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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version)
@whyaduck.bsky.social
1.4K followers 520 following 12K posts
He/Him. Mostly harmless old guy, with a penchant for dad jokes and shitposting. Can be a sweary mcswearface. Slava Ukraini. No Kings. PFP: Me. England. Giant Horse Head Banner: #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · Oct 14
FAPs (Frequently Asked Petes):

Q: You don’t follow me, why did you like or comment on my post?

A: Because I came across your post on What’s Hot Classic or in a reply to someone I follow and thought it was worth interacting with.

Q: Is this a bit?

A: I’m not sure.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 1h
Big pleather fetish.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 2h
Attacking an OPEC country is a great way to keep gas prices low.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 2h
There are several Dr. Acula accounts already. Time to break out the garlic.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 2h
The fleeting few seconds before Teams connects are blissful.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 2h
Xtianity ended child sacrifice and MAGA brought it back.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 3h
Halloween, the day when no kids show up because a) long driveway and b) low house density.

Trying not to take the ominous nature of the day seriously. Couple of big events in my family today so just going to pretend it’s just a Friday.

But hey, bought a new tractor yesterday before tariffs.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 3h
Oh he’s a terrible human being. Even if Red Sox, but I give credit for that to Johnny Damon and Bill Buckner.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 3h
But his video game was pretty good. Ok ok. He screwed over the state of Rhode Island over that but still.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 3h
That’s what the spare key stored in the little magnetic box under the grill is for.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 3h
Her mom is a professor at UCSD who’s been recognized for her DEI efforts.

Family get together a must be fun.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 3h
Usha’s mom must be so proud.
Lakshmi N. Chilukuri (1961) is an Indian-American microbiologist, educator, and academic administrator. She is the Provost of Sixth College!" and a Teaching Professor in the Division of Biological Sciences at the University of California, San Diego. 21[3] Chilukuri is recognized for her contributions to undergraduate biology education, her leadership in diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) initiatives, and her curriculum development. 4115]
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 3h
That O’Lantern guy is jacked.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 3h
I’m slightly embarrassed that it took me a while to realize that the server at Chili’s was wearing a Sims costume.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 3h
Faine is tricksy.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 15h
Alright. I’m in. Subscription started.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 15h
Yeah, but the smoking.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 16h
Ah. Yes. We thank you for your service monitoring these freaks.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 16h
Well now 🎶Don’t go chasin’ waterfalls🎶is in my head.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 16h
Another blocked post. I love this system.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 16h
Wait. Were they caught at a Coldplay concert?
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 16h
You must never post again.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 16h
Here ya go.
Sealant
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 16h
Mmmmm. Mall chicken.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 16h
Any film with Jon Polito in it is not to be fucked with. And the soundtrack was perfect.
Jon Polito
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 16h
That joke is too good for the Unknown Comic.
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