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Shifty Spooky
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Drop off your kid and run me my fade. You’ll find me here in Brooklyn with my cats.
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Missing the days when, if a scary masked man approached us on the street, WE pepper sprayed HIM, not the other way around.
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
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Care for us? True indeed! They ne’er car’d for us yet. Suffer us to famish, and their store-houses cramm’d with grain; make edicts for usury, to support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act establish’d against the rich, and provide more piercing statutes daily to chain up and restrain the poor.
Starting a Gofundme to buy a Lego Death Star.
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“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
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SNAP benefits expire in one week.
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
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the ghost of liberace is all "whew tone it down gurl"
Trump waves around renderings of his new ballroom, which appears to be entirely gold
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All broken implements of a ruin’d house.
Every day is worse than the last with this guy.
a live look at the demolition of the White House's East Wing for Trump's ballroom
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To be crystal clear: trump is talking about taxpayers paying him millions of dollars as some sort of restitution because he was investigated for sending a mob to the US capitol on Jan 6th to overthrow the 2020 election. That might just be he most f*cked up thing he’s done since Jan 6th…
Trump: "It's awfully strange to make a decision where I'm paying myself. But I was damaged very greatly and any money I would get I would give to charity."
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ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening.

Make statues of this.
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New 20 just dropped to commemorate the Trump presidency
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“We are all, how you say, trying to find zee guy who did zis.”
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
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people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard
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“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
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Do you know what a group of frogs is called?

AN ARMY
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Trump’s people are calling this a hate rally. Here’s a live shot from the hate rally.
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the US government has arrived on bluesky
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Vic Mensa, an American rapper born and raised in Chicago, breaks down ICE raids and the politics of division.
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We’re making fun of her, but it really is beyond the pale at the White House press secretary would say this in public and it would not be a scandal.
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."