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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 8h

Palace will have the biggest budget in it by a mile.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 8h

Any English team that doesn't get to the final of the Papa Juan wants fucking.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 8h

Forest players the latest in a long line of shithouses suddenly rediscovering their commitment once they've got a manager they didn't fancy bingoed.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 8h

@gwladruns.bsky.social @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social Next week's Grand Designs looks a hate watch for the ages.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 10h

The "souvenir ticket" scam is fairly common now.

As Paul Heaton said, bands can set the prices, limit fees, ban dynamic pricing etc if they want to: "You just have to give enough of a shit to be in the room when it's all agreed."

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 11h

Charges to print it off yourself...

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 11h

Two Belle and Sebastian tickets: £20 in fees, cheeky bastards.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 18h

"Farmed out on loan"

This is the tit who said Everton hadn't won a game Iroegbunam had started this season when he started against Brighton.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 19h

They reduced Leeds Ring Road by us to one lane for nine months: not seen a single cunt on the bike lane.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 20h

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 20h

Matthew Parris is gay, for example, and thinks severely disabled people are useless.

Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 20h

Massive surprise that a racist cunt also turns out to be homophobic.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 20h

Connections
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 20h

Strands #599
“Please don't eat me!”
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1d

Me too. First exposure to offbeat cinema.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1d

Referring to Rashomon structures. I should have gone for this fella, really.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1d

I'm no fan of Rajan, but I've been watching too long to let him put me off.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1d

I will always laugh at them conceding. Makes fuck all difference to what follows.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1d

We have similar, but Mrs W (and me, to a lesser extent) despise Coren and the big galoot off Taskmaster (I also hate the other cunt presenting it) so they're out.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1d

He does a magnificent bad guy, and clearly loves it.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1d

She says her grandfather sharing his experience of escaping being murdered in the Nazi camps by fleeing to England was the formative experience which made her ANTI-immigration.

How the fuck do you get that from her family's story?

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1d

Aye, everything is telegraphed as well. It is the Luther fella, so you know it'll be bonkers going in.

My only gripe is the underuse of the big ginger lad from GOT.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1d

Mucho Arfage.