WhoAreYouPerson
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WhoAreYouPerson
@whoareyouperson.bsky.social
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just a lil guy wandering through the depths of this digital hellscape ask me about network engineering or rust or minecraft
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uh oh, did your widdle cloud stop working? did your precious enterprise-wide SaaS cloud interrupt your business operations through no fault of your own?
on-premise servers don't look so antiquated now do they?
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hey baby you can call me us east 1 because i will go down on you like crazy but also in a disappointing way
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Is okay to say "doggie" instead of "dog". you don't have to be joyless as an adult.
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people get entire phds in figuring out how to have a gimbal not do this
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Have you guys seen the new Webkinz releases? I'm down bad for the Chihuahua and Calico 🤩
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Squirrels and mushrooms for this matcha bowl set 🐿️🍄
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we already have software that can make excel files it's called microsoft excel
im gonna go shower brb
got mad at this again. let me have a simple way to have all these peripherals battery/etc metrics graphed over time. please.

fuck logi options+
fuck hyperx ingenuity
librehardwaremonitor is fine but wheres the graphing daemon

are there TSDBs that differentiate persistent load vs spikes vs ..?
got mad at this again. let me have a simple way to have all these peripherals battery/etc metrics graphed over time. please.

fuck logi options+
fuck hyperx ingenuity
librehardwaremonitor is fine but wheres the graphing daemon

are there TSDBs that differentiate persistent load vs spikes vs ..?
nvm i figured out how to deploy a sword at his ass from a distance
hes my pet now ig. just shooting darts at me while im trying to work. i'll figure out a way to eliminate him eventually. sweet berries.
what the hell is a warden
loving new minecraft modpacks after a hiatus (whats all this Create stuff... idk but im trying the Liminal Industries pack) but damn it just doesn't hit the same when singleplayer

anyway if anyone knows a good server to play on or if you want a game buddy lmk
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if you've never roleplayed a modem on the internet have you even lived

(although most of the time i used to pretend to be the hayes side of a modem. not the pstn one)
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Your porn video buffering is a form of edging
going though your steam library instead of playing a game is form of edging
scrolling through social media when you need to go to the gym is a form of edging
idk what a monad is and i dont think i want to know
made the mistake of being QRT'able by an account with a large following
loving new minecraft modpacks after a hiatus (whats all this Create stuff... idk but im trying the Liminal Industries pack) but damn it just doesn't hit the same when singleplayer

anyway if anyone knows a good server to play on or if you want a game buddy lmk
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no no, you see "worse graphics by people paid more to work less" doesn't apply to pokemon, because pokemon needs to make me feel like i'm 12 for the rest of my life and i keep becoming harder and harder to impress!
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C is object oriented where all functions act on the global object