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Van Jazmin
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December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Bluesky is great when I want to read 10 posts
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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if the devil is 6,
then god is 7
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Bogos binted
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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the seashore is probably the worst place for her to sell seashells tbh
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i wanna live in the Venus As A Boy music video
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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they call it dubai chocolate because you do buy it
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Here's a helpful guide. Things that are not socialism:
Welfare programs
Taxes
The military
Social security
Bailouts
Subsidies
Public education

Socialism is when workers control their workplace and have a monopoly on power
Communism is when products are distributed based on need
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
recession indicator: u order tacos and they no longer come with limes but lemons instead
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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(ominously) the venga bus is coming
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
bbno$ is an honorary transmasc lesbian
October 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
October 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYY
ARIEL PINK VERSUS
KEVIN PARKER
October 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
October 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Lost in Translation good 5am movie while it rains. Mmm bokeh
October 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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you can learn a lot about a person based on how they talk about pigeons
October 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
October 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
paying money to see bad DJs hurts my soul
October 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
In capitalist Amerika, grocery store robs you!
October 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
September 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
maybe its that havin autism is linked to tylenol cus yall neurotypical bitches given me a headache
September 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM