Mack
@wifeguy.org
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Executive ‘producer’ of the @itschristmastown.bsky.social podcast. More ‘shit poster’ than ‘shitposter’. Your favorite Wife Guy’s favorite Wife Guy.
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Mack @wifeguy.org · Jun 12
You can tell a True Wife Guy then by the way he never *tells you* he’s a wife guy. This is really the truest distinction: if you can tell a guy truly loves his wife, then he’s a Wife Guy. If he has to tell you, then he’s a Wife Guy *eye roll*. Anyway, hope this helps 5/5
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Note to self: probably a better idea to do home repairs sober.
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meredithlclark.bsky.social
Kids do stupid things, and then they're supposed to get in trouble and face consequences so they don't do the stupid shit anymore.
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He needs to start a sox podcast
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Trying to live my life in a way that when I die people only have nice things to say about me
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Hell yeah
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Also grateful to have found a pet sitting service with the patience and care to deal with this handful. @wraithmetal.bsky.social and their company has been absolutely invaluable in helping us feel like we can go live our life without worrying about these two while we are away.
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Every day I’m grateful I found two dogs that care for each other like this two do
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I’d say I’m good at good at being sneaky, but I’m about as conspicuous as they come. I may have to move now.
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Every day I’m grateful I found two dogs that care for each other like this two do
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Ordered a salad for lunch and then walked to the place next door and ordered a corn dog: I think this does a good job of illustrating where I am emotionally right now.
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ajeto.bsky.social
back at @lookoutlanding.bsky.social for a day, because eduard bazardo rules. his numbers, pre- and post-change:

xERA: 70th to 77th percentile
Strike%: 43rd to 92nd
K-BB%: 30th to 64th
Zone%: 73rd to…👀
lookoutlanding.bsky.social
The world has gotten to know Eduard Bazardo in these playoffs. But the Mariners’ fiery Venezuelan reliever wasn’t always this guy.

@ajeto.bsky.social is back to tell you how Seattle found its stopper. www.lookoutlanding.com/mlb-postseas...
Eduard Bazardo Has Been a Life Raft
The unheralded Venezuelan mixed up his pitch mix midseason and has become invaluable for the Seattle Mariners.
www.lookoutlanding.com
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Don’t say that too loudly or they’ll never let me back into Takoma Park
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This is exactly why I’m glad my car cannot communicate with me.
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zhandlen.bsky.social
i don't want anyone to get too excited, but i may be working on an essay about Stephen King stuff for the AV Club...

(actually please get excited, i'm really thrilled to get a chance to do this again and i like praise.)
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Luckily they don’t taste that way, but they taste _just_ off enough to create an uncanny valley effect that I find entirely off putting. Meanwhile they’re everyone in DC’s favorite donut, so what do I know.
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I’m sorry, but I refuse to recognize a ‘vegan donut’ as an actual donut. What you have produced is an abomination.
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pjsauer.bsky.social
10/15/15, Howard Unruh’s “Walk of Death” story @smithsonianmag.bsky.social. Labor Day 1949, he murders 13, including a 6-year old. 2018, an escapee’s granddaughter survives Parkland.

I’ve forgotten a million words but this one haunts me. We’ve done nothing.

www.smithsonianmag.com/history/stor...
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entsocamerica.bsky.social
Thinner than a human hair, dragonfly wings are highly durable, w/ antimicrobial, water-resistant, and anti-reflective properties and more. In a new study, researchers examine a variety of chemical and structural qualities of dragonfly wings to seek inspiration for human technical innovation.
Dragonfly Wings: Marvels of Strength, Durability
A group of researchers examine a variety of chemical and structural qualities of dragonfly wings to seek inspiration for human technical innovation.
entomologytoday.org
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kleinman.bsky.social
Oh, you think this grimy, amoral social climber doesn't deserve a prestige journalism job that should go to someone who isn't dead inside instead? Guess what, you did a slut shaming. You did a sexism. You need to log off and Do The Work.
bradmossesq.bsky.social
Everyone in my feed is shitting on Nuzzi. Meanwhile, the other person in the saga is now destroying the medical community and endangering public health.

But let’s slut shame Nuzzi.
oliverdarcy.bsky.social
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
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erictime.bsky.social
I am going to throw so many copies of these books into the trash at various Targets, Meijers, and WalsMart.
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While watching Home Turf on Hallmark Channel my wife told me she used to buy curry from a market featured in a scene (it was filmed in part in Salt Lake City), so I now have an official—tangential—connection to the Hallmark Movie Extended Universe.