Wendy Patrick
@pieorama.bsky.social
The real me: Notts County, lidos, wild swimming, plus Nigel the cat & Skipper the kitten. Still an arty farty lefty. l paint a bit & my next exhibition starts 21st October at the Nottingham Society of Artists. Come & say hello!
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Bleak but superb.
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Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
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Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
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Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
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Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
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Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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December 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Bleak but superb.
Are you using trained ferrets @timarnold1977.bsky.social ? Or being replaced by trained ferrets?
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Are you using trained ferrets @timarnold1977.bsky.social ? Or being replaced by trained ferrets?
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The Countries In Red (Population 2.3 billion) Have As Many Murders Combined As The US (Population 330 million).
There is something truly rotten in the US, that sime think this is normal or OK. It's obvious it's the GOP and their gun lobby, but they need to be stopped. This is a modern crisis.
There is something truly rotten in the US, that sime think this is normal or OK. It's obvious it's the GOP and their gun lobby, but they need to be stopped. This is a modern crisis.
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The Countries In Red (Population 2.3 billion) Have As Many Murders Combined As The US (Population 330 million).
There is something truly rotten in the US, that sime think this is normal or OK. It's obvious it's the GOP and their gun lobby, but they need to be stopped. This is a modern crisis.
There is something truly rotten in the US, that sime think this is normal or OK. It's obvious it's the GOP and their gun lobby, but they need to be stopped. This is a modern crisis.
My old man has a Billy Bonds story. When interviewing Sir Trevor , they asked him what he did if he was ever badly fouled & he said, “ l went over and told Billy.”
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My old man has a Billy Bonds story. When interviewing Sir Trevor , they asked him what he did if he was ever badly fouled & he said, “ l went over and told Billy.”
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November 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Thinking more deep thoughts.
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Thinking more deep thoughts.
He was my old man’s favourite player.
RIP Billy.
RIP Billy.
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
He was my old man’s favourite player.
RIP Billy.
RIP Billy.
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Two splendid historical moments to celebrate today: the 25th anniversary of the news of Sooty the guinea pig’s sexual excesses, and the 1,009th of Edmund ‘Ironside’ II getting done in by being stabbed up the bum while on the privy. Possibly. As you can see, we’re starting with the ‘Romeo’ rodent...
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Two splendid historical moments to celebrate today: the 25th anniversary of the news of Sooty the guinea pig’s sexual excesses, and the 1,009th of Edmund ‘Ironside’ II getting done in by being stabbed up the bum while on the privy. Possibly. As you can see, we’re starting with the ‘Romeo’ rodent...
Did Notts rinse Bristol Rovers?
Yes they did.
Yes they did.
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Did Notts rinse Bristol Rovers?
Yes they did.
Yes they did.
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Made us laugh out loud!
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Made us laugh out loud!
Stop taking photos, you mad bat.
Go back to ranting about class warfare.
Go back to ranting about class warfare.
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Stop taking photos, you mad bat.
Go back to ranting about class warfare.
Go back to ranting about class warfare.
Very interesting
We’ve mapped the mansion tax.
You can see who's paying - which constituency, which postcode - and how many "mansions" are near you.
Full interactive map here 👇
You can see who's paying - which constituency, which postcode - and how many "mansions" are near you.
Full interactive map here 👇
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Very interesting
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Never let it be said that the British press is out of touch
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Never let it be said that the British press is out of touch
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cool
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
cool
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To begin with today, happy 117th anniversary to this entirely reasonable cat
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
To begin with today, happy 117th anniversary to this entirely reasonable cat
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The opening page of 'Bleak House' by Charles Dickens is always a treat.
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The opening page of 'Bleak House' by Charles Dickens is always a treat.
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Pepperidge Farm remembers
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Pepperidge Farm remembers
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Little Stormzy had his first trip out into the "real world".
Testing him out to see if he'll be OK for adoptions.
Look at him go! I think the early answer is a yes!
Testing him out to see if he'll be OK for adoptions.
Look at him go! I think the early answer is a yes!
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Little Stormzy had his first trip out into the "real world".
Testing him out to see if he'll be OK for adoptions.
Look at him go! I think the early answer is a yes!
Testing him out to see if he'll be OK for adoptions.
Look at him go! I think the early answer is a yes!
Handbags.
Or a feline reenactment of the spat between Idrissa Gueye & Michael Keane
Or a feline reenactment of the spat between Idrissa Gueye & Michael Keane
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Handbags.
Or a feline reenactment of the spat between Idrissa Gueye & Michael Keane
Or a feline reenactment of the spat between Idrissa Gueye & Michael Keane
@lisatea.bsky.social
Look what’s turned up! It’s beautiful & thanks so much.
Look what’s turned up! It’s beautiful & thanks so much.
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
@lisatea.bsky.social
Look what’s turned up! It’s beautiful & thanks so much.
Look what’s turned up! It’s beautiful & thanks so much.
From Twitter, if you’re feeling flush.
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
From Twitter, if you’re feeling flush.
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Do be fair the manc twat would have fell to the floor in a manner deserving of an Oscar.
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Do be fair the manc twat would have fell to the floor in a manner deserving of an Oscar.
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Skipper doesn’t like the outside.
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Skipper doesn’t like the outside.