🎄Just Some Guy🎄
@utopianparallax.bsky.social
software developer & butlerian jihad advocate | episcopalian | he/him | ⚓️ 🏳️🌈 ☭ 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ | @[email protected]
Off social media for Advent and Christmas, I'll be back in January. Happy holidays!
Off social media for Advent and Christmas, I'll be back in January. Happy holidays!
Welp, the sun is going down soon, so I'm going to sign off for Advent and Christmas. Hope everyone has a happy and blessed holiday season. See you next year!
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Welp, the sun is going down soon, so I'm going to sign off for Advent and Christmas. Hope everyone has a happy and blessed holiday season. See you next year!
I shan't be asking the Swears Robot.
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I shan't be asking the Swears Robot.
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bro they made you into a notebook
November 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
bro they made you into a notebook
Sigh.
we are pleased to announce that we will be introducing profile achievements in the next update
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sigh.
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"Tokyo High Court decision [..] endorsed the Japanese government ban on same-sex marriage."
"[A] significant step backwards for marriage equality in Japan."
"With all high court decisions made, the cases await a Supreme Court ruling."
#Japan #Marriage #Courts
"[A] significant step backwards for marriage equality in Japan."
"With all high court decisions made, the cases await a Supreme Court ruling."
#Japan #Marriage #Courts
Japan: Last high court ruling a damaging step backwards on same-sex marriage
Tokyo High Court decision that endorsed the Japanese government ban on same-sex marriage.
www.amnesty.org
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This is just a very expensive, high-tech eating disorder.
Hot (educated) take - normally sugared people don’t need to use a glucose meter. You’re fine. Your blood sugar didn’t “spike” from 100 to 120. You’re not unique or react uniquely to grapes or rice. You’re fine. See your doctor regularly. www.theverge.com/column/83093...
The dark side of optimizing your metabolism
CGMs are ultimately a tool — one that can be used for good or abused.
www.theverge.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This is just a very expensive, high-tech eating disorder.
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November 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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It's #SmallBusinessSaturday and one of my favorite kitty artists just did a huge update to her Etsy store! So many cute holiday items and more! www.etsy.com/shop/bunnydee
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It's #SmallBusinessSaturday and one of my favorite kitty artists just did a huge update to her Etsy store! So many cute holiday items and more! www.etsy.com/shop/bunnydee
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lots of people shrug off ongoing ecological collapse with "humanity's gonna make it bro, don't worry bro" and I don't know how to tell these people that many species of humans have existed and all but one went extinct
August 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
lots of people shrug off ongoing ecological collapse with "humanity's gonna make it bro, don't worry bro" and I don't know how to tell these people that many species of humans have existed and all but one went extinct
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how did THIS become normalized
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
how did THIS become normalized
Yeah that's me. Anyway, thanks for the feedback.
Dude,if you don't know who he is, you must be living under a rock for the past few Decades.
Well Mark, I live in Texas and had to looks you up because I didn't recognize your name, so...probably not?
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Yeah that's me. Anyway, thanks for the feedback.
The idea of subscribing to CNN is indescribably funny to me.
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The idea of subscribing to CNN is indescribably funny to me.
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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The thinnest skinned man in the world.
A new White House webpage presents a Hall of Shame for news reports the president disagrees with.
A new White House webpage presents a Hall of Shame for news reports the president disagrees with.
Trump ramps up reporter attacks with White House media bias tracker
A new White House webpage presents a “Hall of Shame” for news reports that the president disagrees with, coming after Trump voiced personal attacks on female reporters at ABC, CBS, the New York Times ...
www.washingtonpost.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The thinnest skinned man in the world.
A new White House webpage presents a Hall of Shame for news reports the president disagrees with.
A new White House webpage presents a Hall of Shame for news reports the president disagrees with.
*grizzled middle-aged gay man smirking directly at the camera*
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
*grizzled middle-aged gay man smirking directly at the camera*
I'm screaming inside.
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm screaming inside.
omg those ears
There, got a pic of the other previously TNR kitten! And yes, his ears are just like that. ❤️ He's not quite available yet, I'm sure we're sending him off site somewhere.
November 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
omg those ears
I was like "who the fuck are Fulham?!" but this is clearly not about my Spurs lol
I don't like it when fans boo their own team but it's pretty easy to understand why the fans are doing it right now.
Spurs managed one shot, that sailed 30 yards wide of the post, in 45 minutes. At home. Against FULHAM. While letting in two goals in the first five minutes.
Spurs managed one shot, that sailed 30 yards wide of the post, in 45 minutes. At home. Against FULHAM. While letting in two goals in the first five minutes.
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I was like "who the fuck are Fulham?!" but this is clearly not about my Spurs lol
Well Mark, I live in Texas and had to looks you up because I didn't recognize your name, so...probably not?
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Well Mark, I live in Texas and had to looks you up because I didn't recognize your name, so...probably not?
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everyone hates Nazis until it’s time to quit Substack
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
everyone hates Nazis until it’s time to quit Substack
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"hold on. let me check that on my phone. [clicks the on-demand horse app to summon a horse to kick me in the head] yeah it says here an apple is a type of fig. which means i can eat it on my new all-fig keto diet. anyway, as i was saying, i don't trust vaccines, i saw a sad sora video about autism"
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
"hold on. let me check that on my phone. [clicks the on-demand horse app to summon a horse to kick me in the head] yeah it says here an apple is a type of fig. which means i can eat it on my new all-fig keto diet. anyway, as i was saying, i don't trust vaccines, i saw a sad sora video about autism"
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strongly suspect the next 40 years of my life are gonna be wading through a society where everyone increasingly acts like they've been kicked in the head by a horse
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
strongly suspect the next 40 years of my life are gonna be wading through a society where everyone increasingly acts like they've been kicked in the head by a horse
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Average New Yorkër story: FAMOUS PERVERT RETURNS
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Average New Yorkër story: FAMOUS PERVERT RETURNS