Lil Miss WAPpenheimer
@uhhuhhoney.bsky.social
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it's Cookie . ***an acquired taste*** 80's baby/ theater kid/ writer #PlatonicLasagna for life. Murderino💜💜 $SoulSmile 💜 https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/15A6XSW25MCDT?ref_=wl_share
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feloniousmunk.blacksky.app
You not qualified to be a shift supervisor but you want to be head of household? Scared to tell your homie to atop calling you that disrespectful nickname that you HATE but you want your lady to submit. You're a coward and you find comfort in the online community of dry dick trolls aka twin and nem
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princehak33m.bsky.social
Can’t think of a trio of celebs that aged less gracefully.
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theradseed.blacksky.app
That grown ass woman was a GUIDANCE COUNSELOR in an elite nyc private hs. Hundreds of students in her care, some probably not even white. Gtfoh.
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geekgrammy.com
When I was a kid my idea of an "edgy joke" was a joke with a lot of swear words in it. Preferably "fuck" and "shit." I don't recall ever praising Hitler.

Also 20-40 year old are not "kids."
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hillrat.bsky.social
They're not even pretending to care about the Constitution any more.
roadsteamer.bsky.social
🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help!

Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒
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freshlogic.blacksky.app
Never trust a man in a fedora.
complex.com
Kevin Federline Says He Caught Britney Spears ‘Making Out’ With a Woman: ‘I Didn’t Say a Word'

Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/jael...
Kevin Federline Says He Caught Britney Spears ‘Making Out’ With a Woman: ‘I Didn’t Say a Word'
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princey5ive.blacksky.app
If I could time-travel back to 2009 with a folder full of screenshots, they would crucify me using nothing but Creative Rec shoestrings and skateboard shards.
princehak33m.bsky.social
Can’t think of a trio of celebs that aged less gracefully.
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joybella.blacksky.app
"Can men and women REALLY be frie—"
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biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app
LOOOOOOOOABOUTMEOOOOOOL
almasuono.bsky.social
Im a pretty girl who sometimes uses my looks to manipulate men into doing things I want im not sorry bout it
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oooohmandy.bsky.social
My FWB been with me thru 2 relationships, wym???
saintdkhari.bsky.social
The FWB situation not supposed to last forever but it's supposed to end with you or I falling for someone else
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brillianceproper.blackskycomra.de
Gonna do an essay about how MTV made white Gen X-ers think racism evaporated in the 90s.
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thegatesofmel.blacksky.app
You are not. We used to be a proper country.
reniadeb.com
am i misremembering the past or was there definitely a time when you could pay for takeaways delivered to your door in cash to the delivery driver?
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johnathanperk.bsky.social
Good call. Really strategic move.

Our @Governor.CA.gov is declaring a “state of emergency” b/c doing so unlocks a whole host of state resources. Did this right as covid was hitting in early 2020, too.

Declaring this State of Emergency in response to the federal government is a pre-secession move.
davekeating.substack.com
Los Angeles has just declared a state of emergency.

Not because of wildfires. Not because of riots. But because of an invasion by federal government troops.

We can see where this is going.
Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids
Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.
abcnews.go.com
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writtenbyuju.bsky.social
“I crave great musicianship, and I don’t care who provides it. I’ve got no problems saying I dig D’Angelo.” - Prince (MOJO Magazine, 1997)
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notoctaviasimone.blacksky.app
LMFAOOOOOOOOO I’m telling you…🤣
jforjae.bsky.social
My FWB told me he can’t do this anymore because he wants me to take him serious.

I gotta find a new cabeza king.
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seauxcocoa.bsky.social
📝📝📝
soalmondie.bsky.social
Amazing that the tension in my hips just melts away after getting folded up
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ebzlll.bsky.social
You know what I hate, when somebody call my shit little.

“How is your little coloring book business going?”

Me:
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thisiskashmir.com
Heads up!

Home Depot is offering FREE Trades Training.

Perfect if you’re trying to kickstart your career in trades (HVAC, carpentry, Electrical or Construction) or hell, even if you just own a home.

I have interest in neither I just like to learn lmao

Details: www.pathtopro.com/free-trainin...
Free Training
The Path to Pro Skills Program is a FREE, on-demand training program. The coursework is designed to teach transferrable soft skills and how-to knowledge for a successful career in the skilled trades.
www.pathtopro.com
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johnathanperk.bsky.social
The impending pandemic will be catastrophic.
mskohut.bsky.social
Mass firings at the CDC on Friday? Just heard. What an insult to humanity that only a few SHORT years after a deadly pandemic, the oligarchs have decided to unleash ALL the deadly diseases into the USA. Do NOT come here. Anyone here, try to escape NOW if you can. I grieve for all.
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