🍺 William Ryan
@williamryanpubs.bsky.social
🍺 Sydney, Australia
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How to fix soccer:
1. The field is too big, shrink it.
2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two.
3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid.
4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage.
5. Pawns everywhere.
1. The field is too big, shrink it.
2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two.
3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid.
4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage.
5. Pawns everywhere.
December 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
How to fix soccer:
1. The field is too big, shrink it.
2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two.
3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid.
4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage.
5. Pawns everywhere.
1. The field is too big, shrink it.
2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two.
3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid.
4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage.
5. Pawns everywhere.
Just providing receipts, young David.
Target, Saturday, just gone.
Great catching up, yesterday.
@dontattempt.bsky.social
Target, Saturday, just gone.
Great catching up, yesterday.
@dontattempt.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Just providing receipts, young David.
Target, Saturday, just gone.
Great catching up, yesterday.
@dontattempt.bsky.social
Target, Saturday, just gone.
Great catching up, yesterday.
@dontattempt.bsky.social
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I am definitely in summer mode
One eye on the cricket
The other on the Fires Near Me app…
One eye on the cricket
The other on the Fires Near Me app…
December 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I am definitely in summer mode
One eye on the cricket
The other on the Fires Near Me app…
One eye on the cricket
The other on the Fires Near Me app…
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Geoff Chambers suggesting Frydenberg delivered an "impromptu" speech is about the most ludicrous thing one could ever say about Frydenberg.
December 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Geoff Chambers suggesting Frydenberg delivered an "impromptu" speech is about the most ludicrous thing one could ever say about Frydenberg.
All the Cs:
🏏 Cricket
🍷 Chardonnay
🐕 Canine
🧀 Cheese
🕺🏻 Comrades
💃🏽 sCantily dressed bartenders
🍺 Castle of Glengarry Hotel
🏏 Cricket
🍷 Chardonnay
🐕 Canine
🧀 Cheese
🕺🏻 Comrades
💃🏽 sCantily dressed bartenders
🍺 Castle of Glengarry Hotel
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
All the Cs:
🏏 Cricket
🍷 Chardonnay
🐕 Canine
🧀 Cheese
🕺🏻 Comrades
💃🏽 sCantily dressed bartenders
🍺 Castle of Glengarry Hotel
🏏 Cricket
🍷 Chardonnay
🐕 Canine
🧀 Cheese
🕺🏻 Comrades
💃🏽 sCantily dressed bartenders
🍺 Castle of Glengarry Hotel
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December 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Turfing Frydenberg is one of the best things Victorians have done. It’s been vindicated again by his conduct this week: turning an atrocity into a desperate attempt to revive his political career.
December 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Turfing Frydenberg is one of the best things Victorians have done. It’s been vindicated again by his conduct this week: turning an atrocity into a desperate attempt to revive his political career.
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December 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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A team of marine mammal experts had been trying to find a sea lion with an orange rope wrapped around its neck for a month. They were finally able to catch up to it in Cowichan Bay, Canada.
Team Races Against Time to Save a Tangled Sea Lion in British Columbia
Experts tracked the sea lion, which had a rope around its neck, for over a month before they were able to catch up to it in Cowichan Bay, Canada.
nyti.ms
December 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
A team of marine mammal experts had been trying to find a sea lion with an orange rope wrapped around its neck for a month. They were finally able to catch up to it in Cowichan Bay, Canada.
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Hilarious. The WH had all the Cabinet members simultaneously put out statements supporting Susie Wiles after the Vanity Fair article came out.
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hilarious. The WH had all the Cabinet members simultaneously put out statements supporting Susie Wiles after the Vanity Fair article came out.
‘Crosswords in the Pub’ Christmas Luncheon, yesterday.
We had Tuesday’s LR as an aperitif…
You were missed, mate.
@lrlr.bsky.social @silentknightsk.bsky.social @dontattempt.bsky.social
We had Tuesday’s LR as an aperitif…
You were missed, mate.
@lrlr.bsky.social @silentknightsk.bsky.social @dontattempt.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
‘Crosswords in the Pub’ Christmas Luncheon, yesterday.
We had Tuesday’s LR as an aperitif…
You were missed, mate.
@lrlr.bsky.social @silentknightsk.bsky.social @dontattempt.bsky.social
We had Tuesday’s LR as an aperitif…
You were missed, mate.
@lrlr.bsky.social @silentknightsk.bsky.social @dontattempt.bsky.social
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This is both disgusting and expected.
The Scumbag-in-Chief
The Scumbag-in-Chief
December 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This is both disgusting and expected.
The Scumbag-in-Chief
The Scumbag-in-Chief
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Horrible news about Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele.
Spinal Tap was Reiner's feature film directorial debut, and then he ripped off a stunning run
Spinal Tap was Reiner's feature film directorial debut, and then he ripped off a stunning run
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Horrible news about Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele.
Spinal Tap was Reiner's feature film directorial debut, and then he ripped off a stunning run
Spinal Tap was Reiner's feature film directorial debut, and then he ripped off a stunning run
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The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
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Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.
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Bless the Muslim man who disarmed a terrorist shooter in Australia!
Bless The Muslim Man Who Disarmed a Terrorist Shooter in Australia
So shines a good deed in a weary world.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Bless the Muslim man who disarmed a terrorist shooter in Australia!
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(slipping an undergrad $20 so they can file a complaint and get me a fully paid semester’s leave)
From the Oklahoma U student paper: the school is now saying it will automatically suspend faculty (with pay) in response to student complaints
www.oudaily.com/news/ou-poli...
www.oudaily.com/news/ou-poli...
December 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
(slipping an undergrad $20 so they can file a complaint and get me a fully paid semester’s leave)
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Brittany Higgins: regular bankrupt
Linda Reynolds: morally bankrupt
#BrittanyHiggins #LindaReynolds #IStandWithBrittany #auspol
Linda Reynolds: morally bankrupt
#BrittanyHiggins #LindaReynolds #IStandWithBrittany #auspol
December 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Brittany Higgins: regular bankrupt
Linda Reynolds: morally bankrupt
#BrittanyHiggins #LindaReynolds #IStandWithBrittany #auspol
Linda Reynolds: morally bankrupt
#BrittanyHiggins #LindaReynolds #IStandWithBrittany #auspol
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Let us all be thankful that Linda Reynolds is absolutely nowhere near a position of power anymore.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
Brittany Higgins declared bankrupt by federal court
Former senator Linda Reynolds's bid to have Brittany Higgins declared bankrupt has succeeded in a federal court.
www.abc.net.au
December 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Let us all be thankful that Linda Reynolds is absolutely nowhere near a position of power anymore.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
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My friend makes the best espresso martini’s. We are celebrating her recent and my upcoming birthday. Cheers.
December 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
My friend makes the best espresso martini’s. We are celebrating her recent and my upcoming birthday. Cheers.
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Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
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Lots and lots of threats today.
December 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Lots and lots of threats today.
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"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953