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The tush push is a modern art piece meant to demonstrate that officiating - and thus, law itself - is an ephemeral human creation no stronger or more meaningful than the daydreams of an idiot
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The tush push is a modern art piece meant to demonstrate that officiating - and thus, law itself - is an ephemeral human creation no stronger or more meaningful than the daydreams of an idiot
Medium famous is generous
In Richmond we dare to ask "what if all the small businesses were run by goths or guys in medium famous metal bands?"
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Medium famous is generous
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Yeah I've said this before but I didn't quit Twitter out of some great sense of Purpose; I quit because the user experience fucking sucked
Why do these losers not understand people just post to have fun and not as part of some great "debate" for a political project?
September 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Yeah I've said this before but I didn't quit Twitter out of some great sense of Purpose; I quit because the user experience fucking sucked
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The Ravens have now lost 8 games since the 2021 season in which they, at one point, had a win probability of at least 90%.
That's three more than the next closest team.
That's three more than the next closest team.
September 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The Ravens have now lost 8 games since the 2021 season in which they, at one point, had a win probability of at least 90%.
That's three more than the next closest team.
That's three more than the next closest team.
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I might regret posting this tomorrow but....Harbaugh?
The Ravens have now lost 8 games since the 2021 season in which they, at one point, had a win probability of at least 90%.
That's three more than the next closest team.
That's three more than the next closest team.
September 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I might regret posting this tomorrow but....Harbaugh?
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John Harbaugh has blown 17 double-digit, second-half leads.
That’s the most by any coach since at least 1991.
H/T JoshDubowAP/X
That’s the most by any coach since at least 1991.
H/T JoshDubowAP/X
September 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
John Harbaugh has blown 17 double-digit, second-half leads.
That’s the most by any coach since at least 1991.
H/T JoshDubowAP/X
That’s the most by any coach since at least 1991.
H/T JoshDubowAP/X
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Ravens should trade for Jim Harbaugh
September 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Ravens should trade for Jim Harbaugh
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Imagine the kind of guy who could tackle Lamar Jackson by himself. Now imagine the kind of guy who could tackle Derrick Henry by himself. They are very different guys. Unless they are Venom
September 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Imagine the kind of guy who could tackle Lamar Jackson by himself. Now imagine the kind of guy who could tackle Derrick Henry by himself. They are very different guys. Unless they are Venom
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kyle van noy getting that lateral
September 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
kyle van noy getting that lateral
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Ethic cleansing & genocide on a massive scale, but the “director of Rapid Response” for the losing campaign that repeatedly refused to engage with communities advocating for a better outcome on this very issue is trying to get a dunk in.
May 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Ethic cleansing & genocide on a massive scale, but the “director of Rapid Response” for the losing campaign that repeatedly refused to engage with communities advocating for a better outcome on this very issue is trying to get a dunk in.
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i saw lot of people making fun of dan for this, but its honestly real as hell and a level of introspection sports media desperately needs if it’s going to get back to being a more coherent entity
"I am embarrassed looking back at the last three years… I want to look in the mirror and be disgusted by myself.”
Dan Le Batard embarrassed by role in Tyreek Hill's image rehab
Dan Le Batard expressed regret over helping Miami Dolphins wide receiver Tyreek Hill rehabilitate his image.
dlvr.it
April 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i saw lot of people making fun of dan for this, but its honestly real as hell and a level of introspection sports media desperately needs if it’s going to get back to being a more coherent entity
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it's wild that today ICE was just like, "we're the thought police" unironically
April 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
it's wild that today ICE was just like, "we're the thought police" unironically
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idk if I was senile and possibly running out of time as a free man I'd also be running this shit like a fifth-grader playing RollerCoaster Tycoon on coke
April 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
idk if I was senile and possibly running out of time as a free man I'd also be running this shit like a fifth-grader playing RollerCoaster Tycoon on coke
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Sure I guess. More relevant imo: Since its inception, sports radio has been an ecosystem of vicious sexism and plenty of racism.
Since its inception, sports radio has been an ecosystem where facts are often optional. Hosts like Don Imus or Pat McAfee have to come off as all-knowing.
But now there are receipts, and possibly consequences.
But now there are receipts, and possibly consequences.
April 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Sure I guess. More relevant imo: Since its inception, sports radio has been an ecosystem of vicious sexism and plenty of racism.
