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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻
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Writer, speaker, do-gooder, twin mom, ADHD. 🇨🇦
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Me (not into sports): So I'm hearing that Cheri Oteri is playing some very good baseball lately?
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republicans: it’s inappropriate to call your political opponents nazis

republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
I feel like he's in Let Them Eat Cake territory.
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WCK teams in Gaza were able to cook meat again for the first time in eight months. Our kitchens served hundreds of thousands of plates of chicken and beef with vegetables. Families—especially children—were overjoyed to receive meals they hadn’t had in months. #ChefsForGaza
I'm making that my epitaph: Everything I Said Is Off The Record
I was just going to say that haha I was a high school theatre kid, we could have done a lesser quality version of that with enough paint and canvas and someone who either knows calligraphy or can make a stencil. Adults in the industry could pull that off easily.
"I call Take Backsies. I can take back words whenever I want because I said that. So there."
He always comes at women like that. "Sit down honey. You don't know what you're talking about." JFC.
"America will show Israel how to REALLY genocide. I'm the best genocider."
I agree, I drove 16 hours in a day one time to get somewhere on time, that was a bad day and made the road trip very not fun.
"And yeah I feel a bit bad for Poland and Belgium but hey, at least the war will end, amirite?"
If you are looking for a low-stakes/high drama read, this thread is for you hahaha
pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
I see they missed Bangbelly in their list of Fruit and Carb, similar to a grunt. *dramatic sigh*
Although now I'm curious what Miss Chloe Fong is up to.
How are they still paranoid about Communism? America is hard Capitalist, there is zero chance of it turning into Cuba anytime soon. A chunk of the US thinks free healthcare is an abomination, I think you're fairly safe from The Reds at this point, jeez Louise.
It's more of a Selective Pausefire.
Trump comes across as someone who is in a state of mental decline, where he is super gullible and just believes and repeats whatever is said by whoever is in front of him. I feel like he would hand over his wallet if someone asked him the right way. If he met with Zelenskyy he'd say the opposite.
I see Israel is now back to business now that they have the hostages back. No one but Trump, and maybe not even him, really thought Isreal planned to stop killing people. It was a strategic pause, like anything Putin would sign with Ukraine.
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Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.
In Vancouver I ride an electric cargo bike instead of owning a car, for 5 years. There are plenty of bike lanes and my bike goes fast enough that I can ride with cars on side streets. My bike is super cheap to operate, zero gas, I take my kids to school on it. Toronto had lots of time to prepare.