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#noevilkopitemingsnerdtogger is now live. League Code for new players is wm0our. Please repost, we could do with some new blood. And remember, RULES ARE RULES.
Not only is it the best erection section in history, but how gauche, nervous and utterly adorable is she?
youtu.be/cSzDhGqC61Y?...
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Maria McKee - Show Me Heaven (live vocal) - Top Of The Pops - 13/09/1990
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December 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Not only is it the best erection section in history, but how gauche, nervous and utterly adorable is she?
youtu.be/cSzDhGqC61Y?...
youtu.be/cSzDhGqC61Y?...
I’m somewhat tiddly. Been on the LIITs. Free, of course.
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’m somewhat tiddly. Been on the LIITs. Free, of course.
Deep Blue Fucking Sea
Now you see me
Now you see me 2
Saving Private Ryan
The Green Mile
For different reasons. DM for nudes.
Now you see me
Now you see me 2
Saving Private Ryan
The Green Mile
For different reasons. DM for nudes.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Deep Blue Fucking Sea
Now you see me
Now you see me 2
Saving Private Ryan
The Green Mile
For different reasons. DM for nudes.
Now you see me
Now you see me 2
Saving Private Ryan
The Green Mile
For different reasons. DM for nudes.
Inter are top of their league aren’t they? Shite.
December 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Inter are top of their league aren’t they? Shite.
He nearly autographed it.
December 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
He nearly autographed it.
À kopite invited us to his house for beers at his bar - yes, it was appallingly tacky. He put YNWA on his jukey so I obviously sang our version
Friends, he was in a wheelchair.
Friends, he was in a wheelchair.
She was out without her husband and I asked her ‘what have you done Dot, killed him?’ To which she replied ‘he died’ then spent an hour sobbing at the table
Got me thinking - what’s your worse foot-in-gob moment?
Got me thinking - what’s your worse foot-in-gob moment?
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
À kopite invited us to his house for beers at his bar - yes, it was appallingly tacky. He put YNWA on his jukey so I obviously sang our version
Friends, he was in a wheelchair.
Friends, he was in a wheelchair.
5 The worst people to support your club (in alphabetical order):
Barton
Hindley
Parry
Shipman
Sunak
Or ARE they?
Barton
Hindley
Parry
Shipman
Sunak
Or ARE they?
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
5 The worst people to support your club (in alphabetical order):
Barton
Hindley
Parry
Shipman
Sunak
Or ARE they?
Barton
Hindley
Parry
Shipman
Sunak
Or ARE they?
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Full of hot air. Liable to go pop at any moment.
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Full of hot air. Liable to go pop at any moment.
I’ll come round and give her the big fella for a fee.
WHAT?
WHAT?
It’s that exact day of the year when I wish the wife was a simple-minded sort who was into those ghastly Pandora bracelets so I wouldn’t have to think of what to get her for Christmas,
December 9, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I’ll come round and give her the big fella for a fee.
WHAT?
WHAT?
Not in Europe.
You balloon.
You balloon.
@seanrostron.bsky.social What have you been doing on mainland Europe to warrant this?
December 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Not in Europe.
You balloon.
You balloon.
That’s what having them does anyway m8.
Honestly. These children want to suck all of the enjoyment out of my life.
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 AM
That’s what having them does anyway m8.
Are my spies keeping on top of the #noevilkopitemingsnerdtogger grassing? I haven’t done it for a while.
December 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Are my spies keeping on top of the #noevilkopitemingsnerdtogger grassing? I haven’t done it for a while.
Congratulations to #noevilkopitemingsnerdtogger manager of the week Andy McNicholl (87 BB).
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Congratulations to #noevilkopitemingsnerdtogger manager of the week Andy McNicholl (87 BB).
It’s frankly astonishing that this had to be written. Labour have lied and the great unwashed are stupid enough to believe them.
Welcome to Britain’s new benefits lie: disabled people are driving BMWs and Mercedes on the taxpayer’s dime.
My column on Motability and the truth behind the headlines and social media myths. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
My column on Motability and the truth behind the headlines and social media myths. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Disabled people driving luxury cars on your dime? Just the latest rightwing lie peddled by Labour | Frances Ryan
Starmer’s ailing government is happy to pursue ideas like cutting Motability, but all ministers will do is damage lives and themselves, says Guardian columnist Frances Ryan
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s frankly astonishing that this had to be written. Labour have lied and the great unwashed are stupid enough to believe them.
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Seats available for this still, if you know anyone who might need travel let them know.
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Seats available for this still, if you know anyone who might need travel let them know.
Someone who was in Chariots of Fire.
I can only think of Mike Dean ?
Inspired by this. Who is the worst person to support your football club?
December 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Someone who was in Chariots of Fire.
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Of COURSE I captained Haaland this week. OF COURSE.
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Of COURSE I captained Haaland this week. OF COURSE.
Stuck his arm out and leaned in. Pen.
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Stuck his arm out and leaned in. Pen.
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And may all your Christmases be shite
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
And may all your Christmases be shite
I’ve seen better pictures of people’s grub tonight.
*rubs thighs*
*rubs thighs*
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I’ve seen better pictures of people’s grub tonight.
*rubs thighs*
*rubs thighs*
Enjoy, lads.
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Enjoy, lads.
Calm down, Kursaal Flyers.
(I know)
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Calm down, Kursaal Flyers.