Librarian SMH
@usedtobeshelver.bsky.social
St Louis boomerang. Public librarian. Mom. Full of Muppet-y joy and chaos.
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Just installed this app. Didn’t realize how many of my friends I was missing from the old place until I logged in here!
Hello, friends! The world has gone to shit, but I’m happy to see you again!
Hello, friends! The world has gone to shit, but I’m happy to see you again!
I mean I KNOW this is the same dude who made up a Time Man of the Year, framed it and hung it up in public, but how is he not embarrassed to accept this fakey ass “peaceful prize”??
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I mean I KNOW this is the same dude who made up a Time Man of the Year, framed it and hung it up in public, but how is he not embarrassed to accept this fakey ass “peaceful prize”??
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"Does this feel like or look like a well-run competent administration? It took them 10 months to discover that the United States doesn't grow bananas and that therefore if we tariff bananas that that's not going to bring banana factories on shore."
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"Does this feel like or look like a well-run competent administration? It took them 10 months to discover that the United States doesn't grow bananas and that therefore if we tariff bananas that that's not going to bring banana factories on shore."
Library folk:
Have a patron wanting to read adult titles who loved Alan Gratz’s books. Suggestions?
Mostly seeing juvie/YA titles online.
Have a patron wanting to read adult titles who loved Alan Gratz’s books. Suggestions?
Mostly seeing juvie/YA titles online.
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Library folk:
Have a patron wanting to read adult titles who loved Alan Gratz’s books. Suggestions?
Mostly seeing juvie/YA titles online.
Have a patron wanting to read adult titles who loved Alan Gratz’s books. Suggestions?
Mostly seeing juvie/YA titles online.
How is one supposed to convince oneself to exercise when it is 21°outside? Even my heated house is chilly outside my blanket cocoon.
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
How is one supposed to convince oneself to exercise when it is 21°outside? Even my heated house is chilly outside my blanket cocoon.
Lodging a complaint:
When I caught covid in 2022 & was stuck in my room for a week, Elizabeth II died & I got to hang out with Irish Twitter.
This weekend I just had a head cold, but I was still stuck in my room for two days with nothing. Not even random CEOs caught cheating at a Coldplay concert.
When I caught covid in 2022 & was stuck in my room for a week, Elizabeth II died & I got to hang out with Irish Twitter.
This weekend I just had a head cold, but I was still stuck in my room for two days with nothing. Not even random CEOs caught cheating at a Coldplay concert.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Lodging a complaint:
When I caught covid in 2022 & was stuck in my room for a week, Elizabeth II died & I got to hang out with Irish Twitter.
This weekend I just had a head cold, but I was still stuck in my room for two days with nothing. Not even random CEOs caught cheating at a Coldplay concert.
When I caught covid in 2022 & was stuck in my room for a week, Elizabeth II died & I got to hang out with Irish Twitter.
This weekend I just had a head cold, but I was still stuck in my room for two days with nothing. Not even random CEOs caught cheating at a Coldplay concert.
This was really hard because I have two answers. But this was, and still is, the album I play all the way up and belt out the words, no matter who can hear me.
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This was really hard because I have two answers. But this was, and still is, the album I play all the way up and belt out the words, no matter who can hear me.
Putting Opening Day on my calendar now.
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Putting Opening Day on my calendar now.
I *really* thought the Blue Jays were gonna pull it off.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I *really* thought the Blue Jays were gonna pull it off.
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George Springet: “Ow!”
John Smoltz: “‘Ow!’ he said.”
This is what makes Smoltz so valuable to Fox.
John Smoltz: “‘Ow!’ he said.”
This is what makes Smoltz so valuable to Fox.
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
George Springet: “Ow!”
John Smoltz: “‘Ow!’ he said.”
This is what makes Smoltz so valuable to Fox.
John Smoltz: “‘Ow!’ he said.”
This is what makes Smoltz so valuable to Fox.
That was a crazy half inning.
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
That was a crazy half inning.
Walk off walk? I think Toronto would take it.
