs. 🎉🎉🎉
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Ash @ashodin.com · 1d
How I see girls online
She is too pretty!
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 2d
KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.”

YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!”

KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 2d
since we're letting podcasters run the FBI now, I'd like to make it known to any future presidents that if you appoint me i will pronounce the "human" in "human trafficking" like Quark from DS9.

there will be no other substantial changes

thank you for your attention to this matter
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ceej @ceej.online · 2d
any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2d
Cuddle and watch over your shoulder while u play FF
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Ash @ashodin.com · 2d
The name's Ash - housewares
My evil dead costume
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2d
Kicks
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 2d
made this at 5am idk
the fall i turned into a withered old crone
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 2d
Opinion | It's time to stop promoting people on the basis of their gender or race.

by Bari Weiss and Clarence Thomas
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onion person @junlper.beer · 2d
the more i think about it, bari weiss running CBS is direct proof there’s not really a meritocracy in any real way under capitalism. the opposite is true in this system, failing upwards is the default the more a country becomes an oligarchy
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 2d
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing? 2? Questions I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up. Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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BOOOOlioraptor, PhD (spooky version) @biblioraptorphd.bsky.social · 2d
Janet saying: Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 2d
this girl Gloria who got into my local newspaper for seeing Titanic 50 times in Rome and who I have remembered since reading about her in 1998
Published March 14, 1998|Updated Sept. 12, 2005 A 12-year-old from Rome, identified only as Gloria, goes to the movies every day. Same time, same place, same movie: Titanic. So far, the girl has seen the hit film about 50 times, leading the pack of Italy's fervent Titanic fans. And she's still not tired of it. She even has cats named Jack and Rose. The young movie buff was discovered by the newspaper La Repubblica. "She comes to the 9 o'clock feature every night," said Giancarlo Malferrari, the owner of the only movie theater in Castelfranco Emilia, a town of 11,000 in central Italy. "And every weekend, she watches two shows in a row." Now the theater has started saving her favorite seat and even letting her in free. Neither he nor La Repubblica used the girl's last name, citing Italy's privacy law. Gloria told La Repubblica it isn't heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio that attracts her, but the character he plays: Jack Dawson, a struggling artist who wins his passage on the Titanic in a poker game. "Jack is cuter than Leo," she said. "And it's for real; it's a true story. That's what makes it so beautiful." Gloria's mother, a cleaning woman who works at night, says she hasn't seen Titanic yet but she's not worried about her daughter's obsession. "She's not doing anything bad," she told the newspaper, adding that Gloria has to do her homework first every night.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 11d
My bday isn't going to be what I'd hoped.

If interested, Azon list: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Fave charity: www.carolinaabortionfund.org/donate
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2d
It's my birf.

I'm in a new demographic now.
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