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So far on the spectrum friends call me Sir Clive.
Speechless.
and it's still not going to be the most insane Maximum Respect thing done to a dog on a niche British reality TV show. #GameOfWool
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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My old man wasn’t there today because he’s ill (thank fuck as I was still getting the odd, “Fuck me, what had you been drinking last Sunday, Turps?”) but I sold his ticket back to City and my Dad gets about £20 back as it’s a concession.

I asked the lad in his seat what he paid. £250.
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Going to be some messed up drone pilots after this has all finished.

Must be tough seeing this day in day out.
❗️🇺🇦Ukrainian soldiers from the 414th Separate Brigade of Unmanned Systems "Birds of the Magyar" eliminate 🇷🇺Russian infantry
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Get involved if you like. Do something great this year.
So there’s a website called Deer Of St Nicholas which posts Christmas wish letters from Ukrainian children who had their childhood stolen by the war, anyone can pick a child and get them their present and it’s that time of the year again to achingly scroll it for hours again
November 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Little bit rough today, said our final farewell to a great man yesterday.
Grateful to the Navy Commandos past and present for coming. Standing room only at the service.
John Evans, a hell of a bloke.
November 8, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Deep inside enemy lines, never felt so out of place.
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Calm down, Desmond Dekker.
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I’m onboard with this.
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
For those asking about the UPS crash yesterday. The engine fell off.
Like literally.
No investigation required for this one. All souls onboard lost and some on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Why do I even bother.
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Musk now closing accounts from pro Ukraine users.
November 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Beautiful from gripper there, laughing like fk.

Is he on here yet?
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
So the 3d printed castor supports and snap-on logo arrived. Fitted the castors so it now rolls like a proper full size roll cab :)

Things like this are the reason I know I'll never grow up. Giddy as a kipper.
Now, where the fk will I find a micro tool set?
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It's not all murder and mayhem, sometimes even Nell takes time off for a shampoo and blow dry.
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Won't somebody think of the middle classes...
November 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"how long do you think it would take us to kill everything in Anglesey Nell"

"I'm not sure Bramble, start your stopwatch"
November 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Does JD Vance have an alibi for the day Charlie Kirk was shot?

I'm not saying they're shagging, but they definitely are.
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Made an old pic of me animated with AI and sent it to my Ma.

She has a way with words....
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Bex: Do you want me to get anything for the trick or treaters whilst I'm at the shops?

Me: No, I got a bicycle lock for the gates earlier.

Fkn scroungers.
October 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
There's probably four people that know what this is, none of them are on Bluesky bar me ...
October 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The day after they lost the election in Caerphilly.
Even written in English so they didn't need a translator :)
October 26, 2025 at 8:28 AM