Pete 🦆
@whyaduck.bsky.social
He/Him.
Mostly harmless old guy, with a penchant for dad jokes and shitposting. Can be a sweary mcswearface. Slava Ukraini. No Kings.
PFP: Me on top of Arthur’s Seat.
Banner: #TransRightsAreHumanRights
Mostly harmless old guy, with a penchant for dad jokes and shitposting. Can be a sweary mcswearface. Slava Ukraini. No Kings.
PFP: Me on top of Arthur’s Seat.
Banner: #TransRightsAreHumanRights
The “Take Our Country Back” crowd never had a good answer for “From whom?”
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The “Take Our Country Back” crowd never had a good answer for “From whom?”
HC Anderson
a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove has a very angry look on his face
Alt: a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove has a very angry look on his face
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
HC Anderson
Looks more like a Scorpio to me
December 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Looks more like a Scorpio to me
Mount Olympus
a man in a superhero costume stands in front of a crowd of people
Alt: a man in a superhero costume stands in front of a crowd of people
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December 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Mount Olympus
Uranus.
a man on a beach says sorry it had to be done netflix
Alt: a man on a beach says sorry it had to be done netflix
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Uranus.
So you’re ok with a morning call during September?
December 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
So you’re ok with a morning call during September?
🎶in the gravy,
yes you can add it to some peas
In the gravy,
you can eat some with some bees🎶
yes you can add it to some peas
In the gravy,
you can eat some with some bees🎶
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
🎶in the gravy,
yes you can add it to some peas
In the gravy,
you can eat some with some bees🎶
yes you can add it to some peas
In the gravy,
you can eat some with some bees🎶
There are places wax should never tread.
December 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
There are places wax should never tread.
They’re more sleeping bags than blankets. But a pizza roll would make a great pillow.
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
They’re more sleeping bags than blankets. But a pizza roll would make a great pillow.
Yours tears off like that? Thought I was the only one.
December 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Yours tears off like that? Thought I was the only one.
We used to have cans of that in our pantry. So good.
December 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
We used to have cans of that in our pantry. So good.
Truth is frequently not funny. See 2016-2020 and 2024-present.
Humor is forever.
Humor is forever.
December 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Truth is frequently not funny. See 2016-2020 and 2024-present.
Humor is forever.
Humor is forever.
You did not let us down. You buoyed us up.
December 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
You did not let us down. You buoyed us up.
POSIWID is one of my favorite acronyms.
December 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
POSIWID is one of my favorite acronyms.
True. But we like dickin’ around.
December 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
True. But we like dickin’ around.
I am workshopping so much ill.
December 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I am workshopping so much ill.
You don’t gotta play the game. The game is rigged.
All these supposed Jesus people keep forgetting the “love one other as I have loved you” part of his most be important commandment.
All these supposed Jesus people keep forgetting the “love one other as I have loved you” part of his most be important commandment.
December 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
You don’t gotta play the game. The game is rigged.
All these supposed Jesus people keep forgetting the “love one other as I have loved you” part of his most be important commandment.
All these supposed Jesus people keep forgetting the “love one other as I have loved you” part of his most be important commandment.
I’m glad that Nim Chimpsky isn’t around to see this.
December 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’m glad that Nim Chimpsky isn’t around to see this.
The calls are coming from inside the house.
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The calls are coming from inside the house.