Mack
@wifeguy.org
Longest running executive ‘producer’ in @itschristmastown.bsky.social podcast history. Aspiring data science guy. More ‘shit poster’ than ‘shitposter’. Your favorite Wife Guy’s favorite Wife Guy.
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Mack
@wifeguy.org
· Jun 12
You can tell a True Wife Guy then by the way he never *tells you* he’s a wife guy. This is really the truest distinction: if you can tell a guy truly loves his wife, then he’s a Wife Guy. If he has to tell you, then he’s a Wife Guy *eye roll*. Anyway, hope this helps 5/5
Thinking of you @itschristmastown.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Thinking of you @itschristmastown.bsky.social
Thinking of asking @snowden.st to have a quick zoom coffee with me to help me prepare for a Christmas week spent with my father in law and his absolutely dog shit politics on gender and race
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Thinking of asking @snowden.st to have a quick zoom coffee with me to help me prepare for a Christmas week spent with my father in law and his absolutely dog shit politics on gender and race
I’m just going to say it: the state of Maine deserves a professional sports team.
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’m just going to say it: the state of Maine deserves a professional sports team.
Met a child last weekend that called me a giant, and frankly: I’m not mad at it
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Met a child last weekend that called me a giant, and frankly: I’m not mad at it
Hello, my name is Mack, and I’m a Recovering the Satellites Guy
Not a firm rule, but many of God’s best posters keep one hand firmly ahold of the Counting Crows discography, maybe you should check them out again.
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Hello, my name is Mack, and I’m a Recovering the Satellites Guy
My wife watched my data science ethics presentation and didn’t hate it, so hell yeah!
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My wife watched my data science ethics presentation and didn’t hate it, so hell yeah!
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It's maddening that it's considered smart politics to meekly mumble these idiotic slogans in response to being called Socialist instead of saying "Yeah asshole it's good when people have enough to live on and it's bad when billionaire sociopaths abuse us all"
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It's maddening that it's considered smart politics to meekly mumble these idiotic slogans in response to being called Socialist instead of saying "Yeah asshole it's good when people have enough to live on and it's bad when billionaire sociopaths abuse us all"
I respect the hustle of this scammer asking me about going to a BBQ when it’s 40 degrees out and raining.
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I respect the hustle of this scammer asking me about going to a BBQ when it’s 40 degrees out and raining.
Many are saying this
Also, great to hear @wifeguy.org on the show.
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Many are saying this
People losing their gd minds over a college football coach that tops out at ‘perfectly fine’. Get it together, y’all.
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
People losing their gd minds over a college football coach that tops out at ‘perfectly fine’. Get it together, y’all.
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Margot Robie is too old, Jacob Elordi is too white, but this trailer does harken back to a contemporary review of Wuthering Heights that compares it to a satanic dream caused by eating too much cheese
Sorry if you’ve all covered this already but I just saw this and I can’t believe it. This is crazy? This is crazy.
youtu.be/lH-8Kx_ktn4?...
youtu.be/lH-8Kx_ktn4?...
“Wuthering Heights” | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Warner Bros.
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Margot Robie is too old, Jacob Elordi is too white, but this trailer does harken back to a contemporary review of Wuthering Heights that compares it to a satanic dream caused by eating too much cheese
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Nobody does "booty had me like" posts anymore. And I think that's really sad.
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Nobody does "booty had me like" posts anymore. And I think that's really sad.
Lane Kiffin is a strumpet
Report: Lane Kiffin wants to finish the season at Ole Miss before leaving for LSU.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Lane Kiffin is a strumpet
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Every time I hear about how well Mike Vrabel is doing.
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Every time I hear about how well Mike Vrabel is doing.
Checking the Epstein flight logs to see if Duolingo guy is on them
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Checking the Epstein flight logs to see if Duolingo guy is on them
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Been thinking about this all day. It's not 100% my experience, but very close to it. Especially the parts about not trying to dunk on students but wanting to communicate how dire it feels, and too often. The constant simplifying, the re-explaining directions. It's wildly disorienting
This is not a "students today" post--it's more "this is a new form of dysfunction" that doesn't look exactly like it's been in previous decades. It's more than just "first-year chaos." It's an across-the-board inability to process instructions, engage with longer texts, and *connect* with others.
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Been thinking about this all day. It's not 100% my experience, but very close to it. Especially the parts about not trying to dunk on students but wanting to communicate how dire it feels, and too often. The constant simplifying, the re-explaining directions. It's wildly disorienting
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Yes, as a leftist I too live in a digital echo chamber and information bubble.
But I didn't get on social media to argue with strangers. I'm from the generation that peacefully visited each others' farms to help out.
But I didn't get on social media to argue with strangers. I'm from the generation that peacefully visited each others' farms to help out.
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Yes, as a leftist I too live in a digital echo chamber and information bubble.
But I didn't get on social media to argue with strangers. I'm from the generation that peacefully visited each others' farms to help out.
But I didn't get on social media to argue with strangers. I'm from the generation that peacefully visited each others' farms to help out.
This article is going to get a lot of guys who mistake ‘being the one who cleans’ for ‘loves to clean’ in a lot of trouble.
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This article is going to get a lot of guys who mistake ‘being the one who cleans’ for ‘loves to clean’ in a lot of trouble.
This idea that just because I like an artist I’ll be interested in them doing a ‘DJ set’ is like assuming because I like a poster I’d be interested in them doing my taxes.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This idea that just because I like an artist I’ll be interested in them doing a ‘DJ set’ is like assuming because I like a poster I’d be interested in them doing my taxes.
Proud that while I haven’t exactly gotten my wife hallmark-pilled, she will kindly sit and mildly enjoy the occasional hallmark movie, and this, I feel, is a sort of victory.
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Proud that while I haven’t exactly gotten my wife hallmark-pilled, she will kindly sit and mildly enjoy the occasional hallmark movie, and this, I feel, is a sort of victory.
Barely keeping my eyes open isn’t beating the ‘up way past my bedtime’ allegations.
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Barely keeping my eyes open isn’t beating the ‘up way past my bedtime’ allegations.
There used to be a time when everyone’s posting about college football would have made sense to me, but now I’ve reached the age where people reacting to Texas A&M makes as much as some tween shouting 6-7 at me. I got old quick.
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 AM
There used to be a time when everyone’s posting about college football would have made sense to me, but now I’ve reached the age where people reacting to Texas A&M makes as much as some tween shouting 6-7 at me. I got old quick.