Pete 🦆
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whyaduck.bsky.social
Pete 🦆
@whyaduck.bsky.social
He/Him.

Mostly harmless old guy, with a penchant for dad jokes and shitposting. Can be a sweary mcswearface. Slava Ukraini. No Kings.

PFP: Me on top of Arthur’s Seat.

Banner: #TransRightsAreHumanRights
I could do terrible things to a Kringle right about now.
December 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
No, I’ll cook.

(I’m a simple man)
December 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This certainly beats CT weather.
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Transmission problems? Have you tried chewing on it?
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The joys of living in CT.
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Every time I see this sign over the customer service desk I smile. They get the order of priorities right.
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only.
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I’m at the stage of cooking thanksgiving dinner where I wonder why I’m doing all this for two people. My back - not happy. But still.
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Aldi knows what it’s doing with these measuring cups. Although guys would probably lose the smaller ones.
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Finally found the perfect home. Ted Danson be praised. @beefanddairy.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
He thanks you.
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
That’s a hell of a correction.
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Horse banquet drip.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I felt worse learning that Bronson Pinchot fell onto a concrete walkway and bruised his face.
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Pupper is out of surgery and doing well. Commence breathing again.
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Biggypop is one of the only reasons to still have Insta.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Is he making medals for himself now?
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Quite.
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It’s 7:30. Time for turtles.
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Oh lordy. It does not get better.
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Quality post on my red town’s FB page.
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
drop something green
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM