Aly
@vampirepumpkins.bsky.social
Enjoyer of art, comics and animation. Casual videogame liker. I love Dimension 20!!
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Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
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February 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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Just a wee little dragon posting!
Good old scarf dragon from my old pathfinder supplement
Good old scarf dragon from my old pathfinder supplement
February 16, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Just a wee little dragon posting!
Good old scarf dragon from my old pathfinder supplement
Good old scarf dragon from my old pathfinder supplement
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a man was staring at me 🚶♀️
February 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
a man was staring at me 🚶♀️
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NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
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Duck Duck Go has alot of AI shit but they’ve very intentionally made all of it a thing where they go “do you want to use our AI shit? Here is how to turn the AI shit off” and just that little bit of basic customer respect goes a long way
February 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Duck Duck Go has alot of AI shit but they’ve very intentionally made all of it a thing where they go “do you want to use our AI shit? Here is how to turn the AI shit off” and just that little bit of basic customer respect goes a long way
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What are those etsy witches doing these days? Think we could get them together for 1 more job?
Fuentes then fantasizes about “breeding gulags”: “So just like Hitler imprisoned Gypsies, Jews, communists, you know, all of his political rivals, we have to do the same thing with women… They go to the breeding gulags. The good ones will be liberated. The bad ones will toil in the mines forever.”
February 12, 2026 at 7:35 PM
What are those etsy witches doing these days? Think we could get them together for 1 more job?
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NYT Writer: Mommy where does Mario go when I turn off the gameboy?
"Derek you are 57 years old you are a fucking embarassment."
"Derek you are 57 years old you are a fucking embarassment."
July 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
NYT Writer: Mommy where does Mario go when I turn off the gameboy?
"Derek you are 57 years old you are a fucking embarassment."
"Derek you are 57 years old you are a fucking embarassment."
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Me to my cat when she's laying on the couch: too tiny and smoll, the widdlest kibby
Me to my cat when I'm holding her: honly shit, why are you the size of my entire torso??
Cat tax:
Me to my cat when I'm holding her: honly shit, why are you the size of my entire torso??
Cat tax:
February 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Me to my cat when she's laying on the couch: too tiny and smoll, the widdlest kibby
Me to my cat when I'm holding her: honly shit, why are you the size of my entire torso??
Cat tax:
Me to my cat when I'm holding her: honly shit, why are you the size of my entire torso??
Cat tax:
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It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
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The French duo is ice dancing to Blue by Eiffel 65, transitioning into Daft Punk. We're going to live forever.
They're doing pairs figure skating to an Offspring compilation, yet another Millennial cultural victory.
February 9, 2026 at 9:31 PM
The French duo is ice dancing to Blue by Eiffel 65, transitioning into Daft Punk. We're going to live forever.
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please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
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Just so @discord.com knows, as soon as this id/face scan bullshit goes into effect, I will be canceling my nitro. If me giving you actual money every month isn't enough for you to verify my identity, then what's the point?
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Just so @discord.com knows, as soon as this id/face scan bullshit goes into effect, I will be canceling my nitro. If me giving you actual money every month isn't enough for you to verify my identity, then what's the point?
It's so funny when services think that their product is so indispensable that they can do whatever they want and their user base will just accept it.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
It's so funny when services think that their product is so indispensable that they can do whatever they want and their user base will just accept it.
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THE FURIOUS MUNCHER
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
THE FURIOUS MUNCHER