Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
@bertwooster.bsky.social
Bears, obscenities and breakdowns.
You know it's good when the bunny kicks start...
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You know it's good when the bunny kicks start...
Er...WHAT?
December 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Er...WHAT?
Mine is that I'm expected to have seen Love, Actually.
Having the most incredible office discussion here - what is your most hated Love Actually subplot? So far answers include Billy Bob Thornton's walk-on harassment, Colin Firth's mute slave, and Laura Linney getting chucked for being a good person
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Mine is that I'm expected to have seen Love, Actually.
#WhenTaken #652 (10.12.2025)
I scored 865/1000🏆
1️⃣📍17.0 km - 🗓️34 yrs - 🥉99/200
2️⃣📍97.7 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇195/200
3️⃣📍674 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇176/200
4️⃣📍20.0 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇196/200
5️⃣📍7.5 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
I scored 865/1000🏆
1️⃣📍17.0 km - 🗓️34 yrs - 🥉99/200
2️⃣📍97.7 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇195/200
3️⃣📍674 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇176/200
4️⃣📍20.0 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇196/200
5️⃣📍7.5 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
#WhenTaken #652 (10.12.2025)
I scored 865/1000🏆
1️⃣📍17.0 km - 🗓️34 yrs - 🥉99/200
2️⃣📍97.7 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇195/200
3️⃣📍674 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇176/200
4️⃣📍20.0 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇196/200
5️⃣📍7.5 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
I scored 865/1000🏆
1️⃣📍17.0 km - 🗓️34 yrs - 🥉99/200
2️⃣📍97.7 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇195/200
3️⃣📍674 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇176/200
4️⃣📍20.0 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇196/200
5️⃣📍7.5 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
Strands #647
“A Nobel effort”
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“A Nobel effort”
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December 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Strands #647
“A Nobel effort”
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Connections
Puzzle #913
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December 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Connections
Puzzle #913
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Wordle 1,635 3/6*
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December 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Wordle 1,635 3/6*
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The Fifa Ethics Committee
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The Fifa Ethics Committee
@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social Backs of t-shirts which should have been the front.
December 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social Backs of t-shirts which should have been the front.
@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social Quite the mystery, the Ritz in Brighouse burning down like that...
December 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social Quite the mystery, the Ritz in Brighouse burning down like that...
Strands #646
“On the court”
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December 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Strands #646
“On the court”
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Wordle 1,634 3/6*
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December 9, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Wordle 1,634 3/6*
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Connections
Puzzle #912
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December 9, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Connections
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#WhenTaken #651 (09.12.2025)
I scored 958/1000👑
1️⃣📍8.4 mi - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇197/200
2️⃣📍300 mi - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇183/200
3️⃣📍5.2K ft - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200
4️⃣📍14.5 mi - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇196/200
5️⃣📍10.7 mi - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇186/200
I scored 958/1000👑
1️⃣📍8.4 mi - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇197/200
2️⃣📍300 mi - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇183/200
3️⃣📍5.2K ft - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200
4️⃣📍14.5 mi - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇196/200
5️⃣📍10.7 mi - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇186/200
December 9, 2025 at 7:59 AM
#WhenTaken #651 (09.12.2025)
I scored 958/1000👑
1️⃣📍8.4 mi - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇197/200
2️⃣📍300 mi - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇183/200
3️⃣📍5.2K ft - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200
4️⃣📍14.5 mi - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇196/200
5️⃣📍10.7 mi - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇186/200
I scored 958/1000👑
1️⃣📍8.4 mi - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇197/200
2️⃣📍300 mi - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇183/200
3️⃣📍5.2K ft - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200
4️⃣📍14.5 mi - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇196/200
5️⃣📍10.7 mi - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇186/200
Wood out for the series after one ineffective performance.
Who could have foreseen that?
Who could have foreseen that?
a close up of a man 's face with a beard looking at the camera .
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December 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Wood out for the series after one ineffective performance.
Who could have foreseen that?
Who could have foreseen that?
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Four Homeless People Dead In What Girlfriend Refers To As 'Cuddle Weather' https://theonion.com/four-homeless-people-dead-in-what-girlfriend-refers-to-1819574385/
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Four Homeless People Dead In What Girlfriend Refers To As 'Cuddle Weather' https://theonion.com/four-homeless-people-dead-in-what-girlfriend-refers-to-1819574385/
Wolves fans booing the 9 minutes. 😂
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Wolves fans booing the 9 minutes. 😂
I have no fucking idea what constitutes handball these days.
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I have no fucking idea what constitutes handball these days.
Fine words butter no sprouts #UniversityChallenge
December 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Fine words butter no sprouts #UniversityChallenge
Thursday night. Nailed.
🏆Everton will face Sunderland at Hill Dickinson Stadium in the Third Round of the FA Cup
The fixture will be played on the weekend commencing Saturday the 10th of January
The fixture will be played on the weekend commencing Saturday the 10th of January
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Thursday night. Nailed.
One for your Spotify list... @gwladruns.bsky.social
#RockActionRewind
‘Tis the season! 🎄 Aidan Moffat & RM Hubbert’s “Ghost Stories For Christmas” was released 7 years ago, making it the perfect time to reacquaint yourself with this brilliant, beautiful alternative festive album. ✨
📹: “A Ghost Story for Christmas” (lyric video)
‘Tis the season! 🎄 Aidan Moffat & RM Hubbert’s “Ghost Stories For Christmas” was released 7 years ago, making it the perfect time to reacquaint yourself with this brilliant, beautiful alternative festive album. ✨
📹: “A Ghost Story for Christmas” (lyric video)
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
One for your Spotify list... @gwladruns.bsky.social