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@wokuling.bsky.social
30+ // agender // ND // disabled // poly // bi-demi // non-Xian quaker // goalie appreciator // white // they/them
#booksky #takewarning
"defiant, [...] offensive" -- my mom
"a bad influence" -- my FIL
tell your pet i said hi
Married to @ashodin.com
#booksky #takewarning
"defiant, [...] offensive" -- my mom
"a bad influence" -- my FIL
tell your pet i said hi
Married to @ashodin.com
Pinned
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@wokuling.bsky.social
· Oct 7
This depression is not AI-Generated. It was fully made by real brains.
We don't need turn signals where we're going!!
-- People on 401 this morning, probably
-- People on 401 this morning, probably
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
We don't need turn signals where we're going!!
-- People on 401 this morning, probably
-- People on 401 this morning, probably
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Tonight is the night I truly understand Katy Perry and can say with all honesty that I DO finally feel like a plastic bag
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Tonight is the night I truly understand Katy Perry and can say with all honesty that I DO finally feel like a plastic bag
Had to get yet Another payment plan for my busted wrist. This is completely unsustainable.
#FreeLuigi
#FreeLuigi
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Had to get yet Another payment plan for my busted wrist. This is completely unsustainable.
#FreeLuigi
#FreeLuigi
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Mushy time:
Things are... Not great right now in a lot of ways. But there are a lot of people who are genuinely trying to do right with what they have. It may not be a lot, but they try. That's what I'm thankful for.
Things are... Not great right now in a lot of ways. But there are a lot of people who are genuinely trying to do right with what they have. It may not be a lot, but they try. That's what I'm thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Mushy time:
Things are... Not great right now in a lot of ways. But there are a lot of people who are genuinely trying to do right with what they have. It may not be a lot, but they try. That's what I'm thankful for.
Things are... Not great right now in a lot of ways. But there are a lot of people who are genuinely trying to do right with what they have. It may not be a lot, but they try. That's what I'm thankful for.
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Happy Thanksgiving from our herd to yours!
The goat's Thanksgiving feast included these veterinarian-approved foods: mashed turnip, a side of baby food, pears, blueberries, long-shaved carrots, mocktails (muddled beet juice), willow, maple, and evergreen.
The goat's Thanksgiving feast included these veterinarian-approved foods: mashed turnip, a side of baby food, pears, blueberries, long-shaved carrots, mocktails (muddled beet juice), willow, maple, and evergreen.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from our herd to yours!
The goat's Thanksgiving feast included these veterinarian-approved foods: mashed turnip, a side of baby food, pears, blueberries, long-shaved carrots, mocktails (muddled beet juice), willow, maple, and evergreen.
The goat's Thanksgiving feast included these veterinarian-approved foods: mashed turnip, a side of baby food, pears, blueberries, long-shaved carrots, mocktails (muddled beet juice), willow, maple, and evergreen.
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Happy Chompsgiving!
Also my mom bought a TV months ago and has 0 idea how to use it
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Also my mom bought a TV months ago and has 0 idea how to use it
Guess who has a whole pumpkin pie, a tummy ache, and zero regrets
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Guess who has a whole pumpkin pie, a tummy ache, and zero regrets
I wish there was a series that was as quality and as well-done as I thought Jarry Rotter was as kid. That other people were in on too.
I keep getting those ads for the new Audible one and tbqh it makes me mad that so many good actors are in them. Disappointing people.
I keep getting those ads for the new Audible one and tbqh it makes me mad that so many good actors are in them. Disappointing people.
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I wish there was a series that was as quality and as well-done as I thought Jarry Rotter was as kid. That other people were in on too.
I keep getting those ads for the new Audible one and tbqh it makes me mad that so many good actors are in them. Disappointing people.
I keep getting those ads for the new Audible one and tbqh it makes me mad that so many good actors are in them. Disappointing people.
-depression noises-
oh there's a game tonight. yessss lesss goooooo.
oh there's a game tonight. yessss lesss goooooo.
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
-depression noises-
oh there's a game tonight. yessss lesss goooooo.
oh there's a game tonight. yessss lesss goooooo.
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Didn’t think someone could scare the hoes at thanksgiving unless they wore a MAGA hat, but 2025 is a GTA server at this point.
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Didn’t think someone could scare the hoes at thanksgiving unless they wore a MAGA hat, but 2025 is a GTA server at this point.
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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you'd be such a good helper assisting them playing for the other team if they were up for learning how to bat
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
you'd be such a good helper assisting them playing for the other team if they were up for learning how to bat
tfw your hottest, most badass femme friends are straight
a cartoon of snow white laying on the ground with her eyes closed
Alt: a cartoon of snow white laying on the ground with her eyes closed, shoulders heaving from sobs
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
tfw your hottest, most badass femme friends are straight
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Woman at the window, looking out and sighing wistfully. “When will my wife return from the scroll?”
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Woman at the window, looking out and sighing wistfully. “When will my wife return from the scroll?”
Z**topia is cursed for me and my family.
When we went to see it in the theater, we saw the D*sney logo before the fire alarm went off. We stuck it out and then after the movie, we were in a car accident on the way home.
Never again
When we went to see it in the theater, we saw the D*sney logo before the fire alarm went off. We stuck it out and then after the movie, we were in a car accident on the way home.
Never again
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Z**topia is cursed for me and my family.
When we went to see it in the theater, we saw the D*sney logo before the fire alarm went off. We stuck it out and then after the movie, we were in a car accident on the way home.
Never again
When we went to see it in the theater, we saw the D*sney logo before the fire alarm went off. We stuck it out and then after the movie, we were in a car accident on the way home.
Never again
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It's the first ever episode of FLIPPERMIZER!
The world's first Pinball Randomizer Show! It'll be experimental, it'll be chaos, but it'll be FUN! Come join and watch the craziest pinball you've ever seen.
By watching the stream, you accept the consequences.
LIVE NOW!
twitch.tv/ashodin
The world's first Pinball Randomizer Show! It'll be experimental, it'll be chaos, but it'll be FUN! Come join and watch the craziest pinball you've ever seen.
By watching the stream, you accept the consequences.
LIVE NOW!
twitch.tv/ashodin
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It's the first ever episode of FLIPPERMIZER!
The world's first Pinball Randomizer Show! It'll be experimental, it'll be chaos, but it'll be FUN! Come join and watch the craziest pinball you've ever seen.
By watching the stream, you accept the consequences.
LIVE NOW!
twitch.tv/ashodin
The world's first Pinball Randomizer Show! It'll be experimental, it'll be chaos, but it'll be FUN! Come join and watch the craziest pinball you've ever seen.
By watching the stream, you accept the consequences.
LIVE NOW!
twitch.tv/ashodin
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😂😂😂#Legends
Forgot about some of my content from peak Canes Twt days
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
😂😂😂#Legends