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Also must point out that they’re simply inventing (& hoping you won’t notice) that Khalil or any other protester was “provid[ing] material support” to any banned foreign group. Material support is a tangible thing. ADL has been making this slanderous accusation w/o any evidence since protests began
The Anti Defamation League is so right, if there’s one thing that makes me feel safe as a Jew, it’s people with unpopular political opinions getting abducted by the government
March 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Also must point out that they’re simply inventing (& hoping you won’t notice) that Khalil or any other protester was “provid[ing] material support” to any banned foreign group. Material support is a tangible thing. ADL has been making this slanderous accusation w/o any evidence since protests began
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The idea that a Christian Nationalist, neo-Nazi sympathizing administration is illegally disappearing political enemies ON BEHALF OF THE JEWS is completely deranged.
Q: What crime did Mahmoud Khalil commit to warrant his arrest?
JOHNSON: Let me tell you something. I faced down the angry mob at Columbia at the height of that stuff...if you're on a student visa and you're an aspiring young terrorist who wants to prey upon your Jewish classmates, you're going home
JOHNSON: Let me tell you something. I faced down the angry mob at Columbia at the height of that stuff...if you're on a student visa and you're an aspiring young terrorist who wants to prey upon your Jewish classmates, you're going home
March 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The idea that a Christian Nationalist, neo-Nazi sympathizing administration is illegally disappearing political enemies ON BEHALF OF THE JEWS is completely deranged.
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I let out a genuine sigh of relief.
The Ravens are re-signing Patrick Ricard to a one-year, fully guaranteed deal, per source.
March 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I let out a genuine sigh of relief.
My man my man my man!
The Ravens are re-signing Patrick Ricard to a one-year, fully guaranteed deal, per source.
March 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My man my man my man!
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welcome to all NFL free agency posters coming over here during the twitter outage!
to unlock NFL posts on bluesky, you first have to declare exactly what you'd have done differently than the Harris campaign. then you'll start seeing Sam Darnold posts
to unlock NFL posts on bluesky, you first have to declare exactly what you'd have done differently than the Harris campaign. then you'll start seeing Sam Darnold posts
March 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
welcome to all NFL free agency posters coming over here during the twitter outage!
to unlock NFL posts on bluesky, you first have to declare exactly what you'd have done differently than the Harris campaign. then you'll start seeing Sam Darnold posts
to unlock NFL posts on bluesky, you first have to declare exactly what you'd have done differently than the Harris campaign. then you'll start seeing Sam Darnold posts
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less than eight years ago she said what Al Franken did goes beyond party, beyond friendship, and that what he did disqualifies him for public office
the New York Democratic Party is completely broken. everyone needs to be primaried
March 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
less than eight years ago she said what Al Franken did goes beyond party, beyond friendship, and that what he did disqualifies him for public office
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they might play sports in philadelphia but they dont play games
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
February 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
they might play sports in philadelphia but they dont play games
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Roses are red
Like my cheeks when I blush
Less than a week ago the Eagles sacked Patrick Mahomes six times with just a standard four man rush
Like my cheeks when I blush
Less than a week ago the Eagles sacked Patrick Mahomes six times with just a standard four man rush
February 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Roses are red
Like my cheeks when I blush
Less than a week ago the Eagles sacked Patrick Mahomes six times with just a standard four man rush
Like my cheeks when I blush
Less than a week ago the Eagles sacked Patrick Mahomes six times with just a standard four man rush
Including on his PODCAST that he’s put out AFTER THIS HAPPENED
how did saquon barkley say this into a microphone before travis kelce did
February 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Including on his PODCAST that he’s put out AFTER THIS HAPPENED
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fighting on bluesky feels like overturning a table at the high school Gay Straight Alliance club meeting
February 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
fighting on bluesky feels like overturning a table at the high school Gay Straight Alliance club meeting
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Everything about the young guys at DOGE is reminding me of the time that I, as a middle school/high schooler, was tasked with cleaning up the family computer, deleted a bunch of nonsense looking files, and then the family computer stopped working.
February 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Everything about the young guys at DOGE is reminding me of the time that I, as a middle school/high schooler, was tasked with cleaning up the family computer, deleted a bunch of nonsense looking files, and then the family computer stopped working.