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Meme account and podcast about how Succession and I Think You Should Leave are basically the same show https://www.megaphonic.fm/ Skeets by @XtremeTwee.bsky.social

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Way-Scare Gore-ncob @waystarcorncob.bsky.social · Nov 17

A screenshot of the final scene from Succession season 3 where Tom is "comforting" Shiv, but he's photoshopped into a hot dog suit and saying, "We're all trying to find the guy who did this, Shiv!"

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Dr Julian Ghouly 🎃 @drjuliangravy.bsky.social · 16d

Every day the goose stole my bike and every day I bought it back for half an apple.

Furious white and grey goose rides grey and black bike. They have a furious monobrow.

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Way-Scare Gore-ncob @waystarcorncob.bsky.social · 14h

I made a galaxy brain meme about the movie Eddington:

Galaxy brain meme with the following text:
Small brain: The Antifa Super Soldiers are real.
Regular brain with some parts lit up: The Antifa Super Soldiers are outside agitators paid for by the data center company.
Extremely lit up brain: The Antifa Super Soldiers are figments of Joe Cross's Covid and conspiracy addled imagination.
Full galaxy brain: Eddington and Hereditary exist in the same cinematic universe, and the Antifa Super Soldiers were sent by the demon king, Paimon.

Way-Scare Gore-ncob @waystarcorncob.bsky.social · 19h

"Look, there's a deodorizing poison involved, but it's okay because you're over 60 lbs, Tom."

Three panels:
1. A screenshot from Succession of Shiv Roy and Tom Wambsgans speaking lustily to each other in a low-lit Tuscan villa. Tom says, "Say anything to me."
2. A close up of Shiv emphatically responding, "The Farts isn't a problem anymore."
3. A close-up of Tom with a surprised and slightly pained expression, responding, "Oh."

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maura johnston @maura.bsky.social · 1d

i like how THE CHAIR COMPANY tackled the question “what if dan flashes had a listserv” this week

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Way-Scare Gore-ncob @waystarcorncob.bsky.social · 1d

Remember: you can't skip lunch!

Two panels:
1: a screenshot from Succession of a close-up of Kendall Roy's phone. Photoshopped onto the phone is an article with a photo of Tim Robinson choking on a hot dog in an office from I Think You Should Leave and a headline that reads, "Lost at Sea: At Waystar Royco, A Culture of Skipping Lunch."

2: a wider shot of Kendall holding up his phone and saying, "This is not okay!"

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Way-Scare Gore-ncob @waystarcorncob.bsky.social · 1d

I keep thinking about how the corporate enshitification of online space was presaged by the corporate oil and auto enshitification of physical spaces.

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 2d

If you want to know what's wrong with the paper there it is. If you want to know why what's wrong with the paper isn't wrong with certain sections in which these people are less involved, there it also is.

Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 2d

I just did a jump scare and @joshgondelman.bsky.social asked me what was wrong.
Behold:

OPINION
THE EDITORIAL BOARD
The Partisans Are Wrong:
Moving to the Center Is the Way to Win

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Way-Scare Gore-ncob @waystarcorncob.bsky.social · 2d

Every time I log into Instagram:
"Hey, would you like to see the worst take imaginable over on Threads?!!!"

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 2d

You get pumped full of this shit all day, by the actual news media bc they're run by oligarchs and/or editors who personally dislike the left, & by left-liberals who doom out online. But we put too many millions on the street for them to stop and they know it. They can only beat us with our own help

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Way-Scare Gore-ncob @waystarcorncob.bsky.social · 2d

A screenshot of the "Boar on the Floor" scene from Succession. Logan looms over Tom, Greg and Karl as they crawl around on the floor, fighting over sausages. A caption reads, " Sunday Funday with these pig dicks!"

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alice @alice.mosphere.at · 3d

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

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Way-Scare Gore-ncob @waystarcorncob.bsky.social · 2d

And then Trump responds by posting a sloppy ai video of him doing a total paintjob on the American people. His hair was probably real slicked back when he shared that sloppy mudpie!

Way-Scare Gore-ncob @waystarcorncob.bsky.social · 3d

Regular people throughout the US to Trump:

A screenshot from the Blues Brothers sketch from I Think You Should Leave. Conner O'Malley is on a couch next to an agitated woman while restraining a barking dog. An all caps caption reads, "NOBODY LIKES WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"

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Way-Scare Gore-ncob @waystarcorncob.bsky.social · 5d

Also of note: Björn from ABBA may be far older than we previously believed.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 6d

I do not understand why people are struggling so hard with parsing the politics of EDDINGTON, a not particularly subtle movie. Is it because it doesn't slow down and say "THE "ANTIFA" HIT SQUAD ARE PAID RIGHT-WING AGITATORS" directly to the camera?

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 14d

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 11d

I wrote a little about some of the little details you might have missed in this video and why it hit me so hard as a trans person this morning:

www.burnsnotice.com/you-have-to-...

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pnwpolicyangel aka Angelita 👼 @pnwpolicyangel.bsky.social · 11d

Printing this and framing it to commemorate the time the Oregonian said something nice about me 😂

www.oregonlive.com/trending/202...

Portland council member makes CNN anchor laugh with snarky response to Kristi Noem claims

“There is no terrorism happening here,” the council member told CNN.

www.oregonlive.com

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Way-Scare Gore-ncob @waystarcorncob.bsky.social · 11d

A screenshot from Succession of Cousin Greg in a bulky mascot costume with a bratty kid in a big, stupid birthday hat jumping on top of him. A caption reads, "There's too much shit on me!"

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 12d

Saying someone is a "member of antifa" is like saying someone is a "member of socialism" or something. it makes zero sense. But they can't use the ideological form of the word because it makes it too clear what the ideology actually is and it would include our grandpas