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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 1h

No no you should turn it back on

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 6h

You're doing a great job of policing your followers. Keeping them tidy and such. Others could learn from this

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 8h

And here I thought Johnson said no paychecks

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 8h

I'd just like to offer up as my CV several hundred hours in SimAnt and also a sprawling underground missile silo bunker i designed entirely in The Sims 3

I work for the bees and spiders now

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 8h

It's all a myrrhage

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 9h

Me running the numbers: "did you know there are like 10 spiders for every human in this bunker"

Ellie, running very similar and yet extremely different numbers: "as many as possible"

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 9h

Is this ultimately the fault, and indeed the legacy, of Sister Act II: Back in the Habit, i wonder

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 9h

You can see why the GOP would forget he means that in a *bad* way, tho

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 9h

🎂🥳🥪

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 9h

I took this week and next off and the weather is perfect :)

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 10h

Is it still called intersectionality if he's just thinking with his dick

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 13h

Does it at least taste like butter tarts

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 13h

(Don't Fear) The Voters

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 13h

Watched a frail 70-something woman wander Yorkville last Xmas in a black MAGA hat

Bunch of people looked like they'd murder her on the spot if it wasn't for the fact she was ancient

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 13h

Postmedia is an imported blight on the country and that's before we get into the innate insanity

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 21h

Gonna call it donkey tartare from now on and actually scare the hoes

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 22h

I write time frenchly at work because it's so much easier and nicer-looking to write 17h30 than reaching for the colon

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 22h

On Farting that's so inspiring

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 23h

Ok but if you get any sweet anecdotes out of that video I'm all ears 👀

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 23h

Me when I start to understand the intricate oak hieroglyphics

a man in a suit is screaming while sitting in a blue bus

Alt: Sam Neill screaming on a coach bus

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 1d

The jokes about them being ripe for like 45 seconds total are real, tho, when you don't live where they're grown :(

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 1d

Man his heart is simply not going to last long under that stress

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 1d

I agree with this but also think that means "enough for my brain to work" looks more like 1500-1700kcal than the 700-1000 we're (I'm?) assuming from his phrasing

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 1d

The skids from Letterkenny feel like a model here - so angry yet so soft

a group of people in black overalls are dancing in front of a brick wall ..

Alt: The skids from Letterkenny, dancing in their shirtless overall glory

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 1d

Next time take a helicopter dang

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