Wampus Reynolds
@wampusreynolds.bsky.social
aspiring pantologist
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
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conservatives basically want to implement the caricature of affirmative action for conservative students. acceptance without meeting qualifications, good grades and degrees without having to do the work.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
conservatives basically want to implement the caricature of affirmative action for conservative students. acceptance without meeting qualifications, good grades and degrees without having to do the work.
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Sarah Beckstrom's ex-boyfriend told NBC News she dreamed of becoming an FBI special agent.
She didn't want to deploy to D.C.
"She hated it. She cried about it."
But she started visiting monuments and museums and started enjoying it.
May she rest in peace.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
She didn't want to deploy to D.C.
"She hated it. She cried about it."
But she started visiting monuments and museums and started enjoying it.
May she rest in peace.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
National Guard member killed in D.C. shooting remembered for 'heart of gold'
The slain soldier’s former boyfriend recalled her empathy and generosity. “She doesn’t even have to know you and she’ll do anything for you,” he said.
www.nbcnews.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sarah Beckstrom's ex-boyfriend told NBC News she dreamed of becoming an FBI special agent.
She didn't want to deploy to D.C.
"She hated it. She cried about it."
But she started visiting monuments and museums and started enjoying it.
May she rest in peace.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
She didn't want to deploy to D.C.
"She hated it. She cried about it."
But she started visiting monuments and museums and started enjoying it.
May she rest in peace.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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this is just gutter racism
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
this is just gutter racism
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Green beans
Green beans
They’re green, they’re beans, they’re green beans
How can you fuck it up?
from “Green Beans” by Cash Rivers and the Sinners, Loose Shoes (2019)
Green beans
They’re green, they’re beans, they’re green beans
How can you fuck it up?
from “Green Beans” by Cash Rivers and the Sinners, Loose Shoes (2019)
May 10, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Green beans
Green beans
They’re green, they’re beans, they’re green beans
How can you fuck it up?
from “Green Beans” by Cash Rivers and the Sinners, Loose Shoes (2019)
Green beans
They’re green, they’re beans, they’re green beans
How can you fuck it up?
from “Green Beans” by Cash Rivers and the Sinners, Loose Shoes (2019)
The term appropriators seems to imply Tom Cole is one complaining but there’s never been a company man more faithful to the company than he
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The term appropriators seems to imply Tom Cole is one complaining but there’s never been a company man more faithful to the company than he
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In plain terms, the United States aligned itself with Russia against Ukraine and NATO. By transmitting Moscow’s surrender terms unedited and pressuring Kyiv to accept them, the Trump Regime effectively sided with Russia in the war and attempted to force Ukraine’s capitulation. It is betrayal.
Russia drafted a 28 point surrender plan, handed it to the Trump team, and the regime delivered it to Kyiv unedited, demanding Zelensky sign it by Thanksgiving or lose all US support. Trump and Vance then promoted the plan exactly as Russia wrote it, verbatim, on TV, online, and in person.
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
In plain terms, the United States aligned itself with Russia against Ukraine and NATO. By transmitting Moscow’s surrender terms unedited and pressuring Kyiv to accept them, the Trump Regime effectively sided with Russia in the war and attempted to force Ukraine’s capitulation. It is betrayal.
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They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.
Absolutely incredible; after shooting Marimar Martinez 5 times and arresting her on claims that she rammed them and pulled a gun, prosecutors have now moved to dismiss ALL criminal charges against her and her codefendant.
New: the govt has moved to dismiss its assault case against Marimar Martinez and Anthony Ian Santos Ruiz, two people accused of "box[ing] in" a Border Patrol vehicle in Chicago on Oct. 4.
One agent shot Martinez, with evidence presented to the court that he later bragged about in text messages.
One agent shot Martinez, with evidence presented to the court that he later bragged about in text messages.
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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I read this like Andrew Dice Clay
We've got a weather delay in Athens, OH.
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I read this like Andrew Dice Clay
Top five film genres:
- cop shoots the killer who brags he’s gonna plead insanity
- shows poverty by bathing with buckets and river water
- edgy bad boy in trouble for being bad edgy
- good docs on bad bands
- not Wes Anderson
- cop shoots the killer who brags he’s gonna plead insanity
- shows poverty by bathing with buckets and river water
- edgy bad boy in trouble for being bad edgy
- good docs on bad bands
- not Wes Anderson
Top five film genres:
- someone is so horny that they die
- more uh-ohs for the working class
- movies everyone thinks are boring but me
- science fiction made for as little money as possible and is sort of about social issues
- something bad is happening in Japan or possibly France
- someone is so horny that they die
- more uh-ohs for the working class
- movies everyone thinks are boring but me
- science fiction made for as little money as possible and is sort of about social issues
- something bad is happening in Japan or possibly France
Top five film genres:
guy goes looking for Alfredo Garcia's head
guy joins the army and finds he can't die, uses this to figure out how to defeat the aliens after dying horribly about 1000 times
80s italian zombie movies
woman meets Cary Grant, he's an asshole, they fall in love
same but John Wayne
guy goes looking for Alfredo Garcia's head
guy joins the army and finds he can't die, uses this to figure out how to defeat the aliens after dying horribly about 1000 times
80s italian zombie movies
woman meets Cary Grant, he's an asshole, they fall in love
same but John Wayne
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Top five film genres:
- cop shoots the killer who brags he’s gonna plead insanity
- shows poverty by bathing with buckets and river water
- edgy bad boy in trouble for being bad edgy
- good docs on bad bands
- not Wes Anderson
- cop shoots the killer who brags he’s gonna plead insanity
- shows poverty by bathing with buckets and river water
- edgy bad boy in trouble for being bad edgy
- good docs on bad bands
- not Wes Anderson
My power went out with 20 minutes left in No Country For Old Men. Now sitting in the dark listening for bad people.