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Walk off walk? I think Toronto would take it.
One of the priests at the March at Selma was my grandpa’s cousin, who would go on to be a bishop. This is the kind of Catholic I was raised to be and I’m thankful that Leo agrees with me. (But it’s still hard going to Mass with the MAGA assholes.)
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
One of the priests at the March at Selma was my grandpa’s cousin, who would go on to be a bishop. This is the kind of Catholic I was raised to be and I’m thankful that Leo agrees with me. (But it’s still hard going to Mass with the MAGA assholes.)
Ok. It’s 1am central. It’s a wrench to go to bed because the game has been awesome, but I don’t normally root for either of these teams. Someone text me when it’s over.
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Ok. It’s 1am central. It’s a wrench to go to bed because the game has been awesome, but I don’t normally root for either of these teams. Someone text me when it’s over.
The best ball. Every dog agrees.
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"that doesn't sound comfortable"
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The best ball. Every dog agrees.
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It’s me. All of these selections are 👩🍳😘
October 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It’s me. All of these selections are 👩🍳😘
TFW you have a program but the only one who shows up for it is your library director:
a woman is standing in a doorway with panic written on the wall
Alt: Sophia from Golden Girls runs out of the house. Text at the bottom reads PANIC!!!
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
TFW you have a program but the only one who shows up for it is your library director:
If anyone is still on Twitter, can you tell FanDuel that their feed sucks and I can’t see shit?
October 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If anyone is still on Twitter, can you tell FanDuel that their feed sucks and I can’t see shit?
Kidney stones. Just kidney stones. Whew.
Someone go and trip Dolly Parton’s sister. She had me scared that our girl was on her deathbed.
Auntie just had some kidney stones.
This ain’t the time to be dramatic maam 😭😭😭
Auntie just had some kidney stones.
This ain’t the time to be dramatic maam 😭😭😭
October 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Kidney stones. Just kidney stones. Whew.
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I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files.
But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.
But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.
October 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files.
But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.
But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.
My 17yo just learned who Paul McKee is and is appropriately horrified. The kids are alright. #stl #fuckthatguy
October 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My 17yo just learned who Paul McKee is and is appropriately horrified. The kids are alright. #stl #fuckthatguy
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#stl Any idea what’s happening on Gravois by Grant’s Farm? Two family members were trying to get home and had to go crazy ways to get around the roadblock by city police. (This is very much not the city.)
September 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
#stl Any idea what’s happening on Gravois by Grant’s Farm? Two family members were trying to get home and had to go crazy ways to get around the roadblock by city police. (This is very much not the city.)
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1.4 Million Missourians would be forced into new districts by Gov. Kehoe’s proposed gerrymander, changing their representation not through an election but by unconstitutionally redrawing our borders, dividing neighbor from neighbor just to steal more power for themselves.
September 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
1.4 Million Missourians would be forced into new districts by Gov. Kehoe’s proposed gerrymander, changing their representation not through an election but by unconstitutionally redrawing our borders, dividing neighbor from neighbor just to steal more power for themselves.
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Dia dhaoibh, a chairde!
The Northern Ireland Place-Name Project has just landed on Bluesky. We will be sharing stories, history and a few surprises behind our local place-names.
Do you have ideas on what type of content you would like to see? Maps, archives or just fun facts? Let us know below 😀
The Northern Ireland Place-Name Project has just landed on Bluesky. We will be sharing stories, history and a few surprises behind our local place-names.
Do you have ideas on what type of content you would like to see? Maps, archives or just fun facts? Let us know below 😀
September 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Dia dhaoibh, a chairde!
The Northern Ireland Place-Name Project has just landed on Bluesky. We will be sharing stories, history and a few surprises behind our local place-names.
Do you have ideas on what type of content you would like to see? Maps, archives or just fun facts? Let us know below 😀
The Northern Ireland Place-Name Project has just landed on Bluesky. We will be sharing stories, history and a few surprises behind our local place-names.
Do you have ideas on what type of content you would like to see? Maps, archives or just fun facts? Let us know below 😀