Pete 🦆
@whyaduck.bsky.social
He/Him.
Mostly harmless old guy, with a penchant for dad jokes and shitposting. Can be a sweary mcswearface. Slava Ukraini. No Kings.
PFP: Me on top of Arthur’s Seat.
Banner: #TransRightsAreHumanRights
Mostly harmless old guy, with a penchant for dad jokes and shitposting. Can be a sweary mcswearface. Slava Ukraini. No Kings.
PFP: Me on top of Arthur’s Seat.
Banner: #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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Pete 🦆
@whyaduck.bsky.social
· Oct 14
FAPs (Frequently Asked Petes):
Q: You don’t follow me, why did you like or comment on my post?
A: Because I came across your post on What’s Hot Classic or in a reply to someone I follow and thought it was worth interacting with.
Q: Is this a bit?
A: I’m not sure.
Q: You don’t follow me, why did you like or comment on my post?
A: Because I came across your post on What’s Hot Classic or in a reply to someone I follow and thought it was worth interacting with.
Q: Is this a bit?
A: I’m not sure.
No, I’ll cook.
(I’m a simple man)
(I’m a simple man)
December 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
No, I’ll cook.
(I’m a simple man)
(I’m a simple man)
Ok. But finding out from Heathcliff would be pretty funny.
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Ok. But finding out from Heathcliff would be pretty funny.
There are many, but in reality my phone will blow up within seconds of the touchdown signal.
But finding out from a dank @britculpsapp.bsky.social meme would be pretty great. I’m assuming she has several staged for just such a celebration.
But finding out from a dank @britculpsapp.bsky.social meme would be pretty great. I’m assuming she has several staged for just such a celebration.
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
There are many, but in reality my phone will blow up within seconds of the touchdown signal.
But finding out from a dank @britculpsapp.bsky.social meme would be pretty great. I’m assuming she has several staged for just such a celebration.
But finding out from a dank @britculpsapp.bsky.social meme would be pretty great. I’m assuming she has several staged for just such a celebration.
I have become my mom and now check the local obituaries every morning. But to do so requires so many pop-up ad and request for follow closures.
It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I have become my mom and now check the local obituaries every morning. But to do so requires so many pop-up ad and request for follow closures.
Years ago I would’ve guessed that Sally Struthers would get the All in the Family tontine, but for it to happen like this is beyond horrific.
December 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Years ago I would’ve guessed that Sally Struthers would get the All in the Family tontine, but for it to happen like this is beyond horrific.
Just finished listening to @wilwheaton.net on the 500 podcast talking about Marquee Moon and I just want to give him a supportive hug for reasons past and horrifyingly present.
December 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Just finished listening to @wilwheaton.net on the 500 podcast talking about Marquee Moon and I just want to give him a supportive hug for reasons past and horrifyingly present.
Babylon 5 fans nod in Vorlon.
I disagree! start with any of them you'll be fine, the lore is inconsequential and regularly made up in the spot
December 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Babylon 5 fans nod in Vorlon.
Was out to dinner once and Everlasting Love was playing in the background. My dinner companion was sure the chorus was “Last Meatloaf.”
Carl Carlton, the singer-songwriter best known for hits "Everlasting Love" and "She's a Bad Mama Jama," has died, his son announced
December 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Was out to dinner once and Everlasting Love was playing in the background. My dinner companion was sure the chorus was “Last Meatloaf.”
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Whatever happened with this Rob Reiner thing, we are not ready for it
December 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Whatever happened with this Rob Reiner thing, we are not ready for it
Just realized that tomorrow will be 40 years since my old man died. I should feel something but … nothing.
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Just realized that tomorrow will be 40 years since my old man died. I should feel something but … nothing.
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This certainly beats CT weather.
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This certainly beats CT weather.
My company has an AI council.
I’m pretty sure it’s a group of humans who have to vet any AI uses.
But still.
I’m pretty sure it’s a group of humans who have to vet any AI uses.
But still.
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My company has an AI council.
I’m pretty sure it’s a group of humans who have to vet any AI uses.
But still.
I’m pretty sure it’s a group of humans who have to vet any AI uses.
But still.
Short hair pros: I can go days without showering.
Short hair cons: I can go days without showering.
Short hair cons: I can go days without showering.
December 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Short hair pros: I can go days without showering.
Short hair cons: I can go days without showering.
Short hair cons: I can go days without showering.
I hate those days when I almost earn my paycheck.
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I hate those days when I almost earn my paycheck.
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Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
Reposted by Pete 🦆
I am very fortunate to live in the Twin Cities where a wide variety of cultures, including the large Somali community, make this such a fascinating and beautiful place to be.
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I am very fortunate to live in the Twin Cities where a wide variety of cultures, including the large Somali community, make this such a fascinating and beautiful place to be.
The 70’s were a weird time. It was fairly normal for a cabbie to ask their fare “where you going to my lady blue?”
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The 70’s were a weird time. It was fairly normal for a cabbie to ask their fare “where you going to my lady blue?”
Time for the semimonthly “go fuck yourself” to anyone who couldn’t be bothered to vote in 2024.
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Time for the semimonthly “go fuck yourself” to anyone who couldn’t be bothered to vote in 2024.
Gravy soup was a success. Thinned out the gravy with equal parts chicken broth and water then cooked some orzo in it. Season with salt, pepper, and lemon juice. No notes.
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Gravy soup was a success. Thinned out the gravy with equal parts chicken broth and water then cooked some orzo in it. Season with salt, pepper, and lemon juice. No notes.
The joys of living in CT.
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The joys of living in CT.
Gravy is just concentrated soup right?
Idea for tomorrow.
Idea for tomorrow.
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Gravy is just concentrated soup right?
Idea for tomorrow.
Idea for tomorrow.
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
President Trump’s MRI were the most epic tests ever. Doctors cried. “Sir, your arteries make us weep with joy.”
a man in a denim vest is standing in a kitchen and says signed epstein 's mother
Alt: a man in a denim vest is standing in a kitchen and says signed epstein 's mother
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
President Trump’s MRI were the most epic tests ever. Doctors cried. “Sir, your arteries make us weep with joy.”