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My power went out with 20 minutes left in No Country For Old Men. Now sitting in the dark listening for bad people.
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*guy defending trump* well I know HILLARY wasn't doing it
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
*guy defending trump* well I know HILLARY wasn't doing it
Bracket City has a builder now. I'm gonna make puzzles and share them here, because only smart and cool people are on Bluesky, not like [insert other social media app here].
Here's one. suburbs.bracket.city/293B5S
Here's one. suburbs.bracket.city/293B5S
Bracket City - Suburbs
come visit the suburbs of bracket city
suburbs.bracket.city
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Bracket City has a builder now. I'm gonna make puzzles and share them here, because only smart and cool people are on Bluesky, not like [insert other social media app here].
Here's one. suburbs.bracket.city/293B5S
Here's one. suburbs.bracket.city/293B5S
Me trying to remember the lyrics to All Apologies.
Damn me, but all things are queer
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Me trying to remember the lyrics to All Apologies.
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Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
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Harmeet Dhillon, Andy Ngo's personal lawyer until April of this year.
US Assistant Attorney General for Civil Rights Harmeet Dhillon has responded to a Nick Sortor tweet, which called the Berkeley protest a "WARZONE", by saying she will be investigating.
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Harmeet Dhillon, Andy Ngo's personal lawyer until April of this year.
Sorry I can’t go tonight. I just remembered the scene in 40 Year Old Virgin where Seth Rogen in a Sonic Youth shirt was typing a screenplay and I cringed so hard, I got a backache. :(
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Sorry I can’t go tonight. I just remembered the scene in 40 Year Old Virgin where Seth Rogen in a Sonic Youth shirt was typing a screenplay and I cringed so hard, I got a backache. :(
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
Had a dream where I went to a town called Cuntside (pronounced Cuncid). Thanks brain.
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Had a dream where I went to a town called Cuntside (pronounced Cuncid). Thanks brain.
My pal @15deloreans.bsky.social is listening to one song (and what a song) for 24 hours straight to raise money for local charity that supports and shelters unhoused transition-age youth.
Go help out!
www.youtube.com/live/0N2p_ro...
Go help out!
www.youtube.com/live/0N2p_ro...
Little Drummer Boy Challenge
YouTube video by Dan Wade [Wheel of Randy]
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
My pal @15deloreans.bsky.social is listening to one song (and what a song) for 24 hours straight to raise money for local charity that supports and shelters unhoused transition-age youth.
Go help out!
www.youtube.com/live/0N2p_ro...
Go help out!
www.youtube.com/live/0N2p_ro...
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Reach and find it out
Perhaps it’s real
Or maybe not
I revealed the plot
I ask you now
To close the box
from “The Box (Including ‘The Curse’)” by Ricked Wicky, Swimmer to a Liquid Armchair (2015)
Perhaps it’s real
Or maybe not
I revealed the plot
I ask you now
To close the box
from “The Box (Including ‘The Curse’)” by Ricked Wicky, Swimmer to a Liquid Armchair (2015)
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Reach and find it out
Perhaps it’s real
Or maybe not
I revealed the plot
I ask you now
To close the box
from “The Box (Including ‘The Curse’)” by Ricked Wicky, Swimmer to a Liquid Armchair (2015)
Perhaps it’s real
Or maybe not
I revealed the plot
I ask you now
To close the box
from “The Box (Including ‘The Curse’)” by Ricked Wicky, Swimmer to a Liquid Armchair (2015)
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
Thanks, New Yorker, for the compliment this morning. 🙏
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Thanks, New Yorker, for the compliment this morning. 🙏
When W told Cheney he was not pardoning Scooter Libby, but just commuting his sentence, Cheney told W “you don’t leave a soldier on the battlefield.” The people in Cheney’s army were the ones who’d lie to commit the worst US foreign policy decision ever.
A shameful man and legacy.
A shameful man and legacy.
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
When W told Cheney he was not pardoning Scooter Libby, but just commuting his sentence, Cheney told W “you don’t leave a soldier on the battlefield.” The people in Cheney’s army were the ones who’d lie to commit the worst US foreign policy decision ever.
A shameful man and legacy.
A shameful man and legacy.