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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 4h

Me (not into sports): So I'm hearing that Cheri Oteri is playing some very good baseball lately?

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 6h

republicans: it’s inappropriate to call your political opponents nazis

republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 7h

I feel like he's in Let Them Eat Cake territory.

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World Central Kitchen @wck.org · 8h

WCK teams in Gaza were able to cook meat again for the first time in eight months. Our kitchens served hundreds of thousands of plates of chicken and beef with vegetables. Families—especially children—were overjoyed to receive meals they hadn’t had in months. #ChefsForGaza

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 8h

I'm making that my epitaph: Everything I Said Is Off The Record

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 15h

French authorities won’t charge Louvre thieves on grounds the crime was really cool

PARIS - Following a brazen daylight heist of the French crown jewels from the Louvre, French authorities have declared no charges will be laid, citing the country’s “Trop Cool Pour Être Un Crime” (“To...

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 8h

I was just going to say that haha I was a high school theatre kid, we could have done a lesser quality version of that with enough paint and canvas and someone who either knows calligraphy or can make a stencil. Adults in the industry could pull that off easily.

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 8h

"I call Take Backsies. I can take back words whenever I want because I said that. So there."

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 16h

Like a Caring Tamagotchi

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 16h

He always comes at women like that. "Sit down honey. You don't know what you're talking about." JFC.

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 16h

"America will show Israel how to REALLY genocide. I'm the best genocider."

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 16h

I agree, I drove 16 hours in a day one time to get somewhere on time, that was a bad day and made the road trip very not fun.

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 16h

"And yeah I feel a bit bad for Poland and Belgium but hey, at least the war will end, amirite?"

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 16h

If you are looking for a low-stakes/high drama read, this thread is for you hahaha

Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 1d

pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:

Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 16h

I see they missed Bangbelly in their list of Fruit and Carb, similar to a grunt. *dramatic sigh*

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 16h

Although now I'm curious what Miss Chloe Fong is up to.

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 16h

How are they still paranoid about Communism? America is hard Capitalist, there is zero chance of it turning into Cuba anytime soon. A chunk of the US thinks free healthcare is an abomination, I think you're fairly safe from The Reds at this point, jeez Louise.

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 1d

Directed by Guy Ritchie

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 1d

It's more of a Selective Pausefire.

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 1d

Trump comes across as someone who is in a state of mental decline, where he is super gullible and just believes and repeats whatever is said by whoever is in front of him. I feel like he would hand over his wallet if someone asked him the right way. If he met with Zelenskyy he'd say the opposite.

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 1d

I see Israel is now back to business now that they have the hostages back. No one but Trump, and maybe not even him, really thought Isreal planned to stop killing people. It was a strategic pause, like anything Putin would sign with Ukraine.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer

NEW YORK—Casting doubt on the mayoral candidate’s ability to effectively carry out the duties of the office, critics assailed New York State Rep. Zohran Mamdani Friday for refusing to share his plan t...

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Wil Wheaton @wilwheaton.net · 1d

Netanyahu won't stop until he's murdered every Palestinian on Gaza. #FreePalestine

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Israel has violated ceasefire 47 times and killed 38 Palestinians, says Gaza media office

Authorities urge UN to intervene ‘to protect unarmed civilian populations’ after attack on bus that killed 11

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 1d

Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 1d

In Vancouver I ride an electric cargo bike instead of owning a car, for 5 years. There are plenty of bike lanes and my bike goes fast enough that I can ride with cars on side streets. My bike is super cheap to operate, zero gas, I take my kids to school on it. Toronto had lots of time to prepare.

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