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Haley
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I just want to fill the world with whimsy and puns, and a little bit of harmless chaos
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Iconic

Also the fact that flags will be at half mast on January 20 is the funniest mic drop ever
President Carter outlived one of his obit writers.
December 30, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Do you think King Charles uses the royal we in his private life as well as his public one? I bet he uses it to say dirty things to Camilla
December 29, 2024 at 2:38 AM
So it turns out it’s difficult to do cross stitch when there’s a cat on your lap who wants to play with the embroidery floss
December 10, 2024 at 5:38 AM
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Can we talk people out of donating to Salvation Army entirely, please!

They force their charity recipients to attend religious conversion sessions as part of receiving assistance.

AND they're wildly transphobic and homophobic!

Fund better charities!
December 9, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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This
December 1, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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Pardon me?
December 3, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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All of this.
December 2, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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"Your ideas are radical" Bro, I just want everyone to have food, water, shelter and healthcare
August 11, 2023 at 12:49 AM
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lmao
November 10, 2024 at 12:45 AM
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I carefully thought about it....and decided I DO NOT CARE that Biden pardoned Hunter.

I'mtrying to find two f*cks to give and simply can't find them anywhere 🤷🏾‍♀️.
December 3, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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December 2, 2024 at 5:43 AM
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PSA: MODERATION LISTS ARE MIGRATING FROM THIS ACCOUNT to @skysentry.bsky.social

If you're subscribed to any of the lists, please re-subscribe to them at the new owner by November 30th, after which I will no longer be maintaining them, and the lists will be removed from this account. Thank you.
November 23, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Super depressed because of obvious reasons; currently using spite as a motivation to stay alive, because I fucking refuse to let (insert name of any evil old republican politician here) outlive me
November 26, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
November 26, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Sitting here doing cross stitch while the country collapses, feeling like Madame goddamn Defarge
November 26, 2024 at 2:43 AM
I don’t mind if my cats hang out *under* the Christmas tree, I just don’t want them *in* the tree, but unfortunately cats don’t understand prepositions.
November 24, 2024 at 6:31 PM
I used my adult money to buy a custom Santa hat for the stormtrooper helmet that hangs on the coat rack in our living room
November 22, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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BOOOO NOOOO BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK!!! This image is fake. Let’s not let fake science accounts thrive on Bluesky!!!
The Helix Nebula captured by NASA'S Hubble space telescope
November 22, 2024 at 7:38 AM
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November 21, 2024 at 9:16 AM
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one argument for the overkill found in bog bodies was they were ritual sacrifices of rulers: when the kings failed to live up to their geasa and the land and people suffered, the powerful paid for it by being thrice ritually killed—stabbed, hung, staked to the bottom of the bog

Just saying
November 21, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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Let’s make this clear. I do not want division, it allows dictators what they need. Divide and conquer.

However, this is not about just disagreeing with people, disagreements are good.

The problem here is that many people want to oppress and harm others.

You cannot unite with that.
November 18, 2024 at 6:15 AM